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Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
Why do random people on twitter claim it was Tyson Chandler trying to cover for House?

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MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Spacebump posted:

Why do random people on twitter claim it was Tyson Chandler trying to cover for House?

The initial investigation also focused on Chandler but he was cleared, according to that athletic report

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
Are y’all really buying into a BSO report or is this a bit

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
https://twitter.com/DanWoikeSports/status/1304170398372724738

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


the slippery slope of letting role players take fouls for stars has been fully realized.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/StephNoh/status/1304171029519126531

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
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morestuff posted:

Are y’all really buying into a BSO report or is this a bit

Rule of cool extends to all areas of the game

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

morestuff posted:

Are y’all really buying into a BSO report or is this a bit

people were saying it was harden before the BSO guy wrote a messy headline

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

LBJ milestone alert. Most wins (regular season and playoffs):

code:
Player			Wins
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar	1,228
Tim Duncan		1,158
Robert Parish		1,121
Karl Malone		1,050
John Stockton		1,042
Tony Parker		1,029
Derek Fisher		1,014
LeBron James		1,001
Dirk Nowitzki		985
Kobe Bryant		971
Shaquille O'Neal	948
Scottie Pippen		946
John Havlicek		932
Sam Perkins		912
Gary Payton		903
Clifford Robinson	900
Eighth player to reach 1K wins.



Regular season wins:

code:
Wins	Player
1074	Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
1014	Robert Parish
1001	Tim Duncan
953	John Stockton
952	Karl Malone
916	Dirk Nowitzki
892	Tony Parker
853	Derek Fisher
839	LeBron James
836	Kobe Bryant
836	Clifford Robinson
825	Kevin Garnett
824	Sam Perkins
823	Gary Payton
819	Shaquille O'Neal
812	Jason Kidd
810	Scottie Pippen
Numerologists take note of the number 836.

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

chamois posted:

...giving people the power to arbitrarily enforce rules creates a grey area where people with unsavory motivations can run wild.

This is basically a universal axiom that you'll find playing out everywhere on the planet right now and throughout history. All the new pandemic related stuff of the last few months are just slight variations on this reality so it can stick out slightly more in the short-term.

Those with enough power and money will remain above the law. Those without power and money will be subject to the law in whimsical ways.

Lockback posted:

Everyone knows the rules. The rules are consistently applied.

I don't think we can be 100% certain about these posits. That's the way things are supposed to be run but I don't think anyone should be shocked if months/years from now there's some exposé article titled DARK SECRETS OF THE 2020 NBA BUBBLE which details players breaking bubble laws.

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
I would have never guessed Dirk has more playoff + regular season wins than Kobe. I would have assumed adding Kobe's playoff wins would put him over Dirk. Derek Fisher being one of the winningest players of all time is hilarious.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

MourningView posted:

The initial investigation also focused on Chandler but he was cleared, according to that athletic report

It also said the woman said she had contact with Chandler.

So now my headcanon is that the Rockets made Chandler the decoy fall guy and House the secret fall guy to ensure a labyrinthine system was in place to prevent Harden from being caught. Jim is gonna casually walk out of the bubble like an Ocean's movie with a double digit body count

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

Redgrendel2001 posted:

This only gets better if a Laker like Rondo paid her to do this and then snitched.

Sports leagues slowly descending into Lord of the Flies (1963, 1990) does add to the entertainment.

Spacebump posted:

If it becomes apparent to the league that House is the fall guy and he isn't going to give up his teammate, the Rockets should be DQed from the bubble. Safety of everyone inside the bubble should be taken seriously. I'm shocked Disney doesn't have hallway cameras in the resorts.

In Battle Royale (2000) all players are fitted with a necklace that records audio 24/7. This necklace also has an explosive device.

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

and then danuel house denies it because if he doesn’t deny it then it looks too squeaky clean but then he is married with two kids so he needs to really aggressively deny it and he’s thinking twice about this fall guy thing

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Wow, this one was REALLY hard. Or I just don't know poo poo about basketball

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Zogo posted:

LBJ milestone alert. Most wins (regular season and playoffs):

code:
Player			Wins
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar	1,228
Tim Duncan		1,158
Robert Parish		1,121
Karl Malone		1,050
John Stockton		1,042
Tony Parker		1,029
Derek Fisher		1,014
LeBron James		1,001
Dirk Nowitzki		985
Kobe Bryant		971
Shaquille O'Neal	948
Scottie Pippen		946
John Havlicek		932
Sam Perkins		912
Gary Payton		903
Clifford Robinson	900
Eighth player to reach 1K wins.



Regular season wins:

code:
Wins	Player
1074	Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
1014	Robert Parish
1001	Tim Duncan
953	John Stockton
952	Karl Malone
916	Dirk Nowitzki
892	Tony Parker
853	Derek Fisher
839	LeBron James
836	Kobe Bryant
836	Clifford Robinson
825	Kevin Garnett
824	Sam Perkins
823	Gary Payton
819	Shaquille O'Neal
812	Jason Kidd
810	Scottie Pippen
Numerologists take note of the number 836.

Bron deffo got a good chance at that number one combined wins stat

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

9 out of 10. I'd like to thank Hubie Brown and these bootleg VHS copies of his coaching clinic he ran in the 80s. Every new coach would get them sent over, you watch them, take notes, then send them onto the next guy. They were copied so many times I have no idea who owned the originals.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

kingcobweb posted:

Wow, this one was REALLY hard. Or I just don't know poo poo about basketball

I found it challenging whereas I had no problems with the first one.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


kingcobweb posted:

Wow, this one was REALLY hard. Or I just don't know poo poo about basketball

Got 8/10 but I had to pause a bunch and watch them back closely. I feel like the one with the Cavs on the Siakam double team should have multiple right answers.
The Portland one near the end is real good.

BWV fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Sep 10, 2020

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Its not that hard to go 1.5 months without sex

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Its not that hard to go 1.5 months without sex
are you joking

Senator Drinksalot
Apr 30, 2013

Kiss me up, touch me, fuckin' rock my world holmes, I don't care

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Its not that hard to go 1.5 months without sex

Speak for yourself

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Its not that hard to go 1.5 months without sex

just ask my wife!

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Its not that hard to go 1.5 months without sex

It gets very hard when you go 1.5 months without sex.

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark


I got 7/10 on this one. Missed on a couple of easy ones

Chairchucker
Nov 14, 2006

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022




It's extremely easy to go without sex, just be completely undesirable.

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

the poster below me has gone their entire life without sex so its very easy for them

Chairchucker
Nov 14, 2006

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022




Ghost Dog posted:

the poster below me has gone their entire life without sex so its very easy for them

Yeah

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
its so hard, my balls swell, then the anger and frustration start to rise

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

I got 10/10 on this one and only like 4 right on the first one...I must be some sort of a trap rotation genius

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Just j/o man

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Doltos posted:

its so hard, my balls swell, then the anger and frustration start to rise

picturing Nathan Fielder saying this.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Its not that hard to go 1.5 months without sex

aww buddy :(

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Its not that hard to go 1.5 months without sex

lmao

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Its not that hard to go 1.5 months without sex

Are we including uh practicing alone in the gym here

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

im the joel embiid of practicing in an empty gym if you know what i mean

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Great now every poster has to prove they have sex

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




AggressivelyStupid posted:

im the joel embiid of practicing in an empty gym if you know what i mean

That makes me Ben Simmons I guess

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011

morestuff posted:

This is the most detailed reporting yet on the House thing and it's still incredibly confusing

"the league cited early data points"

The rumors were true. They're using the smart watches to track when players are bangin.

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Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
i dont see the big deal. i aint hosed in a dogs age. and i feel perfectly murder everyone

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