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The latest trend on the internet is to talk about how much one hates mayonnaise. "Eew, the gross grossness of the grossest white slimy sauce, fit only for the whitest of white-bread and mayonnaise sorts of white folk. As a cultured internetter, mayo is beneath me. Hot sauce is the future." As a horse, I say neigh to this sort of performative nonsense. It is not the devil's food except in the case of deviled eggs. There is a place for hot sauce and a place for mayonnaise, and those places can share equal space (equal, not separate) in our fridges and our hearts. Put hot sauce on your chips and in your soups. Put mayonnaise on your cold cuts alongside mustard and brown bread, possibly a piece of pepperjack cheese if you're feeling particularly rowdy today. But enough of pretending you don't have three jars of mayonnaise in your fridge just because it's cool to disavow your own blandness and pretend you've always supported hot sauce. The real sauce-fiends know you're faking. They always have.
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 20:40 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 16:50 |
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If you're not making it yourself from eggs laid by your own chickens do not SPEAK for me, OP you wretched trash person
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 20:42 |
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excellent points OP. I love mayo and I always have and I always will (Duke's is my favorite, Hellmann's/Best Foods otherwise. Kraft is trash. And c'mon, Hellmann's? it is the devil's own condiment and so it is clearly awesome.) there's nothing to dislike here, just a buncha assholes who would be like "this aioli is delicious" and then "ew, mayo is gross!"
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 20:46 |
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*crosses out "hot sauce* *writes in "sriracha"* [several months/years elapse] *crosses out "sriracha"* *writes in "eating rear end"*
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 20:50 |
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what kind of ape uses hot sauce without a mayonnaise, ive never heard of this happening
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 20:52 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:*crosses out "hot sauce* *writes in "sriracha"* Funny how the approval for sriracha goes down when the approval for eating rear end goes up.
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 20:53 |
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I disliked mayo before it was cool.
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 20:54 |
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iliek food (:
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 20:56 |
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GolfHole posted:what kind of ape uses hot sauce without a mayonnaise, ive never heard of this happening together theimyre great
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 20:57 |
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I hated mayo until I went to college and accidentally ordered a Jimmy John's not knowing it had mayo on it. Then I discovered that I was just eating trash mayo all my life.
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 20:57 |
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Classy folks get the mayo WITH OLIVE OIL
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 20:59 |
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UltraRed posted:I hated mayo until I went to college and accidentally ordered a Jimmy John's not knowing it had mayo on it. Then I discovered that I was just eating trash mayo all my life. They use hellmanns
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 20:59 |
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Arrrthritis posted:Funny how the approval for sriracha goes down when the approval for eating rear end goes up. Pawn 17 posted:I disliked mayo before it was cool. I liked mayo and I never stopped DeadFatDuckFat posted:Classy folks get the mayo WITH
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 21:00 |
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pissmans mustard. its just a great mustard. enjoy it on everything.
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 21:00 |
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I have no opinion on mayo. Go ahead, change my mind!
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 21:01 |
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Mayo in tuna is good. Mayo spread on tri tip dipping sandwiches is good. Hint of mayo is good on burger is good. Most other uses of mayo makes me an unhappy piss baby.
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 21:02 |
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I like mayo on hamburgers more than I like ketchup. ...but not as much as I like thousand island dressing on them.
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 21:03 |
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theres nothing more intellectual than taking the admittedly evil history of the united states and unloading all that rage towards a whipped egg yolk condiment
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 21:04 |
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mayo is okay I guess. I could take it or leave it
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 21:07 |
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I don't really like mayo but it's probably not as bad as a fascist police state. Or it might be, I dunno.
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 21:08 |
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Its got nowhere else to go
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 21:15 |
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I don't care for hot sauce, but I want the world to get on the horseradish-that-empties-your-sinuses train.
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 21:20 |
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Do you guys get Belgian mayo at all? Those folks are deadly serious about mayo, they have actual laws dictating what can and can't be called mayo. One of the few things I miss about my old job was we were down by the border a lot and there were like five different ridiculously good fry shacks to pick from for lunch.
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 21:22 |
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Snackula posted:Do you guys get Belgian mayo at all? Those folks are deadly serious about mayo, they have actual laws dictating what can and can't be called mayo. One of the few things I miss about my old job was we were down by the border a lot and there were like five different ridiculously good fry shacks to pick from for lunch. There is Belgian chocolate, Belgian Waffles and this is the extent of the Belgian cultural presence in North America
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 21:27 |
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I'm the guy in the bottom left with the thousand yard stare (im thinking about mayonnaise)
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 21:31 |
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my house was a miracle whip house growing up, I didn't have real mayo until my twenties. I like it! We buy that kewpie poo poo, or uh, the kind that has horseradish mixed into it. If my sandwiches aren't making my sinuses drain all over the place I'm not living. These are my mayopinions.
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 21:43 |
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 21:49 |
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Das Boo posted:I want the world to get on the horseradish-that-empties-your-sinuses train. gently caress yes, this is the correct opinion
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 21:50 |
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parody thread idea: Liking Mao on the internet is performative wokeness
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 21:54 |
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Mix the hot sauce with the mayo and dunk your fries. If you feel adventurous, add some ketchup or mustard to the blend. The only thing gross about mayo is a cold bread and mayo sandwich.
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 21:56 |
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Das Boo posted:I don't care for hot sauce, but I want the world to get on the horseradish-that-empties-your-sinuses train. Anything hot enough to do that is always good. Getting hungry just thinking about it. This is weird I'm getting hungry about the idea of my nose dripping. That's kind of gross, like mayo.
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 21:57 |
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ketchup deserves all the hate it gets
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 21:57 |
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im just happy for you op, you finally did it you made the post
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 22:02 |
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the only bad condiment is ranch. But that's just like my opinion. It's ok if other people like it.
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 22:04 |
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I hate every condiment I see From mayonna to mayonnaisee
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 22:07 |
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no wonder its the demon cracker condiment, it was perfected by HELL MAN
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 22:07 |
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i strongly suggest people give making their own mayo a go. it's really easy if you're patient! you just need oil, vinegar, eggs, but salt/pepper and smooth mustard is also handy
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 22:09 |
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Mayo is pretty decent (along with its more pretentious sibling aioli), but what is truly an abomination is the "salad" recipes that consist of drowning things in a bowl of it.20 Blunts posted:theres nothing more intellectual than taking the admittedly evil history of the united states and unloading all that rage towards a whipped egg yolk condiment Just imagining a slave ship crewed entirely by shambling blobs of mayonnaise now
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 22:10 |
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I loving love mayonaiise man, hellman, kewpie, I dig it. I wanna get some Dutch mayo apparently they're craZy about the stuff
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# ? Sep 15, 2020 22:11 |
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and oh yeah I'm white
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