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Star Me Kitten
Aug 10, 2020
If you could go back in time, what would you change about your life? What decision/s would you make differently?

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EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007

by Azathoth
if you take human growth hormone during puberty, u get a big donger.

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


My only regret... is not playing more vidya

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
I would make a more concerted effort to get the gently caress out of the US.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Not a whole lot, I think we could only change trivial and vane things with time travel. I think the core sentiment is something that has so much ancestral momentum that it would be like taking a chisel to a mountain p much. :shrug:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Smoke more weed and suck more dick.

DGC773
Sep 10, 2010


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Back in 2010 I would have put everything I own into Tesla shares.

A LOVELY LAD
Feb 8, 2006

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



College Slice
I'd buy a load of bitcoin, lose it all in an exit scam and then kill myself OP

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Buy a katana sword

Soulkys
Sep 7, 2008

The beast of Tanagra
I would probably avoid skiing on and then falling down the mountain that broke my poo poo. But who knows, maybe getting hurt that day saved me from doing something even more stupid.....lol naw no way

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i would advise myself to not click on this thread!!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Don't send all your money to east poland. Kids don't give a poo poo.

Star Me Kitten
Aug 10, 2020

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

i would advise myself to not click on this thread!!

then don't

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Depends on how far I go I guess.

If all the way back to highschool I'd get into working out years earlier and not be such a goon. Might have tried to mend fences with my brother before he offed himself.

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
Going back to highschool, probably get laid more. I was goony and would basically didn't understand when girls were interested in me, and was way too afraid to ask people out in case we broke up. Passed up a lot of opportunities to connect with people because I was afraid of what might happen if things went wrong.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Probably post more and work less

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I would not have joined the Marine Corps.

And probably smoked less weed in high school.

My life is one big regret.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Unionized Wal-Mart

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Star Me Kitten
Aug 10, 2020

Who What Now posted:

Smoke more weed and suck more dick.

Seems like you can still make your dreams come true.

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica
Wouldn't change anything really.

Dwelling on the past is not accepting it for what it was.

Theres always good times, and just "normal" times, but bad stuff is a thing to learn from and come out the other side of, not dwell in. And you most often do.

Star Me Kitten
Aug 10, 2020

A Grand Egg posted:

Wouldn't change anything really.

Dwelling on the past is not accepting it for what it was.

Theres always good times, and just "normal" times, but bad stuff is a thing to learn from and come out the other side of, not dwell in. And you most often do.

Good point. :)

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I'd have pulled out of ur mom lol

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Star Me Kitten posted:

Seems like you can still make your dreams come true.

My wife doesn't like me smoking weed or sucking strange dicks :(

Star Me Kitten
Aug 10, 2020

Nooner posted:

I'd have pulled out of ur mom lol

Nooner thank you for gracing my thread with your presence.


Who What Now posted:

My wife doesn't like me smoking weed or sucking strange dicks :(

bummer.

Not all dicks are strange, though..

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
I'd have had so much more sex

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

in retrospect, im gay, op

Star Me Kitten
Aug 10, 2020

Big Beef City posted:

in retrospect, im gay, op

me too

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
Bought Amazon stock early on

Smacked the poo poo out of Donald Trump

Boned the girl with big boobs who used to make me brownies at work every week but I was too goony to pick up what she was dropping

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