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propyleneglycol
Jan 11, 2019

Algund Eenboom posted:

One of my favorite bascketball things is when a guy throws the ball off another guy to make it out of bounds on the other guy. Its cool

Not relevant to the GDT but I’ve done that like 4 times playing pickup ball and every time I did it I nailed them in the dick so now I get scared when I watch people try it

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The Duggler
Feb 20, 2011

I do not hear you, I do not see you, I will not let you get into the Duggler's head with your bring-downs.

SuppressdPuberty93 posted:

This broadcast sucks. They don't talk about the game at all.

It's the Doris Burkiverse, she knows everything basketball so she has endless connections to make

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

Why has kemba been playing so poorly. :( I want him to be better

nut
Jul 30, 2019

MourningView posted:

Definitely Not Mad about Jae Crowder suddenly shooting like 70% on open 3s. It's fine. I'm happy for him.

This breaks my brain

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

"always there on time" is a funny thing to say about a dude who's first action as an NBA player was oversleeping and missing a flight

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

propyleneglycol posted:

Not relevant to the GDT but I’ve done that like 4 times playing pickup ball and every time I did it I nailed them in the dick so now I get scared when I watch people try it

Thats the right way to do it you should not be ashamed

nut
Jul 30, 2019

propyleneglycol posted:

Not relevant to the GDT but I’ve done that like 4 times playing pickup ball and every time I did it I nailed them in the dick so now I get scared when I watch people try it

You don’t have to say it was an accident here this is a safe space

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Time lord

Katana_Warrior
Dec 25, 2009

the thing that these playoffs taught me is that all teams should have someone in the dunkers spot 24/7 so drivers can do cool close dishes. gently caress 5 out!!!

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Algund Eenboom posted:

Why has kemba been playing so poorly. :( I want him to be better

turns out being 5'11" is not conducive to playing good basketball

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Paul Zuvella posted:

"always there on time" is a funny thing to say about a dude who's first action as an NBA player was oversleeping and missing a flight

that is the thing he is making a joke about???

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

Paul Zuvella posted:

"always there on time" is a funny thing to say about a dude who's first action as an NBA player was oversleeping and missing a flight

This may shock and amaze u but it is in fact why he got that nickname

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Algund Eenboom posted:

Why has kemba been playing so poorly. :( I want him to be better

Horniness :(

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Oh FFS.

propyleneglycol
Jan 11, 2019
Jae Crowder shooting absolutely lights out is incredible

Mr. Funktastic
Dec 27, 2012

College Slice

nut posted:

This breaks my brain

That's Heat Culture™

Shrimp or Shrimps
Feb 14, 2012



Too much horny

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
You thought leading the heat by 15 meant anything. Wrong!

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

Caron butler, drinking the worlds skinniest beer can

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
lmao caron butler

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014


"Horny is the mind killer" -Dune Trailer

Shrimp or Shrimps
Feb 14, 2012


CHOWDAH

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Crowder is gonna miss like 2 shots this entire series

nut
Jul 30, 2019

Imagine after each crowder three I post one of his tweets that’s like LIFE IS GOOD TRY HARD AND LOVE YOUR FELLOW MAN NEVER SETTLE BE HUMBLE

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

Algund Eenboom posted:

Why has kemba been playing so poorly. :( I want him to be better

The box-and-1 hosed up his head a lot. He'll need to work on that in the off-season.

propyleneglycol
Jan 11, 2019
Only way to stop Crowder is to foul him on every 3 good choice there

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Lmao when he misses he gets fouled

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

Cot dang

propyleneglycol
Jan 11, 2019

Salvor_Hardin posted:

The box-and-1 hosed up his head a lot. He'll need to work on that in the off-season.

Can you explain to me in simple terms what box-and-1 means

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

I temporarily take it back. Heat not bad.

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

propyleneglycol posted:

Can you explain to me in simple terms what box-and-1 means

It's a four-man zone with the last guy staying on Kemba. Zone vs man-on-man defenses are very different and require different strategies to beat.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
why is everyone wide open in this game

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
Celtics doing well weathering this storm, gotta say.

propyleneglycol
Jan 11, 2019

Salvor_Hardin posted:

It's a four-man zone with the last guy staying on Kemba. Zone vs man-on-man defenses are very different and require different strategies to beat.

Thanks, I love basketball but I never played on a real team so I don’t know a lot about the defense strategies and play calling

Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.

BWV posted:

has anyone mentioned Heat Culture?


Vernacular
Nov 29, 2004
This series is cool

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

propyleneglycol posted:

Thanks, I love basketball but I never played on a real team so I don’t know a lot about the defense strategies and play calling

No problem, I love talking about hoops but to be honest I'm more about talking players and culture than X's and O's. I'm sure some other guys here who know more about the mechanics can chime in if you got other ones.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
I still can't believe how well the Heat shot in the 2nd quarter. Just bonkers. 68% shooting.

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


honestly I'm enjoying the lack of stress that comes with your team being eliminated, this game is great and I'm stoked for game seven later.

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BWV
Feb 24, 2005


After two quarters it couldn't be closer!

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