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Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

getting announced tomorrow

we detected their gas

https://twitter.com/DJSnM/status/1305221189011476481

https://twitter.com/starstryder/status/1305224512934469632

ok cya

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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
wife on penis

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


That planet be fartin'??

Soulkys
Sep 7, 2008

The beast of Tanagra
they finally found me and my planetary gas

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth
Men in Black knew.

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
Oh cool so does this mean I won't have to pay my bills anymore?

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost
Which country went to venus? Didn't they get split, like why America is obsessed with Mars? Didn't Japan or someone do a bunch of Venus missions? If it's news out of China or Russia I would be very skeptical.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Here's a screenshot of a deleted article in the shittiest format possible:

Tom Guycot posted:

My apologies for the long thin form of it, but an article about this was released early and quickly deleted, but someone grabbed a screen shot of it:


appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

is this the thread where we suck up to our Venusian overlords?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

appropriatemetaphor posted:

is this the thread where we suck up to our Venusian overlords?

I got an otherworldly overlord you can suck right here jack

nakieon
Aug 28, 2020

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Here's a screenshot of a deleted article in the shittiest format possible:

Fart jokes and interesting discoveries aside, my takeaway from this was: this Clara Sousa-Silva's specialty is studying phosphine? Just a single compound? Just seems fascinating to me that a scientist can be mostly dedicated to a single compound/molecule/whatever.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

lol Guarantee you there isn't

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
https://twitter.com/MickWest/status/1305177122546171907?s=20

The guy who made Tony Hawk's Pro Skater was right, as usual.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
The commie russkie colony established on Venus in the 1970s has become revealed!

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

who gives a poo poo about some dumb microbes I only get excited about aliens capable of probing my rear end

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Colonel Cancer posted:

The commie russkie colony established on Venus in the 1970s has become revealed!

Its a ghost town of empty aftershave barrels and a mountain of dead space dogs

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Haha and they were always saying there's no way Venus could support life. Where's your fuckin NASA degree now, eggheads?

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
gently caress me in the rear end

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Who Is Paul Blart posted:

gently caress me in the rear end

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Venus was just Earth beta. Just wait until the eggheads figure out some way to go down there and not instantly melt down and boil and I near guaranfuckintee you they'll find some melted down husks of trucks and fast food restaurants.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Traxis posted:

who gives a poo poo about some dumb microbes I only get excited about aliens capable of probing my rear end

Microbes can for sure probe your rear end.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

appropriatemetaphor posted:

is this the thread where we suck up to our Venusian overlords?

Is the gas on Venus flamable?

If so: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0Vur66d_uk&t=60s

Woden
May 6, 2006

nakieon posted:

Fart jokes and interesting discoveries aside, my takeaway from this was: this Clara Sousa-Silva's specialty is studying phosphine? Just a single compound? Just seems fascinating to me that a scientist can be mostly dedicated to a single compound/molecule/whatever.

There's probably shitloads in industry or backed by corporations, think of all the companies that only produce a single compound/molecule/whatever.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


200 million years ago the battle between Venus and Earth, left Venus completely uninhabitable and only left fish in the oceans on Earth. Crazy poo poo went down. But in the end the Empire lost the war.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
I think it's super loving cool.

The universe is teeming with life and the proof of it is us, Earth, over and over everywhere.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


we better make sure they know about jesus.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Ugh women have to have everything don't they

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Probably a bunch of gross little booger trolls. :jerkbag:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Venus is full of it!! Life?? Nonsense, it's a loser, it has no life!!!

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

yeah but what has it done for me lately

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
russia sent a bunch of probes to venus and a few survived long enough to send back pictures of the planet's surface. it's neat.

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

I always thought Venus was the planet they should be looking at for life floating around in the atmosphere. It hardly gets any funding. All the money is on Mars, I guess mainly because people can actually land there and walk around without being cooked to death.

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

So here's the video on this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBDyp06qp1U

Found from this article:

http://astrobiology.com/2020/09/phosphine-detected-in-the-atmosphere-of-venus---an-indicator-of-possible-life.html

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Sleeveless posted:

https://twitter.com/MickWest/status/1305177122546171907?s=20

The guy who made Tony Hawk's Pro Skater was right, as usual.

This guy fucks

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
what if we seeded the atmosphere with microbes on accident with our first probes to venus :toot:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

i'm the woman gazing longingly at him while he talks about a fart

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Jose posted:

i'm the woman gazing longingly at him while he talks about a fart

i had to stop talking about farts in public to get away from this unwelcome behavior

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
loving Venus, how can you trust a planet where a day is longer than a year, calling bullshit on this.

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

russia sent a bunch of probes to venus and a few survived long enough to send back pictures of the planet's surface. it's neat.

OMFG FURRY posted:

what if we seeded the atmosphere with microbes on accident with our first probes to venus :toot:

This is a Real Thing that people actually think about :

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interplanetary_contamination#Forward_contamination posted:

The 2019 Beresheet incident
In August 2019, scientists reported that a capsule containing tardigrades (a resilient microbial animal) in a cryptobiotic state may have survived for a while on the Moon after the April 2019 crash landing of Beresheet, a failed Israeli lunar lander.

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Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
Does a Beresheet in the woods?

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