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Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)
ukmt is the best politics thread outside of cspam

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

talk about damned with faint praise

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

crispix posted:

I didn't have enough pasta of the same kind left so i'm having to cook 2 different kinds at once and i don't like doing that because they need different cooking times so one's going to be not quite right :manning:

Have you considered what I thought would be the incredibly obvious step of putting one type in before the other

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Butterfly Valley posted:

Have you considered what I thought would be the incredibly obvious step of putting one type in before the other

no i'm not prepared to incorporate another step in pasta making

CancerCakes
Jan 10, 2006

My toddler repeatedly told me she didn't want her pasta and then had a melt down when I put it in the bin.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Look its your kid but if people find out that you do that you might get in trouble, remember that lady that put a cat in a bin.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



NotJustANumber99 posted:

Looke its your kid

Whoa drama

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
soap opera reaction closeups!

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
I bought the wrong kind of varnish for my hallway.

When it said on the website it was "suitable for interior wood", what it actually meant was "suitable for interior wood (not floors tho lol)".

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
does anyone want some varnish

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

bought the wife breath of the wild for the switch for our anniversary, she has been going on about it for ages but keeps missing the sales so i thought gently caress it i will pay full price

watch it go on sale next week

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Breath of the wild sounds like a really expensive paint hope it's suitable for floors

Natalie Fartman
Apr 5, 2013

I selflessly rescued an abandoned cat during the COVID-19 Pandemic :3:

Pistol_Pete posted:

does anyone want some varnish

Good luck posting it anywhere too

I always have fun telling people they can't post varnish even though a company posted it to them

Haha, fun :aaa:

stinky ox
Mar 29, 2007
I am a stinky ox.
whatever became of cat bin lady!

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

mistakenly drone striked during the obama administration

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Bobby Deluxe posted:

bought the wife breath of the wild for the switch for our anniversary, she has been going on about it for ages but keeps missing the sales so i thought gently caress it i will pay full price

watch it go on sale next week

nintendos physical own stuff never goes on sale

im considering buying 3 ancient mario games for £45

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Sat in a hospital underground car park for 7 hours waiting for the wife and we didn’t even come home with a baby

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
You'll get s good night's sleep at least

Lady Demelza
Dec 29, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

crispix posted:

I didn't have enough pasta of the same kind left so i'm having to cook 2 different kinds at once and i don't like doing that because they need different cooking times so one's going to be not quite right :manning:

Somehow this manages to happen everytime I make pasta. There must be half a dozen different open bags of different shaped pasta in my cupboards which I have to use up before buying matching pasta because I've accidentally spent all my money buying a patio.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Ratjaculation posted:

nintendos physical own stuff never goes on sale

im considering buying 3 ancient mario games for £45

i'm buying a copy. i doubt i'll play it but i can probably flip it in a few years. if there's some new bug or w/e then the speedrunners alone will create demand for it until eternity lol

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

CoolCab posted:

i'm buying a copy. i doubt i'll play it but i can probably flip it in a few years. if there's some new bug or w/e then the speedrunners alone will create demand for it until eternity lol

Is it a limited release or something?

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
It's just pasta in different shapes? It'll all cook pretty much the same wtf Gordon Ramsey for gently caress sake

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

NotJustANumber99 posted:

It's just pasta in different shapes? It'll all cook pretty much the same wtf Gordon Ramsey for gently caress sake

:wrong:

it even says different cooking times on the packets

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Tarnop posted:

Is it a limited release or something?

yep. something super goofy like seven months too.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
I'll never live my life according to what it says on the packets

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

CoolCab posted:

yep. something super goofy like seven months too.

What the gently caress is wrong with Nintendo

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Sega and Nintendo losing their grip on the games console market is so shameful. It's like Hoover and portoloo taking over the exotic car market.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Looke posted:

Sat in a hospital underground car park for 7 hours waiting for the wife and we didn’t even come home with a baby

Hope you made her pay for £96 parking

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




I fell off my bike when cycling like 2 mph along the sea front. Stupid wind twisted my front wheel and i only had 1 hand on the bar. My knee is sore and bleeding but fine, I just wish my accidents were cooler if I'm going to have them.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
what was the other hand doing?

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?

CancerCakes posted:

My toddler repeatedly told me she didn't want her pasta and then had a melt down when I put it in the bin.

Future president material right there

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

I did some shrooms last night and relived the entire childhood experience of owning this:



Mine wasn't disc, it was a cassette tape I listened to once and then taped over with a copy of C64 Robocop saved using an Action Replay cartridge.

Also our primary school went to the Ulster Hall in Belfast to see Johnny Ball's "Magic with Maths" tour. At one point he asked someone in the audience to throw up some coins that he was going to do mathemagics with. Everyone from my poo poo school pelted him with coins like a black football player in the home end of a Millwall footie match.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
education was wasted on you i am sickened we could have solved rust by now but no

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

oh my god i had that set and i turned my eye purple with it

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
Cornering the market in video game futures

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Video game time

Also it's sunny

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



M... M.... Mr Frodo???

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

my dudes the fudge is good

choc orange is good

eton mess is good

classic vanilla is very good

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Ratjaculation posted:

M... M.... Mr Frodo???



Idgi

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kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

sasha grey is a porno lady

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