|
Stoatbringer posted:I worked on a large system once which had a minimum length of three letters for customer surnames. Which was fine until you still having to deal with Mr. Ng. Lol, Ng is my last name and I do occasionally get issues like that, mostly in the UK. The real fun is watching people try to pronounce it.
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 01:25 |
|
|
# ? Mar 29, 2024 09:44 |
|
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 01:28 |
|
Euphoriaphone posted:There is a professor at George Washington University that got caught in a Rachel Dolezal/Elizabeth Warren situation today. She's white but has been pretending to be black. She tried to pre-empt getting outed by posting a non-apology to Medium. loving lol https://twitter.com/bell4louisville/status/1301610417194774529?s=20
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 01:30 |
|
Powered Descent posted:Who on Earth decided this list would appeal to anyone? Like I get that they're going for nostalgia of all the little "normal" things that we haven't done for six months, but it's as if they intentionally picked the most annoying stuff they could about office life. I mean I don't wear a tie but the rest is still a thing I've done daily through all of this, you fucks need to get back to work it isn't fair.
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 01:40 |
|
says he was way too into being the fastest kid to solve Magic Eyes.
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 01:43 |
|
https://twitter.com/The_Law_Boy/status/1301689498024259584
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 02:34 |
|
https://twitter.com/Dirjel/status/1301690021678731264
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 02:57 |
|
https://twitter.com/Immortal_Graves/status/1301657096778260481/photo/1
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 03:14 |
|
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 03:18 |
|
When threatened, women can voluntarily induce uteral burgeoning to inflate their defensive waistline and frighten predators.
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 03:21 |
|
Wow I didn't know Stefan Molyneux wrote a novel.
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 03:21 |
|
OwlFancier posted:When threatened, women can voluntarily induce uteral burgeoning to inflate their defensive waistline and frighten predators. That's actually the exact opposite of what some elected officials have said.
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 03:22 |
|
Women only do this when they're very distressed.
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 03:27 |
|
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 03:56 |
|
Prosperity Gospel is some incredibly hosed up poo poo
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 04:09 |
|
How the gently caress do you read the Bible and come away with that loving filth, I want to ask, but i know the answer is literally "none of them read the Bible, they get told by a preacher what to believe and HE'S basing that on what makes him money"
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 04:14 |
|
It's bizarre too, because if there was ONE overarching point to Jesus' message in the bible it's "gently caress rich people" so much so money lending was outlawed in Catholic Europe.
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 04:14 |
|
quote:Editor of 'For the New Christian Intellectual.' Great. He sees himself as Ayn Rand for Christians.
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 04:20 |
|
Jesus get the whip out
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 04:21 |
|
Arsenic Lupin posted:it had so obviously never been tested on a non-Googler customer base. And it never was.
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 06:18 |
|
Reminds me of this except its by an adult redditor, not fictional 12 year olds.
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 06:19 |
|
Also the worst "man writes man" excerpt.
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 06:28 |
|
Is he stiffening in alarm because she’s displaying a blowfish-like defense mechanism?
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 07:27 |
|
For nearly 2 decades I thought I was just fat. To find out it's just the multitude of unfertilized eggs hanging around, like the boba at the bottom of your bubble tea, is refreshinf.
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 08:44 |
|
Remember when Jesus went to the temple and upended the moneylender's tables because they were ONLY charging 2% APR?
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 08:48 |
|
Does the effect stack I wonder? Like if you could somehow dump all 300k eggs at once do you immediately grow seven and a half kilometers in diameter?
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 10:11 |
|
InediblePenguin posted:How the gently caress do you read the Bible and come away with that loving filth, I want to ask, but i know the answer is literally "none of them read the Bible, they get told by a preacher what to believe and HE'S basing that on what makes him money" Because they're Montanists — something actually declared heretical in 230CE, well before the Council of Nicea, but that the theologians among these arseholes keep digging up and thinking "hey, these dudes were p cool, we're their modern inheritors!" — who've developed that particular line of bullshit further into a kind of Manichaean witchcraft.
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 10:54 |
|
DigitalRaven posted:Because they're Montanists — something actually declared heretical in 230CE, well before the Council of Nicea, but that the theologians among these arseholes keep digging up and thinking "hey, these dudes were p cool, we're their modern inheritors!" — who've developed that particular line of bullshit further into a kind of Manichaean witchcraft. So idiots, then?
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 11:07 |
|
pop fly to McGillicutty posted:So idiots, then? Idiots and heretics who are the ones having prayer breakfasts with the current President of the United States...
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 11:22 |
|
OwlFancier posted:Does the effect stack I wonder? Like if you could somehow dump all 300k eggs at once do you immediately grow seven and a half kilometers in diameter? Honestly the first time I've burst out laughing in a while. Thanks.
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 11:35 |
|
christmas boots posted:Really? I was convinced.
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 15:13 |
|
Roblo posted:Honestly the first time I've burst out laughing in a while. Thanks. Oh wow you must be ovulating like crazy!
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 15:15 |
|
https://twitter.com/bestofnextdoor/status/1300625071468232705
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 18:17 |
|
The beep beep noise.
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 18:26 |
|
OwlFancier posted:Does the effect stack I wonder? Like if you could somehow dump all 300k eggs at once do you immediately grow seven and a half kilometers in diameter? I believe the "full inch" of waist growth is actually because he has pumped her full of spunk rather than anything to do with her eggs. Happy to help.
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 18:31 |
|
Now I'm not accusing him of exaggerating his spunk volume, HOWEVER
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 18:55 |
|
Are you implying he doesn't have a bowling ball sized testicles that deflate like emptied balloons every time he ejaculates?
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 19:00 |
|
Splicer posted:Are you implying he doesn't have a bowling ball sized testicles that deflate like emptied balloons every time he ejaculates? why would he ejaculate from the pee storage organ?
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 19:14 |
|
Pee comes from the balls, cum comes from the heart.
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 19:18 |
|
|
# ? Mar 29, 2024 09:44 |
|
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'heart of a lion'
|
# ? Sep 4, 2020 19:27 |