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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Prince Nigel or whatever was incapable of sweating but is better now.

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cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_4XgT6KxyQ

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


this guy is really arrogant because his brother was rich. lol

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

3D Megadoodoo posted:

A dude tried to kill the flight crew and crash a freight plane as an insurance scam, and failed.

E: oh there were three crew members, I guess it was a pretty bad plan to begin with.

FedEx flight 705? that poo poo had a hammer vs spear-gun battle fought standing on the inside roof of the plane as the pilot, brains leaking out from being hit with a hammer, inverted the plane to try and throw the hijacker off-guard during said battle with the wounded co-pilot.

former glory
Jul 11, 2011

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Prince Nigel or whatever was incapable of sweating but is better now.

That whole interview was such a trainwreck. How anyone in their right mind though it was a good idea to plunk that mushpile in front of a camera is a question for the ages. I don't think anyone saw that and thought he was anything less than turbo-ultra-mega guilty instead of just regular guilty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtBS8COhhhM

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Trump being in an interview and the interviewer asked him a question about how he's not very humble and Trump replied that he's the MOST humble.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

lol completely loving delusional, hell is too good for these people

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

Gravid Topiary posted:

FedEx flight 705? that poo poo had a hammer vs spear-gun battle fought standing on the inside roof of the plane as the pilot, brains leaking out from being hit with a hammer, inverted the plane to try and throw the hijacker off-guard during said battle with the wounded co-pilot.

I hadn't heard about this. The crazy thing was anyone could still jumpseat in cargo planes all the way up to 9/11 even after this.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
The british police chased down and executed a Brazilian man on the tube and it was widely applauded on the Internet of the time

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Gravid Topiary posted:

FedEx flight 705? that poo poo had a hammer vs spear-gun battle fought standing on the inside roof of the plane as the pilot, brains leaking out from being hit with a hammer, inverted the plane to try and throw the hijacker off-guard during said battle with the wounded co-pilot.

I can't believe they haven't made this a movie yet.

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


https://twitter.com/jebbush/status/690738809772888065?s=21

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Milo and POTUS posted:

What in god's name was this in reference to lol

Why he's a democrat now

To be fair, he is a moron

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I'm sure the republicans will love him any minute now



TeenageArchipelago posted:

To be fair, he is a moron

Doubtless but what union is he talking about? It can't be the police union because he seems the type of little twerp who'd have his nose up their asses too

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

that time when we nominated joe biden because trump wouldn't be able to stick the socialist label to him

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

former glory posted:

That whole interview was such a trainwreck. How anyone in their right mind though it was a good idea to plunk that mushpile in front of a camera is a question for the ages. I don't think anyone saw that and thought he was anything less than turbo-ultra-mega guilty instead of just regular guilty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtBS8COhhhM

Its because Andrew is the queen's favourite

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
I just remembered I saw my first "I hate Trump, but Biden is just too left, so I guess I've gotta vote for him" op ed yesterday.

Hilarious

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Listen fat,

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008




Odd fact about The Big Lebowski: it doesn't actually start on 9/11. The (presumably) next day after he writes the check, the Dude is visited by his landlord, who while inviting the Dude to his dance recital, also mentions that it's "Already the 8th".

kupachek
Aug 5, 2015

This man’s brain is trembling in the balance between reason and insanity, and as he stalks on with clenched fist and sword in hand, as though he still saw those murderous Russians gunners.

Toph Bei Fong posted:

Odd fact about The Big Lebowski: it doesn't actually start on 9/11. The (presumably) next day after he writes the check, the Dude is visited by his landlord, who while inviting the Dude to his dance recital, also mentions that it's "Already the 8th".

The original joke was that he was using a postdated cheque for 69 cents worth of milk.

Antonymous
Apr 4, 2009

kupachek posted:

The original joke was that he was using a postdated cheque for 69 cents worth of milk.

what is a cheque

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Antonymous posted:

what is a cheque

A miserable line of pains?

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Father I cannot click the cheque

kupachek
Aug 5, 2015

This man’s brain is trembling in the balance between reason and insanity, and as he stalks on with clenched fist and sword in hand, as though he still saw those murderous Russians gunners.

Antonymous posted:

what is a cheque

A noun.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
I just remembered that I had to break off a friendship with a guy over Glenn Beck. We’d been friends for like 10 years and he’d always been pretty intense and Catholic but still like a person that seemed to mean well but at some point he got super into Glenn Beck. It was around the time Glenn was doing that scam “Restoring Honor” rally and my friend was reading all of Glenn’s books and carrying around a pocket Constitution and he just wouldn’t shut the gently caress up about Glenn Beck and I couldn’t take any more of him somehow turning every loving conversation into an opportunity to talk about Glenn Beck. Can you imagine going that hard for Glenn Beck?

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
He'll Cut The Head Off ISIS And Take Their Oil.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Glenn Beck was always too fat to ever be taken seriously as like a cult leader or anything

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I just remembered that I had to break off a friendship with a guy over Glenn Beck. We’d been friends for like 10 years and he’d always been pretty intense and Catholic but still like a person that seemed to mean well but at some point he got super into Glenn Beck. It was around the time Glenn was doing that scam “Restoring Honor” rally and my friend was reading all of Glenn’s books and carrying around a pocket Constitution and he just wouldn’t shut the gently caress up about Glenn Beck and I couldn’t take any more of him somehow turning every loving conversation into an opportunity to talk about Glenn Beck. Can you imagine going that hard for Glenn Beck?

remember when glenn claimed to be going blind by some progressive disease

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
I remember only weeks before the 2016 election he started putting out lib peace feelers, quickly retracted ofc

Also Ann coulter begging people to buy her last Obama era book or she’d have to do a cookbook next

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Antonymous posted:

what is a cheque

an ancient payment method still used in America for some reason (the reason is their banks are prehistoric)

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

El_Elegante posted:

Michael Dukakis, whose alkie wife once drank rubbing alcohol

"So you claim you're anti death penalty. What if your wife was raped and murdered?!" - an actual debate question

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Groovelord Neato posted:

The locking reinforced door allowed a German pilot to murder-suicide his entire flight. It's bizarre that before that they didn't require one other person to be in the cockpit at all times.

He poisoned his copilot to give him the shits

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


I don't recall ever reading that. I thought he just waited for the guy to take a routine bathroom break.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Groovelord Neato posted:

I don't recall ever reading that. I thought he just waited for the guy to take a routine bathroom break.

well I just looked it up and maybe that was just a media invention because it's not mentioned in the wiki article.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

joe biden once had to borrow money from his boss to help pay for his adult son's medical bills and his middle aged daughter has a bunch of student loan debt and he's not for fixing either issue.

joe biden carried water for credit card and insurance companies for decades but didn't even grift his way to generational wealth. he did it for the love of the game lmao

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at 7, it's marginal, right?

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
They will greet us a liberators!

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Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


Benjamin Lay was hated slavery so much that, at the big annual Quaker Meeting in Philadelphia in 1738, he gave a strident anti-slavery speech where he Gallagher'd a bible that he filled with prop blood, splattering several congregants.

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