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frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

armchairyoda posted:

Holy Qlol, this is the guy running against the Qnut in NW Georgia
https://twitter.com/KevinVanAusdal/status/1304489108736270337?s=20
My only question is: WHAT THE gently caress DID HE DO THAT MADE HIM DROP OUT VS A QNUT?!?

https://twitter.com/willsommer/stat...ingawful.com%2F

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Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Ehud posted:

yeah who wants to watch a game between the defending super bowl champs led by one of the greatest QB’s we’ve ever seen and a 2019 playoff team led by another top young QB

the reality is that ratings are down for everything because poo poo sucks right now and some people just aren’t in the mood for sports, cord cutting is huge and all of the major sports are on at the same time.

If Jimmy G could make an easy pass they wouldn;t be champs.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Missouri is definitely awful in every way, but Boise, Idaho is the shittiest, ugliest, most terrible place in the United States. I hate the south with a feverish passion, but even Mississippi is heaven compared to Boise.

The Boise Fry Company is pretty good.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Ehud posted:

the reality is that ratings are down for everything because poo poo sucks right now and some people just aren’t in the mood for sports, cord cutting is huge and all of the major sports are on at the same time.

This is exactly me. I was pining for NBA so bad but this loving covid and Trump loving making GBS threads on the entire loving country every loving day keeps from wanting to enjoy anything at all. Republican chuds calling black people terrorists now is just loving hosed.

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

Throwback

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Philthy posted:

This is exactly me. I was pining for NBA so bad but this loving covid and Trump loving making GBS threads on the entire loving country every loving day keeps from wanting to enjoy anything at all. Republican chuds calling black people terrorists now is just loving hosed.

I hear ya. I’m usually feeling electric about watching another lovely year of dolphins football, but this year has just taken it out of me.

Groovelord Neato posted:

If Jimmy G could make an easy pass they wouldn;t be champs.

if ifs and buts were candy and nuts we’d all have a merry Christmas!!

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

LordSloth posted:

The op was something, then I saw this breakdown and realized it wasn’t some horror movie where Bannon lives in the mirrors

https://twitter.com/alamoontherise/status/1304329548675387393?s=21

That rules.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
My state now has over 850,000 acres burned in the last few days. I can't wait for super brainiac president smartbrains to say how Bad Left made up Big Bad Hoax about how the environment is in trouble, though.

Do you remember how, at the end of Super Metroid, Mother Brain got pissed off and this monstrous charge-up rain of fury occurred and this huge beam of pure hatred shot out? Yeah. Standby.

Catastrophe fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Sep 12, 2020

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

LordSloth posted:

The op was something, then I saw this breakdown and realized it wasn’t some horror movie where Bannon lives in the mirrors

https://twitter.com/alamoontherise/status/1304329548675387393?s=21

twin peaks season 5: twin peaks goes to the white house

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
Classic lol, the VP’s porn name

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1172318690756313093?s=21

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

LordSloth posted:

The op was something, then I saw this breakdown and realized it wasn’t some horror movie where Bannon lives in the mirrors

https://twitter.com/alamoontherise/status/1304329548675387393?s=21

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHwjceFcF2Q

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
photoshop request.

caricature of trump with his stupid long tie tied into his own noose

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





long overdue but at least it happened...

https://twitter.com/CAgovernor/status/1304514036306829313

Stryder
Oct 3, 2002

worst name for a kitten ever.

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Stryder posted:

worst name for a kitten ever.

Shouldn't it be a foal?

Edit: Mike Prance

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

LabyaMynora posted:

More people would have tuned in for the Browns.

I dunno, most people who seem to have a problem with the NFL lately seem to have a problem with them in particular.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
I'd like to *sniiiiiiiiiiiiiifffffffffffffffff* "thank"... my Vice President... Mike Pants... my campaign advisor... Steve Bandman... and my personal attorney... Roo---could you...could you move up the teleprompter? Okay... My personal attorney... Rudy Goo...Rudy Goo... *sniiiiiiiiiifffffffffffff* Rudy Goolymooly.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Stryder posted:

worst name for a kitten ever.

Sentinel
Jan 1, 2009

High Tech
Low Life


Clockwork Sputnik posted:

*Oklahoma tenses in its seat, holding its breath, hoping to remain unnoticed*

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1304591936498663424?s=19

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Working hard, thank you!

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1304594027770241026?s=19

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

lol, you big orange maroon!!!!!!!!! just lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
0% because it's agency policy to destroy phones.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

:prepop:
https://twitter.com/PressSec/status/1304591522537582597

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

Bogus Adventure posted:

I'd like to *sniiiiiiiiiiiiiifffffffffffffffff* "thank"... my Vice President... Mike Pants... my campaign advisor... Steve Bandman... and my personal attorney... Roo---could you...could you move up the teleprompter? Okay... My personal attorney... Rudy Goo...Rudy Goo... *sniiiiiiiiiifffffffffffff* Rudy Goolymooly.

Really hoping the debates go like this

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

Nelson Mandingo posted:

Yeah, that's gonna get booted to a higher court.

...In a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court...

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Dr.Smasher posted:

...In a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court...

Don't forget "anonymous" decision, like when they did that poo poo for Bush v. Gore.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
So, as one of the new governmental rules, I just want to establish something: It is now acceptable, not bad, and completely legal for government officials to use their positions to either try to destroy or demand support for private companies. Just want to make sure that's now completely allowed.

Mrs. Sexual
Feb 3, 2020

These Karen Twitter posts are killing me (Not you wwww)

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
As long as there's a "R" next to your name, everything is allowed.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...

Groovelord Neato posted:

Florida put in place something worse than a poll tax and a court upheld it lol! Congrats on winning the state Mister Trump

https://twitter.com/srl/status/1304480034460176384?s=20

Not sure how this would give the state to Trump?
Stands to reason there'd be just as many Florida Man hick-rear end meth-head felons as Black felons in that state?
Don't get me wrong, this shite still sucks, but it seems it would do an equal amount of damage.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





this video is over an hour long, so i'm asking a lot.. but this video is real good. i'm not sure if i should say where it ends up since it might spoil it but it talks about flat earthers and goes from there.. if you know folding ideas i think this is dan's best work so far.. again it's an hour so some of you might not want to watch it but its friday night and i know none of you guys are out,. right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTfhYyTuT44

Strong Sauce fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Sep 12, 2020

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1304609690983321600?s=19

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Bogus Adventure posted:

As long as there's a "R" next to your name, everything is allowed.

What does the "R" stand for?

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

acejackson42 posted:

Not sure how this would give the state to Trump?
Stands to reason there'd be just as many Florida Man hick-rear end meth-head felons as Black felons in that state?
Don't get me wrong, this shite still sucks, but it seems it would do an equal amount of damage.
lol have you been to the US? Black people are incarcerated at like 6 times the rate as white people in Florida.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/abettel/status/1304607754317955072?s=20

we got em

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Fame Douglas posted:

The only one that "stole" the nomination from Bernie is Bernie himself, because the people he bet his campaign on didn't turn out for him.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

I voted for Boo-berns

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1304612235130687489?s=19

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

:shepface:

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