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Jurassic Bros vs Lucha Express 12 15.38%
Jakeico vs Sonny and Joey 8 10.26%
Nyla vs Tay 4 5.13%
Dustin vs The Mister 54 69.23%
Total: 78 votes
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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

:siren: AEW DARK MATCHES NEED TO BE SPOILER TAGGED IN THIS THREAD :siren:
They can be openly discussed without spoiler tags in the spoiler thread if you wish
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AEW Dynamite for 9/9 mostly via FWOnline.com

quote:

Schiavone opened the show by interviewing Chris Jericho and MJF as they arrived at the building. Jericho and MJF played fake nice with each other. Each told the other that they had been screwed at All Out and would be AEW Champion soon.

As they walked away, each called the other an idiot.

Funny.

**********

Jungle Boy & Luchasaurus (w/Marko Stunt) defeated Penta El Zero M & Rey Fenix (w/Eddie Kingston, Butcher & Blade)

This was a good opener but maybe a notch below what you would expect from these teams.

Jungle Boy and Fenix began with a hot sequence. Jungle Boy hit a suicide dive. Jungle Boy tried to use Luchasaurus as a launch pad but slipped. The announcers cited the heat as the reason for the botch.

Jungle Boy got cut off and worked over. There were two separate heat segments on Jungle Boy. Luchasaurus got two hot tags and ran wild with chops and kicks both times.

Luchasaurus made a tag to Jungle Boy. Penta and Fenix hit their package driver/double stomp combo but Jungle Boy kicked out.

For the finish, Fenix came off the top with a flying attack. Jungle Boy moved out of the way and Fenix hit Penta. Jungle Boy rolled up Penta for the pin.

***********

They teased dissension within this group that has been together for a few weeks after the match. Penta and Fenix had to be pulled apart.

Kingston cut a strong promo and said he's there for them, they're his best friends and they all have each other's backs.

He also made a reference to PAC not being there for them and made a reference to someone's wife not being there for them, that went over my head.

Everyone made up and Kingston closed the promo by saying he was never eliminated from the Casino Battle Royale at All Out and to read the rules if we don't believe him.

**********

The announcers showed highlights from Mox/MJF at All Out and pushed that the PPV replay is available for purchase. They were really pushing the replay hard.

The announcers previewed the rest of the show.

**********

Lance Archer and Jake Roberts cut a promo on Moxley. They were standing in a rainy alley.

Roberts said they were getting wet and enjoying it and they were going to make Moxley pee himself.

Archer said Moxley has been champ for too long and he's sick of it.

**********

Matt Hardy came to the ring for a promo. He said it was great to be in front of a live audience and thanked everyone watching at home.

He said he took a scary fall and was grateful for the amazing outpouring of love and support from the fans.

He said that after a myriad of tests he was expected to make a 100 percent full recovery.

Matt pointed out his "I Don't Die" shirt. He said he might be the dumbest man alive but he's for sure the luckiest. He pointed out his family, his wife Reby was in the crowd with one of their children.

He apologized to the fans for the match at All Out not being what he wanted it to be. He said maybe it's best that his feud with Sammy Guevara is over because if things had kept ramping up someone could have been seriously hurt.

Matt said that once he's cleared he's going to get ranked and get his first AEW championship. He said his journey is far from over and the fans are the best.

Excellent babyface promo.

**********

Orange Cassidy defeated Angelico (w/Jack Evans)

This was a little bit more than a squash in that Angelico got some offense but it was super quick.

Angelico worked over Cassidy's legs with a variety of holds.

Cassidy made a quick comeback and hit a suicide dive and a high cross off the top for a near fall.

Cassidy hit the Orange Punch for the pin.

**********

Santana and Ortiz ran in and attacked Cassidy after the match. Trent and Chuck ran in to make the save.

Trent and Chuck challenged Santana and Ortiz to a fight in the parking lot next week.

**********

Alex Marvez knocked on the Young Bucks' locker room door. They opened the door and hit him with a tandem superkick.

**********

The Best Man

Tony Schiavone was in the ring. He called out Kip Sabian and Penelope Ford for Sabian to reveal his best man for their wedding.

Sabian plugged his Twitch channel and asked Schiavone to leave the ring. Sabian introduced his best man. Indie wrestler Puf entered first. He wasn't the best man. Brian Pillman Jr. entered. He was also not the best man.

Miro, the former Rusev, then entered. He is the best man. The announcers said that maybe because Miro and Sabian are both big on Twitch they found a kinship.

Miro said after ten years in the same house with a glass ceiling and an imaginary brass ring, you can shove that brass ring up your rear end.

Miro said he's not just a best man, he's THE best man. He said if you tune into Twitch you know he's the best gamer and if you tune in to "right here" you'll see him destroy people very night.

Miro said elite recognizes elite and he is All Elite.

**********

Tony Schiavone interviewed Hangman Page. Page had his glass of whiskey with him.

Schiavone asked how Page was doing. Page gave a stock answer. Schiavone pressed him for a more honest answer.

Page said that it felt inevitable that he and Kenny Omega were going to split at All Out but it didn't have to be that way.

He said it was his fault that FTR were in a position to challenge for the titles and he made a mistake in thinking that because the looked like him and talked like him that they were like him.

Page said that he and Kenny had a lot of problems but a lot of wins. He said not having the titles is a challenge but they'll climb their way back to the top.

So they're presenting this as if Page is assuming they're still a team.

Lots of guys in their 30s talking about their feelings on this wrestling show.

**********

Chris Jericho & Jake Hager defeated Joey Janela & Sonny Kiss in a no DQ match

This was a decent brawl that picked up the pace and intensity after a commercial break.

Janela scored some early offense on Jericho. Janela pulled a chair from under the ring and used it. He set it up to use as a launch pad for a leg lariat in the corner but Jericho blocked and hit a suplex onto the legs of the chair.

Janela was cut off and worked over during a break. Kiss got a tag and made a comeback after the commercial break. Hager set up a table on the floor. Hager and Jericho threw Janela off the stage through the table.

Kiss hit a dive to the stage to both Hager and Jericho. Kiss went to the top rope. Jericho sprayed Kiss with a fire extinguisher. Hager then hit Kiss with a uranage and pinned Kiss with a head and arm choke.

**********

Jericho cut a promo after the match. He said All Out was a terrible night for The Inner Circle, his boots still smell like rotten orange and Sammy is home injured.

Jericho said it's time to turn it all around and he and Hager want the Tag Team titles.

**********

MJF cut a promo backstage in his campaign headquarters. He said Moxley cheated at All Out but he doesn't blame him because it's in his nature.

MJF said the campaign staff is to blame and fired them all.

MJF then turned his attention to Wardlow. MJF said they shouldn't have a problem because he signs Wardlow's checks, not AEW.

MJF asked if they had a problem, because if they did, he would have to put Wardlow and his family on the street.

MJF said now is not the time for aggression, it's time to plan how to get back on top.

**********

Moxley cut a promo. He said as if he didn't have enough on his plate he saw out of the corner of his eye that Lance Archer won the battle royale Saturday night.

Moxley said it doesn't get any easier for him now with Archer. He said Archer is a monster. But we need to ask ourselves, would you really bet against Moxley right now?

**********

Tully Blanchard and FTR were in the ring for a celebration. Some members of the tag division were surrounding the ring.

Tully put over FTR as the best team in the world. Cash said they are undefeated but they had to fight their way to the top. Cash pointed out SCU and said imagine the matches they could have had if SCU were still in their prime.

Dax cut a promo and said they're now the locker room leaders. Dax pointed out Jurassic Express and said they get a non-title match with them next week.

Jurassic Express jumped in to face off with FTR. FTR begged off, then threw alcohol in Luchasaurus's eyes.

FTR rolled outside. Jurassic Express dumped a cooler of ice on them. The remaining teams cut cake slices for each other while FTR and Tully left.

This felt like a bad WWE skit.

***********

Taz joined the announce team. Ricky Starks entered and did a promo dressed as Darby Allin.

Starks mocked Allin for getting hurt all the time and said the nex time Allin shows up, Absolute Ricky Starks is going to absolutely kick his rear end.

**********

Nyla Rose (w/Vickie Guerrero) defeated Tay Conti

Conti was nearly in tears as she entered, clearly this meant a lot to her after signing today.

The match was a little bit clunky but a step up from most AEW women's division matches.

Conti tried a rolling kneebar. Rose fought free and hit a splash in the corner. Vickie Guerrero interfered and raked Conti's eyes.

They fought to the floor. Conti sent Rose into the barricade and posted her. Conti hit a second rope crossbody for a near fall during an ad break.

Conti tried a springboard sunset flip but Rose blocked. Rose teased a Beast Bomb. Conti blocked and used a triangle choke.

Rose used a Beast Bomb to escape the choke and pinned Conti.

The announcers started talking about how The Young Bucks had been fined for attacking Marvez earlier and how Cody will have a big announcement after the show.

Excalibur kept trying to bring it back to the action but JR and Tony were plugging other stuff.

**********

The announcers again said that the Bucks had been fined.

JR threw to a sit-down interview he had done with Omega earlier in the day. This is the best use of JR, by the way.

Omega said winning and losing titles comes with being a pro. He said there's no reconciliation plan for him with Page and it's time for him to be the ace he thought he would be and be a singles star.

This was great and worth going out of your way to see.

**********

Moxley vs. Archer for the AEW Championship was announced for October 14.

Best Friends vs. Santana & Ortiz in a parking lot fight, FTR vs. Jurassic Express in a non-title match. Thunder Rosa vs. Ivelisse for the NWA Women's World title, Jericho and Hager vs. Private Party, Hangman Page vs. Frankie Kazarian were announced for next week.

The main event is next.

**********

The main event was next

Dustin Rhodes came out

then Brodie Lee came out

Dustin attacked him before the bell possibly foreshadowing a heel turn.

Brodie Lee fought back

Dustin got the upper hand.

Dustin did some big moves which Excaliber called a Yoshi Tonic instead of a Code Red, possibly foreshadowing a heel turn.

Silver tried to attack but was fought off.

Dustin got a pile driver, a heel move but Brodie got the ropes.

They traded big moves but Brodie won with the Discuss Lariat.

Brodie was mad at Colt.

The Dark Order beat up Dustin.

The show ended.

Cody has a game show.



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MassRafTer fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Sep 10, 2020

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Shard
Jul 30, 2005

MIRO MOTHER FUCKERS

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Just need a billionaire Tony sketch to just seal the deal

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

I absolutely LOVED tonight’s show. Was one of my favorites. Couldn’t turn away.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Lot of cool and good things tonight. Glad the Miro bandage has been pulled.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
“So, Lana, Vince thinks we’ve been under using you, we’re going to put you in a real spotlight position. You’re going to be feuding with Nia Jax for...I dunno, let’s just say the foreseeable future.”

Hiram
Sep 21, 2010

Take care fella...spike your hair! :fella:

Where is The Blade's wife

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

OP is referring to

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



MassRafTer posted:


Your First New Champions in AEW History the Second AEW Tag Team Champions:



Listen, I know you hate FTR, but they are the champs

Paper Lion
Dec 14, 2009




good show. i like eddie kingston. and miroslav barnyashev. brodie lee very good, and cool, and strong. funnie silvers. tay conti very good. happy good fun show.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


That talent show seems lame but it's also another vote of confidence in AEW that they've got Cody on it

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

this is neither the WWE's Big Show nor the WWE's Big Show Show

Akileese
Feb 6, 2005

ICR posted:

I absolutely LOVED tonight’s show. Was one of my favorites. Couldn’t turn away.

Same. A lot of good matches and great table setting, both for the long term and short term. Show flowed really well too, probably the best flowing show in quite some time. While the last 4-6 weeks have been solid, they've been either front loaded or back loaded.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

I'm down for a talent show that bans singing and dancing

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/ToBeMiro/status/1303859997068210181?s=20

Shard
Jul 30, 2005


He's so cool. His outfit was so much and his hair i love him

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!
Maybe I’m biased , but I loved tonight’s show. I got another couple to watch AEW for the first time, and the second Tony Schivone showed up and she went, ‘holy poo poo, it’s tony!’ , I knew this would be a good night.

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Shard posted:

I'm down for a talent show that bans singing and dancing

simmer down, lithgow

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Davros1 posted:

Listen, I know you hate FTR, but they are the champs

Me before posting the thread: I have to update the champs now.

Me posting the thread: Why did I think that no titles changed hands?

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/WONF4W/status/1303881515827228674?s=20

Not saving it for Full Gear?

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



I dunno if people posted this, but Miro doing back to back wedding angles was such an obvious hint in retrospect.

Also this show had such amazing energy. They did so much, so quickly. So much potential, so many stories started and continued. Was it really only two hours?

And then Bert in what might generously be called a cowboy shirt and I lost my poo poo laughing at Cody's oh-so-serious intro of that Joe Rogan friend.

HOT! New Memes
May 31, 2006






Use that picture for FTR thank you

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Oh poo poo

https://twitter.com/EvilUno/status/1303793767921713152?s=20

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

They always do a mid PPV title match, this one is pretty much perfect.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Heres my thoughts on the show:

- Good to see PAC in the intro but still sad he’s not here.

- Jungle Boy is so good. Rey Fenix is so much better though. He’s just on another level. The crowd seems hotter tonight. I wanted the lucha Bros to win but that was one hell of a banana peel slip loss.

- Now we get Eddie with a mic! But he reminds he PAC isn’t here : (
On the bright side this segment is sitting up some sort of split and is a readymade angle for PAC.

- A Jake promo. Thankfully it’s a pre-tape.

- Matt Hardy time. Hey that chubby kid has no mask! I’m still not crazy about how AEW handled the situation but at least Matt seems to be doing well. I spotted Griff Garrison in the crowd and his transformation into 1998 Jericho seems to be going well.

- Angelico time! He’s had so few appearances on Dynamite and I’m happy to see him go against OC. I know the OC character is evolving but I hope he keeps some comedy spots. Good angle advancement after the match. Chuck didn’t get to say poo poo but Trent said rear end.

- Lol at Marvez getting kicked.

- Best man time. Sabian’s so slimey. Who’s this fat guy? Just a waste of time I guess. Pillman jr? Ok it’s not him. Pillman is dumb enough to think the text was real. gently caress yeah Miro! And he’s back to wedding angles! Segment went a little long but had a great payoff. Miro looks so happy out there. Rusev is Dead. Long live Miro.

- Hangman up next. This show is moving fast and is just packed. Hangman’s promo is good and this is still the most intriguing angle going on. He still wants to team with Kenny.

- Inner Circle vs Jersey Boys. Kiss hitting Hager is great. I want to see them have a singles match. Big table bump from Janela. I was hoping for an upset but it was still a good match.

- Jericho promo time. I wasn’t expecting him to pivot to the tag division and can’t wait until this leads to conflict with P&P.

- MJF is back to the campaign trail. Nina got fired : (

- Wardlow is going to make such an awesome face some day.

- Jon is cutting his first promo on Archer and immediately recognizes the threat.

- Now we get a celebration. Luther is drinking! Hopefully this sets up FTR’s next program. I love how they’re making enemies of the entire division. Jurassic Express gets the match next week. After the ice bath the segment dragged a little too long.

- Ricky Starks is out. Yet another promo segment but at least Starks is a good promo and this was quick.

- Taya Conti vs Nyla Rose. Finally a match. It was quick but Taya looked fine. Now it’s a Vicki promo. Maybe not, Shida sends her away.

- Now we get Kenny’s thoughts. Good contrast from Hangman’s promo. Kenny wants to go singles.

- Main event: Brodie Lee vs Dustin Rhodes. Good match here with tons of cool strikes. Brody gets the win. Colt looked so sad when he got booted out of the ring.

Overall it was a good show but way too little wrestling for my tastes. This does set up a new status quo for some wrestlers though so I’m hoping they can focus on matches for a while now. I also liked that much of the roster was featured this week.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
get ready for something that you'll never know
you won't see it coming, but i promise you'll know

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

cant wait for "the Best Gamer" Miro to challenge for the "For the Win" title

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

there was a cake in a wrestling ring and it was cut and eaten like a regular cake

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.

that's GWAR. he's confusing themselves with GWAR

Memnaelar
Feb 21, 2013

WHO is the goodest girl?

Alaois posted:

there was a cake in a wrestling ring and it was cut and eaten like a regular cake

These are truly the end times.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

quote:

Lots of guys in their 30s talking about their feelings on this wrestling show.

Hangman is like 26 and John Silver is only 29.

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



Alaois posted:

there was a cake in a wrestling ring and it was cut and eaten like a regular cake
To the dinosaur victors, cut the cakey spoils

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Reality Protester posted:

Hangman is like 26 and John Silver is only 29.

Hangman and John Silver are the same age

Memnaelar
Feb 21, 2013

WHO is the goodest girl?

bebaloorpabopalo posted:

that's GWAR. he's confusing themselves with GWAR

Easy to do. Both are creepy sex cults with hairy bad-rear end front men and tons of goons who don't know how to throw a punch.

edit: I freaking love GWAR.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Alaois posted:

there was a cake in a wrestling ring and it was cut and eaten like a regular cake

We are freed of that hell, Cake is for eating and not doing physical comedy.

Reality Protester posted:

Hangman is like 26 and John Silver is only 29.

* Hangman is a year older than me at 29.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
I hope Miro crushes it out there

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

miro will head the esports team and never actually wrestle

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
MIRO

inthesto
May 12, 2010

Pro is an amazing name!

karmicknight posted:

We are freed of that hell, Cake is for eating and not doing physical comedy.

For some reason, a bunch of wrestlers standing around a ring and casually eating cake is comedy

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Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

inthesto posted:

For some reason, a bunch of wrestlers standing around a ring and casually eating cake is comedy

Luchasaurus was mugging for the camera with a bunch of frosting in his beard.

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