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I like cnn quoting the fire fighter spokesman or whatever talking about how sad it is that these people won’t be able to remember the event the way they wanted Lol Not sad. gently caress them all to death
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:The funniest part of the gender reveal armageddon is that these people have done more property damage than all crime combined. But everyone doing a gender reveal is a literal cop family or cop sympathizer family, so they get qualified immunity, hence the increasingly bizarre but legally distinct gender reveal atrocities.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:The funniest part of the gender reveal armageddon is that these people have done more property damage than all crime combined. You make them do a coup in a Latin American country that will sign over oil rights to the us or something, easy.
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Spanish Manlove posted:You make them do a coup in a Latin American country that will sign over oil rights to the us or something, easy. Congrats in advance on being elected senator of California.
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White people are always sure their own negligence could never be seen as criminal They truly are the poo poo heel cop of races
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A gender reveal party, but a giant banner unfurls reading "FOR SALE. BABY SHOES. NEVER WORN ."
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Forbidden fruit For other uses, see Forbidden fruit (disambiguation). Forbidden fruit is a name given to the fruit growing in the Garden of Eden which God commands mankind not to eat. In the biblical narrative, Adam and Eve eat the fruit from the tree of the knowledge of gender and are exiled from Eden. Depiction of the original sin by Jan Brueghel de Oude and Peter Paul Rubens And the Lord God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat: But of the tree of the knowledge of boy and girl, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die. — Genesis 2:16–17
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Childfree adults in their 30s painting a mushroom cloud pink and captioning it "gender reveal lol" to trigger the chuds but then also writing a literal essay to make sure everyone knows that it's actually a very serious issue makes me long for the days when edgy Sesame Street memes were the worst thing to grace this thread.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Shut up, sleeveless.
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Sleeveless posted:Childfree adults in their 30s painting a mushroom cloud pink and captioning it "gender reveal lol" to trigger the chuds but then also writing a literal essay to make sure everyone knows that it's actually a very serious issue makes me long for the days when edgy Sesame Street memes were the worst thing to grace this thread. Shut the gently caress up guy mann
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This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but with a gender reveal party.
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Sleeveless posted:Childfree adults in their 30s painting a mushroom cloud pink and captioning it "gender reveal lol" to trigger the chuds but then also writing a literal essay to make sure everyone knows that it's actually a very serious issue makes me long for the days when edgy Sesame Street memes were the worst thing to grace this thread.
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the Gender Reveal Party Defender has logged on
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Broken condom in alley this morning. Needle puncture in burst reservoir tip. This city's afraid of me. I've seen the ultrasound. The OR's are extended gutters, and the gutters are full of afterbirth, and when the drains finally scab over all the bridesmaids will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and procreation will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!" and I'll whisper "Its A Boy."
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gently caress yeah
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Look, I told you about my 4am browsing habits in strict confidence.
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Thanks to Windows98 I understood this reference
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BonHair posted:Source: I'm "one of the good ones"
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Sleeveless posted:Childfree adults in their 30s painting a mushroom cloud pink and captioning it "gender reveal lol" to trigger the chuds but then also writing a literal essay to make sure everyone knows that it's actually a very serious issue makes me long for the days when edgy Sesame Street memes were the worst thing to grace this thread. why do you get to post here still? I thought parachute accounts were grounds for an instant perma
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Memento posted:why do you get to post here still? I thought parachute accounts were grounds for an instant perma Only if the original is also perma'd. Any while Guy Mann and his alts are rightfully hated he has not been banished.
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Dear Prudence posted:Wrong. There was clearly a blue beam of radioactive isotopes shooting into the air. Why do you think Soviets follow the pink blue worldview
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Memento posted:why do you get to post here still? I thought parachute accounts were grounds for an instant perma Parachute Accounts are not instant permas, avshalom is allowed on her various alts as long as she doesn't threaten to cocoon the president in her vagina again.
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Oh no there has been a transporter accident and there are now two copies of everyone.
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LifeSunDeath posted:HAHA 
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om nom nom posted:Be sure to color code your infants so that strangers know what their genitals look like If you see a child wearing blue and immediately start thinking about his dick I think maybe there's something else going on here
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Crane Fist posted:If you see a child wearing blue and immediately start thinking about his dick I think maybe there's something else going on here You don’t have to think about it, he’s wearing blue.
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The Maestro posted:You don’t have to think about it, he’s wearing blue. I don't have to think about it because I'm normal but whatever works
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:The funniest part of the gender reveal armageddon is that these people have done more property damage than all crime combined. Hopefully prison!!! Sleeveless posted:Childfree adults in their 30s painting a mushroom cloud pink and captioning it "gender reveal lol" to trigger the chuds but then also writing a literal essay to make sure everyone knows that it's actually a very serious issue makes me long for the days when edgy Sesame Street memes were the worst thing to grace this thread. If you dont think a trend with multiple casualties and billions in damages is serious then lmao gently caress off my dduuuudde. At least tide pods only hurt one person at a time with no property damage. Given how few gender reveal parties have "gone wrong" as a percentage of the whole, its IMPRESSIVE how much damage they've done.
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