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If you don't understand something I'm saying is probably just too complex or something for you (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Sep 11, 2020 12:35
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just stop posting. you have nothing to convey
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Sep 11, 2020 12:45
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99 has hit himself in the head with his digger this morning, don't worry
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Sep 11, 2020 12:46
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dug up a horse jaw bone today, might repurpose it as the front door knocker
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Sep 11, 2020 13:29
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8 schools here have reported coronavirus cases lol Avoid children like the plague because they have the plague
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Sep 11, 2020 15:03
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If we raised them in special barns they wouldn't be able to give us their diseases. They could have big shared bedrooms, teaching facilities built in, sports facilities on site and I'm just describing boarding schools now. Boarding schools for all, for the good of the economy.
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Sep 11, 2020 15:22
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hemale in pain posted:8 schools here have reported coronavirus cases lol My son's ill and off school today. Snotty nose and slight cough, so probably not roni but I'm not taking chances. Will go and get him tested if he develops a fever. There are at least 8 other kids in his class with the same symptoms, which shows just how rapidly viruses spread in that setting. If there is a kid that ends up getting it, their entire class will get infected.
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Sep 11, 2020 15:30
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There's always some form of virus that hits education at the start of autumn, it kicks off the whole winter sequence.
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Sep 11, 2020 15:39
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Ppl are saying it's the eat out to help out scheme that's the blame for the spike in cases like lol, lmao even
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Sep 11, 2020 15:41
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:just stop posting. you have nothing to convey This.
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Sep 11, 2020 15:42
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fridge corn posted:Ppl are saying it's the eat out to help out scheme that's the blame for the spike in cases like lol, lmao even Glasgow restaurants like Five Guys was wall to wall unmasked twats twatting about. No masks at any point for anything (not just when sitting down to eat).
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Sep 11, 2020 15:43
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Steakandchips posted:Glasgow restaurants like Five Guys was wall to wall unmasked twats twatting about. No masks at any point for anything (not just when sitting down to eat). McDonalds in Brixton was a sight......... dozens of people all touching self-service machines
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Sep 11, 2020 15:52
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There was a new estate agent in town that just before lockdown installed a huge touch screen in their front window.
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Sep 11, 2020 15:55
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Touch screens need a new name. I kinda like "Death panels." "Sir? You can queue up for the manned register, but there are several self-service checkouts with death panels open."
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Sep 11, 2020 15:57
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NotJustANumber99 posted:dug up a horse jaw bone today, might repurpose it as the front door knocker I dug through a brand new 15mm three core today. Luckily it was not live yet, sparky is coming to joint it later then I'll bury it and the customer will never know.
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Sep 11, 2020 16:04
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My neice has been tested for Rona, but my sister reckons its just all the kids germs hitting everyone at once. (Hopeful). Regardless, she and my brother in law have both been tested but it was a struggle to get any appointments and there were no home kits available. It's a giant clusterfuck. BIL also works in a school so HE can't go into work until he gets his results back. They're still waiting on the results for my neice and there's a backlog so it's delayed. RIP us all
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Sep 11, 2020 16:05
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Technically it was the apprentice that was on the digger and clipped the cable, but he wasn't really supposed to be in the machine, I was having a cig but have taken the blame like a champ.
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Sep 11, 2020 16:06
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Natalie Fartman posted:My neice has been tested for Rona, but my sister reckons its just all the kids germs hitting everyone at once. (Hopeful). Regardless, she and my brother in law have both been tested but it was a struggle to get any appointments and there were no home kits available. It's a giant clusterfuck. BIL also works in a school so HE can't go into work until he gets his results back. They're still waiting on the results for my neice and there's a backlog so it's delayed. Our kids have been back 2/3 weeks and they’re riddled with kids bugs. Our youngest has been in nursery for 5 weeks, and she’s already caught a snotty nose, recovered from it, and caught another strain. I loved lockdown for no snotty noses for 5 months. That part was glorious.
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Sep 11, 2020 16:15
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20 minutes until the big 9/11 jackboxing, expect lots of tasteful memorials to our fallen heroes Get in the discord
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Sep 11, 2020 21:07
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Presumably the people playing these games see these things? Just worried about the quality of the content submitted to the thread.
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Sep 11, 2020 23:25
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no-one in the entire world cares about your existence, 99
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Sep 11, 2020 23:34
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:no-one in the entire world cares about your existence, 99 I worried that you might think maybe thats a little ott and perhaps even a little mean to say to another actual human being? but fair.
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Sep 11, 2020 23:40
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I am so, so tired of coronavirus, Brexit, austerity, loneliness and my own lethargy to make any meaningful and sustained attempts to improve my life. It's like being stuck in a grim waiting room with magazines that aren't actually 4 years old, it's just the exact same stories every day. I'm not sure whether to retire to my bed and scream into the pillows, or get on the nearest bus and lick all the handrails and will my entire stash of baked beans to you goons, to be inserted into whatever orifice you choose.
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Sep 11, 2020 23:56
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Oodles posted:Our kids have been back 2/3 weeks and they’re riddled with kids bugs. Our youngest has been in nursery for 5 weeks, and she’s already caught a snotty nose, recovered from it, and caught another strain. Yeah nursery bugs have hit our house, but that means I can legit tell work I have a new cough and keep working from home. Lady Demelza posted:I am so, so tired of coronavirus, Brexit, austerity, loneliness and my own lethargy to make any meaningful and sustained attempts to improve my life. It's like being stuck in a grim waiting room with magazines that aren't actually 4 years old, it's just the exact same stories every day. I just write down one small and achievable thing that I would like to do, and write a date and time next to it. Then I do the thing. Then you feel like you controlled one small thing in life, and I find it helps. If i didn't do the thing I just break it down into smaller actions and try and schedule those things. I find writing down *why* I didn't do the thing helps me to assess what the actual problem is too. This might not work for you - different people are different but hey I hope you feel better. Lady Demelza posted:will my entire stash of baked beans to you goons, to be inserted into whatever orifice you choose. mouth preferable, but hey i'm easy CancerCakes fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Sep 12, 2020 |
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Sep 11, 2020 23:59
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Oodles posted:Our kids have been back 2/3 weeks and they’re riddled with kids bugs. Our youngest has been in nursery for 5 weeks, and she’s already caught a snotty nose, recovered from it, and caught another strain. My eldest went back on Monday, and the tiniest demon went back to nursery yesterday. I'm fully expecting to have my house infested with snotty noses and hair bugs by the end of next week. Children are disgusting creatures
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Sep 12, 2020 08:13
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Lady Demelza posted:I am so, so tired of coronavirus, Brexit, austerity, loneliness and my own lethargy to make any meaningful and sustained attempts to improve my life. It's like being stuck in a grim waiting room with magazines that aren't actually 4 years old, it's just the exact same stories every day. join a gym and lift weights if you don't. you get all the risks and anxiety of licking handrails but you get to feel good about lifting heavy things i'm excited to go back to uni but i can't enrol because the system got hit by an attack and isn't working and i can't get my student loan until i enrol lol
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Sep 12, 2020 08:36
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Lady Demelza posted:I am so, so tired of coronavirus, Brexit, austerity, loneliness and my own lethargy to make any meaningful and sustained attempts to improve my life. It's like being stuck in a grim waiting room with magazines that aren't actually 4 years old, it's just the exact same stories every day. loving  There's stuff I really really want to happen right now an Rona and Brexit is screwing it up. I feel very trapped in my job, too, I see no way out. Been looking at PA jobs, or something less customer facing, but lord I'm terrified of switching up with all the instability heading our way. Oh, good news, my neice and sisters tests came back negative  That's a relief. But now they have to do it all again. I wonder how many kids are missing days and days of school while they wait for Rona test results. Natalie Fartman fucked around with this message at 09:00 on Sep 12, 2020 |
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Sep 12, 2020 08:58
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I am engaged
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Sep 12, 2020 09:14
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were you able to stand back up in one swift motion using only your legs or did you have to heave yourself back up by holding on to something whilst letting out a big groan? congratulations either way.
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Sep 12, 2020 09:19
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Congratulations fridge corn  When can I expect my invite for the big day? You're gonna have a free bar right??
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Sep 12, 2020 10:20
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Oodles posted:Our kids have been back 2/3 weeks and they’re riddled with kids bugs. Our youngest has been in nursery for 5 weeks, and she’s already caught a snotty nose, recovered from it, and caught another strain. The policy for my childminder is basically any illness needs 14 days isolation. It's bullshit
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Sep 12, 2020 10:45
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fridge corn posted:I am engaged Mr and Mrs Fridge Corn has a good ring to it 🌽
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Sep 12, 2020 11:10
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Just don't ask how much it cost
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Sep 12, 2020 11:12
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congrats corn!
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Sep 12, 2020 12:39
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I didn't spend a huge chunk on my wife's engagement ring because I was poor af when we got engaged. I then made a lot of money the summer after and she wouldn't let me buy her a bigger more expensive ring so I upgraded my pc instead. She gives me poo poo for this on a weekly basis
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Congrats on the engagement though corn, enjoy the next however long until you get married. It's all downhill from then :p
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