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ZenMasterBullshit posted:you do no one any good using it to describe entirely mild human contact in loving video game. FF14 is decidedly not a loving type of video game, although we all know the Manderville family does, in fact, gently caress EDIT: I've probably had worse new page snipes, but this is one of the more terrible ones
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I thought FF14 was like, omega-horny? Don't all the NPCs want to jump your/each other's bones every 2 seconds?
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Sep 2, 2020 02:27
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Kite Pride Worldwide posted:I thought FF14 was like, omega-horny? Don't all the NPCs want to jump your/each other's bones every 2 seconds? That’s significantly overstated, tbh. There are a few horny npcs, but almost all of the “x character wants to jump my bones” is wishful thinking on the player’s part.
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Sep 2, 2020 02:35
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I thought the horny in FF14 was naked level 1 catgirls standing on benches in Limsa.
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Sep 2, 2020 02:56
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Prithee mine lady I doth not give mine permission to lay thine hand uponst my backside, jest or no
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Sep 2, 2020 03:47
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mycot posted:I thought the horny in FF14 was naked level 1 catgirls standing on benches in Limsa. I just started the game about 3 weeks ago and there's always a group of naked catgirls and buff furries dancing naked near the crystal in Limsa
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Sep 2, 2020 14:04
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If they were real said characters would find this conversation hilarious. Urianger would even do a taunting card wave at you guys.
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Sep 2, 2020 14:05
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Is there an opposite of manic pixie dream girl? Because there's something like that going on for the entire fan base to pick Y'shtola as their waifu when she shows up for 3 quests an expansion to stand around going "I'm smart" while wearing trash bags. E. The best thing Urianger has done all game is hang up his trash bag and put on some real MMO clothes in ShB
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Sep 2, 2020 14:13
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If you want to find horny npcs in FFXIV, all you have to do is talk to Hoary Boulder and Aenor after every major plot development.
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Sep 2, 2020 14:13
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zedprime posted:Is there an opposite of manic pixie dream girl? Because there's something like that going on for the entire fan base to pick Y'shtola as their waifu when she shows up for 3 quests an expansion to stand around going "I'm smart" while wearing trash bags. She's a catgirl. That's the beginning and end of it. There is no shortage of people who obsess over catgirls.
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Sep 2, 2020 14:14
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I beat all the 1.0 content and some of ARR and I could not tell you who Y'shtola much less anyone else was in that game.
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Sep 2, 2020 14:22
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y'shtola was one of the freakazoids in your clubhouse with a big wooden block over her eyes
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Sep 2, 2020 15:44
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The whole last expect was a full length rpg with your scion buddies with you the while time like a proper rpg party so they all got a lot of characterization and lines and fun arcs.
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Sep 2, 2020 16:08
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Barudak posted:I beat all the 1.0 content and some of ARR and I could not tell you who Y'shtola much less anyone else was in that game. All of the Scions are given their personalities after ARR. In some cases they just become different people.
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Sep 2, 2020 16:10
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Yshtola was a catgirl Velma of the ARR mystery solving team. Just serious and competent. Someone else fill in the rest of them tia.
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Sep 2, 2020 16:29
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sassassin posted:Yshtola was a catgirl Velma of the ARR mystery solving team. Just serious and competent. Papalymo is Fred Yda is Daphne Urianger is Shaggy Minfilia is Scooby Do Tataru is Scrappy Do Alternatel:, Alphinaud and Elise are Scooby and Scrappy.
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Sep 2, 2020 16:33
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Kite Pride Worldwide posted:I thought FF14 was like, omega-horny? Don't all the NPCs want to jump your/each other's bones every 2 seconds? Wind-up Moenbryda flavor text: This anatomically accurate representation of Moenbryda was secretly crafted by none other than Urianger immediately following [stuff]. What he did with it before it passed to your hands is a tale best left untold.
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Sep 2, 2020 16:59
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Bruceski posted:Wind-up Moenbryda flavor text: That one's more the localizers than the game being horny, the JP description was nothing like that as I recall.
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Sep 2, 2020 17:04
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Evil Fluffy posted:Papalymo is Fred no no no no Minfilia is Fred Tataru is Daphne Yda is Shaggy Papalymo is Scooby Urianger is a digital personal assistant that plays annoying quotes of the day Minfilia can't turn off Thancred was hired to be Scrappy but knows he's a gently caress up which ironically causes him to do an even worse job
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Sep 2, 2020 17:06
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The Warrior of Light is Scooby people. 
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Sep 2, 2020 17:11
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Thancred is the van. Can only do overland travel and breaks down at the strangest times.
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Tomestones are scooby snacks.
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Sep 2, 2020 17:15
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stev posted:All of the Scions are given their personalities after ARR. In some cases they just become different people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omD6zQOlSzc&t=214s Edit: I just realized that dude near the beginning of the clip is supposed to be the WoL? 2.0 WoL wouldn't just stand there waiting to eat a bullet from Gaius lol CharlieFoxtrot fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Sep 2, 2020 |
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Sep 2, 2020 17:49
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omD6zQOlSzc&t=214s Not Gauis, no, but random Amaljaa sure
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Sep 2, 2020 20:06
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zedprime posted:Is there an opposite of manic pixie dream girl? Because there's something like that going on for the entire fan base to pick Y'shtola as their waifu when she shows up for 3 quests an expansion to stand around going "I'm smart" while wearing trash bags. Its more then shallow looks as a reason. Look at this.  That? That right there? Its called chemistry
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Sep 2, 2020 20:20
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Evil Fluffy posted:Papalymo is Fred Tataru is Vincent Price
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Sep 3, 2020 02:14
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the scions basically have one character trait each until Heavensward
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Sep 3, 2020 02:50
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They did but Y'shtola's one character trait was expressing exasperation at annoying npcs so she's the one everybody liked.
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Sep 3, 2020 03:07
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the final fantasy novelization is sooooooooo bad
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Sep 3, 2020 03:12
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Drop Y'shtola, just bring Matoya along.
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Sep 3, 2020 07:36
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Isn't that what we did in Shadowbringers? 
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Teratrain posted:Isn't that what we did in Shadowbringers? No, we chose the WoL fanboy instead.
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Kite Pride Worldwide posted:I thought FF14 was like, omega-horny? Don't all the NPCs want to jump your/each other's bones every 2 seconds? I just leveled up Astrologian and like 2/3 of the major AST NPCs are super horny and talking about having sex with random people all the time.
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Sep 4, 2020 08:18
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Varance posted:No, we chose the WoL fanboy instead. By Azura by Azura by Azura! I can't believe it is you, the WoL, standing here, next to ME!
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Sep 4, 2020 08:53
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Leal posted:By Azura by Azura by Azura! I can't believe it is you, the WoL, standing here, next to ME! Oh Alisae how are you? Clarste posted:I just leveled up Astrologian and like 2/3 of the major AST NPCs are super horny and talking about having sex with random people all the time. The ASt guild being a bunch of horny nerd losers is perhaps the most human bit of writing in the game. They're just kind of sadly horny. Damned by fate...
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So I was digging through some old DVDs I burned like 15 years ago, and I finally found my copy of the Final Fantasy 7 Advent Children joke subtitles. Just watched about 20 minutes of it, and I still find them funny, in a early-2000s humor sort of way. Some of the lines in here have stuck with me for going on 20 years ("Please, God, let me hear everyone as bees") so I hope other people like them as much as I do. Anyhow, here they are, if anybody else wanted to watch them. Just put on the original version of FF7AC (not the bluray) in MPC, probably set the language to Japanese, and then go to the subtitle menu and load these.  Edit: Just a quick edit to note that I didn't create these, I found them online back when FF7AC was new.   
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Sep 4, 2020 16:25
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Those hold up pretty well
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Sep 4, 2020 21:07
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I got the official DVD, will those work? That slap bracelet bit made me grin.
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It should, yeah.
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I'm halfway through Shadowbringers (3/5 on known macguffins arrowed in at least one face each) and it lives up to the hype, I think. Nothing subversive or revolutionary but the style of story the game has been telling this whole time executed very well. Like most things if it aint your jam ShB will not make it your jam, but if you like jam then... I forget where I'm going with this. I'm gonna go have some jam.
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