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Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004


first barb then bob, they destroy everything beautiful

it will be steves hair next

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Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Lol Sitting here wondering how to rewind time yet again.

what's up

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



99 is bernard, and he has lost his watch

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

that watch was wasted on bernard. WASTED

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)
Not now bernard!

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



didnt he try and steal some milk from the corner shop, and still got caught despite being able to control time

what a fuckin moron

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Ratjaculation posted:

99 is bernard, and he has lost his watch

Is basically this. Committing to mutually exclusive actions, losing the loving watch, failing to meet expectations then turning up a couple of days later with a stupid loving look on my face.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Parked in a layby but need a poo poo so suppose I'll go face the music.

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
remember the episode of bodger and badger where badger was tearfully culled by bodger in order to stop the cows getting tb

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Galewolf posted:

Is cereal a chunky soup, a broth or stew?

Chunky soup

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Sudden Javelin posted:

remember the episode of bodger and badger where badger was tearfully culled by bodger in order to stop the cows getting tb

badger cried a lot but i was surprised at how cheerful bodger was

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!
Anyone remember the Bernard's Watch where that guy stole the watch, froze time, dragged Bernard to the top of a multistory and threatened to throw him off? That was pretty hardcore.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
don't STOP

never give UP

hold your head high and reach the TOP

let the world see what you have GOT

briiiing it all back to youuuuu

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Daktar posted:

Anyone remember the Bernard's Watch where that guy stole the watch, froze time, dragged Bernard to the top of a multistory and threatened to throw him off? That was pretty hardcore.

i liked that show

also the one with the boy who had the spray that made him invisible

and the one where the boy was a dog sometimes

and there was one with a boy and a bloke came out of his wardrobe or something and they had completely harmless adventures together

Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004
the most unrealistic thing about bernards watch was that someone would name their child bernard in the 90s

bernard with his best friends wilf and gertrude

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
middle class people absolutely do give their kids names like that though

DGC773
Sep 10, 2010


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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
I know more berties than Bernie's.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
What the gently caress were you doing watching CITV in 1997? Are you all children? Besides, we all know CITV hasn't had anything good since Knightmare.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Sunswipe posted:

What the gently caress were you doing watching CITV in 1997? Are you all children? Besides, we all know CITV hasn't had anything good since Knightmare.

Everyone plays animal crossing and whatever right now.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


NotJustANumber99 posted:

Everyone plays animal crossing and whatever right now.

Speaking of old TV shows, I found an old episode of Charlie Chalk a while back and it is basically just Animal Crossing with a poo poo theme tune and no Isabelle.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Sunswipe posted:

What the gently caress were you doing watching CITV in 1997? Are you all children? Besides, we all know CITV hasn't had anything good since Knightmare.

4 channels. 1 had blue peter on, 1 had the weakest link on, one had bernards watch and one had eurotrash minus the tits

easy choice

DGC773
Sep 10, 2010


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Byker Grove was my favourite

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Was weakest link really on in the 4 channels era?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



NotJustANumber99 posted:

Was weakest link really on in the 4 channels era?

I distinctly remember waiting for what's her face to stop talking so the Simpsons would start

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


NGC773 posted:

Byker Grove was my favourite

It's difficult to explain how confusing Byker Grove was to me growing up in the rural South East. Just none of it made any sense at all.

That said, "declan man a've gone blind!" was still 100% a cultural touch point #90skidswillremember

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

sounds like grange hill talk

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Sep 10, 2010


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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

sounds like grange hill talk



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SlvZF6k5bE

Max nostalgia

Daktar
Aug 19, 2008

I done turned 'er head into a slug an' now she's a-stucked!
The main thing I know about Grange Hill is that there was a C64 game of it where you could get your character addicted to drugs.


Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
I'm playing Rimworld on the hardest difficulty and my 7-man base has a 16-man siege starting up and they're better armed than me too. There's a shaman trader with a psychic animal pulser for sale: I could use that and send a score of boomalopes at the besiegers but it'd also ruin my relations with the shaman's faction.*

It's my only chance of survival but I feel bad about betraying the tribals who've always been above board with me :(






*If you don't play Rimworld, none of this will mean much to you

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
hehehe rim :laugh:

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Pistol_Pete posted:

I'm playing Rimworld on the hardest difficulty and my 7-man base has a 16-man siege starting up and they're better armed than me too. There's a shaman trader with a psychic animal pulser for sale: I could use that and send a score of boomalopes at the besiegers but it'd also ruin my relations with the shaman's faction.*

It's my only chance of survival but I feel bad about betraying the tribals who've always been above board with me :(






*If you don't play Rimworld, none of this will mean much to you

You use the numbers in each square to work out the proximity, and number, of any mines and try to click on safe squares

Lady Demelza
Dec 29, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Daktar posted:

The main thing I know about Grange Hill is that there was a C64 game of it where you could get your character addicted to drugs.




This kind of stereotyping really winds me up now in a way that it didn't when I was a teen. I knew it was nonsense, and didn't really understand the levels of harm that it could cause. The upper classes get congratulated on their alcohol dependency as having excellent taste in wine, the midde classes get to feel smug that their prescription drug dependency is morally superior, and the poorest people who can't afford the veneer of respectability get funding cut from any programme designed to help them because they're somehow not people.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
why is the drug dealer dressed up as a luftwaffe pilot

A LOVELY LAD
Feb 8, 2006

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



College Slice
Stupid Nostalgia poo poo

Harry's Mad
Mike and Angelo
No Sweat
Woof!
The Queens Nose
Penny Crayon
The Demon Headmaster
Transylvania Petshop
The Wild House
SMart
Scratchy and Co
Aquila
Whitefang
Diggit
Julia Jekyll and Harriet Hyde
The bit where parents sent in home made birthday cards and the presenter would unfold Thomas the tank engine's face or a balloon to reveal a photo of the kid pritt-sticked in.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Lady Demelza posted:

This kind of stereotyping really winds me up now in a way that it didn't when I was a teen. I knew it was nonsense, and didn't really understand the levels of harm that it could cause. The upper classes get congratulated on their alcohol dependency as having excellent taste in wine, the midde classes get to feel smug that their prescription drug dependency is morally superior, and the poorest people who can't afford the veneer of respectability get funding cut from any programme designed to help them because they're somehow not people.

All of this misses that taking drugs and being hosed up owns

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

hosed up the what

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


A LOVELY LAD posted:

The bit where parents sent in home made birthday cards and the presenter would unfold Thomas the tank engine's face or a balloon to reveal a photo of the kid pritt-sticked in.

This still happens on cbeebies (or did pre covid)

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Party Boat posted:

This still happens on cbeebies (or did pre covid)

Can you include some photos I have in my PM's?

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Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004

crispix posted:

why is the drug dealer dressed up as a luftwaffe pilot

everything seems like a good idea when you're hopped up on goofballs. gonna inject some weed later and wander around the estate challenging people to duels in my sharpe outfit

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