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Kaiser Schnitzel
Mar 29, 2006

Schnitzel mit uns


Mr. Mambold posted:

On a King's warship, you wipe your rear end with a Mel Gibson if the captain says you do!

Isn't there also an archaic phrase O'Brian uses involving wipe to humiliate someone?

Wipe a person's eye? I'm not really sure the origin of the phrase, and maybe it is still in use in the UK?

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builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Yeah impressment existed for a reason. If a man-o-warsman’s life was actually better than life on shore, I doubt the Impress Service would have been so busy.

Don't they talk about this a bit? One of the reasons you have to impress people is that the navy pays less well than other occupations (which also don't involve getting shot as a general rule) so able seamen prefer to be in not-the-navy. I know they impress other folks from time to time but my understanding of the practice generally is that it was primarily for sailors.

Phenotype
Jul 24, 2007

You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance.



builds character posted:

Don't they talk about this a bit? One of the reasons you have to impress people is that the navy pays less well than other occupations (which also don't involve getting shot as a general rule) so able seamen prefer to be in not-the-navy. I know they impress other folks from time to time but my understanding of the practice generally is that it was primarily for sailors.

I think it paid better than other laborer jobs, it was just that you had to be isolated from the entire world, living in a close packed airless wooden ship with a hundred other filthy sailors, and you had to do hard labor at all hours of the night and your superiors were allowed to beat you and you'd be soaked and wet and miserable, subject to hundred-degree heat and freezing winds and might end up shot or drowned or mutilated from flying splinters. I know they talked about how merchantmen paid better than the Navy, but that was probably not a factor for the average impressed landsman.

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.

Phenotype posted:

I think it paid better than other laborer jobs, it was just that you had to be isolated from the entire world, living in a close packed airless wooden ship with a hundred other filthy sailors, and you had to do hard labor at all hours of the night and your superiors were allowed to beat you and you'd be soaked and wet and miserable, subject to hundred-degree heat and freezing winds and might end up shot or drowned or mutilated from flying splinters. I know they talked about how merchantmen paid better than the Navy, but that was probably not a factor for the average impressed landsman.

Sorry if I’m missing something and being dumb here. My point was that it pays worse than other sailor jobs and impressment is really for sailors not landsmen. Despite all the landsmen who get impressed by Jack.

Fire Safety Doug
Sep 3, 2006

99 % caffeine free is 99 % not my kinda thing
I believe impressment was technically for sailors only, but anyone who’d been to sea at any point would count, even if they’d been living on dry land for ages. I tried finding a solid source but most seem a bit vague on this point.

Nuclear War
Nov 7, 2012

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Fire Safety Doug posted:

I believe impressment was technically for sailors only, but anyone who’d been to sea at any point would count, even if they’d been living on dry land for ages. I tried finding a solid source but most seem a bit vague on this point.

Its mentioned in the books. some guy who spent 6 months puking his guts out in the channel, then went ashore and barely even looked at water after that for years got picked up by a pressgang because he had an anchor tattoo. Stephen sends him ashore for a made up medical liability as a kindness since he would lose his business otherwise. But as Aubrey would say "its a hard service"

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Fire Safety Doug posted:

I believe impressment was technically for sailors only, but anyone who’d been to sea at any point would count, even if they’d been living on dry land for ages. I tried finding a solid source but most seem a bit vague on this point.

Yeah, impressment was for sailors but like any policy like that it can be horribly abused. A lot of the horror stories aren't true but people definitely got pressed beyond what the scope intended.

Jack trying to press the men arresting him for outstanding debts is supposed to be levity, but I'm sure there are tons of stories of people who never should have been on a boat getting pressed.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



At one point later in the series, one of or both Stephen and Jack muse upon the difference in morale between pressed men serving resignedly under a hard horse captain and the freely enlisted American sailors. This was during the War of 1812, when the British are repeatedly stunned by American victories at sea. I thought that was an interesting sidebar by O'Brian.

thekeeshman
Feb 21, 2007
Also I think some people were turned over to the navy as an alternative to a prison sentence, which also can't have been great for either discipline and morale. And O'Brien does touch on the effects of tyrannical captains, look at Corbett in The Mauritius Command.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound
Yeah, serving under Jack Aubrey is both figuratively and literally winning the lottery.

Nektu
Jul 4, 2007

FUKKEN FUUUUUUCK
Cybernetic Crumb
Which edition of the audio books is the good edition?

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy

Nektu posted:

Which edition of the audio books is the good edition?

Patrick Tull's narration

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!

Nektu posted:

Which edition of the audio books is the good edition?

https://www.audible.com/pd/Master-and-Commander-Audiobook/B002V0KS9A

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

MeatwadIsGod posted:

Patrick Tull's narration

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Well, I finally finished Blue At The Mizzen today, nearly five years on from when I first dove into Master and Commander on my honeymoon.

Part of me spent the book looking for signs that O'Brian was in some way losing his touch. I think I have my sadness over Terry Pratchett's last few books to thank for that, but thankfully this was just as much of an Aubrey-Maturin as any of them. There were moments that surprised me, to be certain - Horatio Hanson feels like, for want of better words, a backdoor pilot for a new series, and then there's Jack's homesickness at Sophie's letter, or his reference to some element of rigging that sounded to Stephen like a vulgarity even worse than the usual naval standard, that I couldn't parse at all. But there's the usual delightful turns of phrase ("pistols for two, and coffee for one"), old friends like Joe Plaice and Awkward Davies and a reference to Stephen's boiled-poo poo rocks, and the book ends about as well as one might hope - on a high note, with Surprise racing off at the summons of the Admiralty, for another adventure that, at long last, we're not privileged to see.

I'm going to read these again sometime. It may take a while, but I'll be back.

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
I wouldn't pay for it but you can also read the first 60 pages or so of the unfinished voyage. Blue at the Mizzen was a really good place to end things and Unfinished really just starts the table setting that isn't terribly interesting before stopping.

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!

Phy posted:

... his reference to some element of rigging that sounded to Stephen like a vulgarity even worse than the usual naval standard, that I couldn't parse at all. ...

I'm going to read these again sometime. It may take a while, but I'll be back.
Well I've started the steady search through 300 pages for vulgar rigging but it's gonna be like finding Atlantis without a chart. Perhaps some hint and we can interpret for you?

Also there's no better time to start reading than now. The first books are obviously different, takes a few to really get going, but there's some good connection through the novels that you've doubtless forgotten.

They were published over a period of 30 years, so you're still reading them "fairly quickly". :sureboat:

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



PhantomOfTheCopier posted:

Well I've started the steady search through 300 pages for vulgar rigging but it's gonna be like finding Atlantis without a chart. Perhaps some hint and we can interpret for you?

Also there's no better time to start reading than now. The first books are obviously different, takes a few to really get going, but there's some good connection through the novels that you've doubtless forgotten.

They were published over a period of 30 years, so you're still reading them "fairly quickly". :sureboat:

oval office splice, you lubber.

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!

Mr. Mambold posted:

oval office splice, you lubber.
Ohhh ABOK 2832. And what do I know about that first word, being a heathen buggerer?

Standing rigging around a spar, where two lines are meeting in opposite directions. It takes more rope to eye splice each end around the spar, so you send them around either side of the spar and long splice each end into the other side. Basically ---O---

We won't discuss the out come with more incoming lines.

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





Kaiser suggested I post here with a link to my project thread in DIY. I made a wooden model ship, and I'm now working on posting the entire build log there. The ship in question is fairly period relevant to O'Brian's stuff, as it is an Armed Virginia Sloop of 1768, an example of an American Privateer of the era.

Link to project - The saga of a wood model ship build

This thread reminds me that I should get back into this book series. I own the first 12 but only managed to finish the first 2 for some reason.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



From the reddit sub- deleted scenes from Master & Commander

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y1DCX1ZK_s

Raskolnikov2089
Nov 3, 2006

Schizzy to the matic

Mr. Mambold posted:

From the reddit sub- deleted scenes from Master & Commander

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y1DCX1ZK_s

Jack swimming with clothes on? What is this nonsense.

Zoracle Zed
Jul 10, 2001
So the single upside to the pandemic for me has been discovering this series. Currently on The Fortune of War. Haven't seen this one quoted yet:

quote:

'Wallis,' said Maturin, 'I am happy to find you here. How is your penis?' At their last meeting he had carried out an operation on his colleague in political and military intelligence, who wished to pass for a Jew: the operation, on an adult, had proved by no means so trifling as he or Wallis had supposed, and Stephen had long been haunted by thoughts of gangrene.

Anyway, two stupid questions:

1) What does 'hull-up'/'hull-down' mean, when describing another ship?

2) Often when sailing alongside other ships, they'll "send a boat" to grab supplies or meet the Admiral for dinner or whatever. How involved are the logistics of sending a boat? Do they need to slow down or is it really that easy?

Nektu
Jul 4, 2007

FUKKEN FUUUUUUCK
Cybernetic Crumb

Zoracle Zed posted:

So the single upside to the pandemic for me has been discovering this series. Currently on The Fortune of War. Haven't seen this one quoted yet:
1) What does 'hull-up'/'hull-down' mean, when describing another ship?
Hulldown - the other ships hull is still hidden by the curvage of the earth, but the masts are visible.
Hullup - ship is visible in all its glory.

Zoracle Zed posted:

2) Often when sailing alongside other ships, they'll "send a boat" to grab supplies or meet the Admiral for dinner or whatever. How involved are the logistics of sending a boat? Do they need to slow down or is it really that easy?
Put boat into the water, row over. Sure, unless there is little wind in the first place the ships need to meet up and slow down.

Edit: Wait, I forgot about the amount of work that killick needs to get the nr1 scraper ready. So I guess the logistics are more involved than I said.

Nektu fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Oct 30, 2020

Genghis Cohen
Jun 29, 2013

Zoracle Zed posted:

2) Often when sailing alongside other ships, they'll "send a boat" to grab supplies or meet the Admiral for dinner or whatever. How involved are the logistics of sending a boat? Do they need to slow down or is it really that easy?

Disclaimer, I am a mere lubber, but here's my understanding of it:

In this period the boats are stored upside down on the deck, usually with the smaller inside the larger like nesting dolls. To lower them into the water you swing the boom (a length of wood attached to the mast at one end, with the other end roped up to the top, so it can be secured parallel to the mast or let down to about 90 degrees to it) out to leeward of the ship, and lower the boat from that down into the water. I can't shed much light on what that process looked like, but I know you got it in the water and then everyone ran down the side into it. Later on in this period something called davits were introduced, a sort of double crane that hangs over then on the stern or quarter - a boat can hang from it (in smooth weather) with bow & stern each suspended from one of the cranes. This means you can have the whole boats crew board it, then lower the boat straight into the water from a pulley on each crane, staying level. Ie much quicker.

I don't know it the ships had to slow down, but I don't imagine so unless the wind was so strong that a boat couldn't swim anyway.

Kylaer
Aug 4, 2007
I'm SURE walking around in a respirator at all times in an (even more) OPEN BIDENing society is definitely not a recipe for disaster and anyone that's not cool with getting harassed by CHUDs are cave dwellers. I've got good brain!

Genghis Cohen posted:

and then everyone ran down the side into it.

Except Stephen :hmmyes:

Sax Solo
Feb 18, 2011



Here's a thread with some great pictures of some guy's fantastic model of the Surprise showing some boat storage and newfangled quarter-davits in action:
https://modelshipworld.com/topic/5146-hms-surprise-by-navis-factorem-finished-175/page/9/

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

I loved that deleted scene of Stephen knocking his head on the overhang as he makes his exit from scene. Though I realize this aspect of the books wasn't what they were going for with the film.

freebooter
Jul 7, 2009

Zoracle Zed posted:

So the single upside to the pandemic for me has been discovering this series. Currently on The Fortune of War. Haven't seen this one quoted yet:

I think this is the first moment that made me actually lol. It's the frank, immediate bluntness of the question, served up as a genuine inquiry to one's health, that really does it.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Just read this in the OSHA thread in GBS, and what in the goddamn?

Platystemon posted:

It’s probably like ships and was the most direct mechanical arrangement and now it’s hung on through inertia.

“Hard to starboard.” was a command for the helmsman to move the rudder lever toward the starboard side of the boat, causing the ship to turn to port.

As ships got larger, the helmsman no longer manipulated the rudder directly with an attached lever but through gears and chains.

Now imagine that classic knobby pirate wheel. Turn it anticlockwise, or left at the top, and the ship turns left. But the command to do this remains “Hard to starboard.”

This obsolete convention remained for centuries. Around the time of the Great War, navies decided this was bad. Now the command would be given as “Left full rudder.”

I never had A Sea Of Words when I was reading through, and this seems like exactly the sort of thing that would have to be explained to Stephen - did it come up and I just don't remember it?

Nektu
Jul 4, 2007

FUKKEN FUUUUUUCK
Cybernetic Crumb

Phy posted:

Just read this in the OSHA thread in GBS, and what in the goddamn?


I never had A Sea Of Words when I was reading through, and this seems like exactly the sort of thing that would have to be explained to Stephen - did it come up and I just don't remember it?

I'm pretty sure it didnt.

On the upside, I finally realized that "a wig covers a multitude of sins" also applies to face masks.

Not today razor, not today.

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!

Phy posted:

I never had A Sea Of Words when I was reading through, and this seems like exactly the sort of thing that would have to be explained to Stephen - did it come up and I just don't remember it?
Yeah it's definitely skipped and there are plenty of opportunities. At one point I went through some of the battles and there are places where impossible directions are given, and others where the behavior of the vessel seems contradictory.

See "mechanism" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship%27s_wheel

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

PhantomOfTheCopier posted:

Yeah it's definitely skipped and there are plenty of opportunities. At one point I went through some of the battles and there are places where impossible directions are given, and others where the behavior of the vessel seems contradictory.

See "mechanism" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship%27s_wheel

Could you post some examples.

Sax Solo
Feb 18, 2011



(That ships' wheel gif was still hosed so I fixed it up, lol ... Can't wait to be wrong, or to be right and still the wiki fuckers out-stubborn me.)

e: it seems the person who made the image has been permabanned from wikipedia for trying to get paid, so maybe it'll stick.

Sax Solo fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Jan 10, 2021

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Sax Solo posted:

(That ships' wheel gif was still hosed so I fixed it up, lol ... Can't wait to be wrong, or to be right and still the wiki fuckers out-stubborn me.)

I found out years ago that it's useless to try and fix errors in Wikipedia since some wikilord sitting on the article will just revert it back.

PlushCow
Oct 19, 2005

The cow eats the grass

Sax Solo posted:

(That ships' wheel gif was still hosed so I fixed it up, lol ... Can't wait to be wrong, or to be right and still the wiki fuckers out-stubborn me.)

Thank you! The old gif annoyed the hell out of me.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
https://twitter.com/russellcrowe/status/1350675788102713346?s=20

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

Is he saying he falls asleep because it's boring or is he just cranking it?

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
I haven't watched it in quite some time --- being in a rather musical mood starting yesterday, it might be soon --- but surely that first battle concludes before the 10min mark. Apparently they're too dim to realize that the first few minutes establish the Surprise as a character and create a visual model of "silence" in order to ensure that the battles can be "deafening"/overwhelming without, you know, actually leaving your ears ringing.

What do these people watch? Lots of popular movies have so much visual and audible white noise in them, I'd fall asleep within minutes. If I want cinematic cocaine, I'm going to be watching cartoons. Rocky and Bullwinkle is more intellectually stimulating than most sitcoms.

Been in a reading mood lately, but if this is "the year of the recovery", ...

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Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.




Careful of your pink baby hands shinnying down from the maintop, Ian, or you're liable to a sad little burn.

Mr. Mambold fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Jan 17, 2021

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