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Chili posted:Potee said you ran away from him as if he were the Boogedyman! And I had won by so much a myth began to grow about my speed. Only potee suspected something was amiss. He's hated me ever since. Now he's back.
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potee posted:HEY ESPERANTINC!!! Hello American Jotee, which way to hamburger-hot dog stand?
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Sep 11, 2020 01:06
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You ever wear silk underwear?
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Sep 13, 2020 07:37
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SirPablo posted:You ever wear silk underwear? It's not a purse! IT'S EUROPEAN!
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Sep 13, 2020 11:25
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JethroMcB posted:It's not a purse! Then who are the Dutch? 
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TVGM posted:Then who are the Dutch? Edit: Rupert Buttermilk posted:I've been watching a lot of Seinfeld lately. A TON of BB/BCS actors were in it but none more prominently than....
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We don't allow any outside syrups, jams or condiments in the restaurant. And if I catch you in here with that again... I will confiscate it.
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Sep 14, 2020 03:51
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It felt so good to get my hands back in that dough.
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Sep 14, 2020 06:15
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Your hands were in the dough??
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Sep 14, 2020 06:25
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I was living the dream. I was stripped to the waist eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery.
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Sep 14, 2020 14:11
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You see that I don't care for.
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Sep 14, 2020 15:17
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All right, that's enough. You're fired.
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Sep 14, 2020 15:22
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potee posted:All right, that's enough. You're fired. I don't even really work here.
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Sep 14, 2020 18:17
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potee posted:All right, that's enough. You're fired. Hello Margery, Bird in a Blender. How are you sweet heart? Listen, can you give Mr. Potee a message for me? …Yes. If he needs me, tell him I’M IN MY OFFICE! Thanks.
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Bird in a Blender posted:Hello Margery, Bird in a Blender. How are you sweet heart? Listen, can you give Mr. Potee a message for me? …Yes. If he needs me, tell him I’M IN MY OFFICE! Thanks. I gotta tell you, you are the complete opposite of every poster we've seen.
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Sep 14, 2020 18:38
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Ginette Reno posted:I don't even really work here. That's what makes this so difficult.
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Sep 14, 2020 18:59
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Bird in a Blender posted:Hello Margery, Bird in a Blender. How are you sweet heart? Listen, can you give Mr. Potee a message for me? …Yes. If he needs me, tell him I’M IN MY OFFICE! Thanks. That's not gonna be good for business.
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That's not going to be good for anybody.
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SirPablo posted:I gotta tell you, you are the complete opposite of every poster we've seen. I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?
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Sep 14, 2020 21:01
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potee posted:I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct? The sex was okay, but I threw up from the Hennigan's.
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JethroMcB posted:The sex was okay, but I threw up from the Hennigan's. Its a good thing the cleaning lady was there!
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Sep 14, 2020 21:53
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potee posted:I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct? Alright, before that, I was in real estate. I quit, because the boss wouldn't let me use his private bathroom. That was it.
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Sep 14, 2020 21:58
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potee posted:I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct? Was that wrong?
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Sep 15, 2020 16:05
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Last night, I had a dream where a hamburger was eating ME!
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Sep 16, 2020 01:55
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Vietnamwees posted:Last night, I had a dream where a hamburger was eating ME! Get rid of the exclamation points. I hate exclamation points.
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Sep 16, 2020 12:48
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Chili posted:Get rid of the exclamation points. I hate exclamation points. Top of the Muffin TO YOU!!!
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potee posted:Top of the Muffin TO YOU!!!
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Sep 16, 2020 22:07
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WSAENOTSOCK posted:The turkey. You are the assman.
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Sep 17, 2020 08:52
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SirPablo posted:You are the assman. ...but I don't wanna be a pirate!
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JethroMcB posted:...but I don't wanna be a pirate! Hey, this looks better than anything you own!
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Sep 17, 2020 19:08
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Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?
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Sep 17, 2020 19:24
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TMMadman posted:Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer? A donation has been made in your name to the Children's Alliance Fund.
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Sep 17, 2020 19:42
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The Human Fund. Money for People.
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Bird in a Blender posted:The Human Fund. Money for People. Bird in a Blender, I don't get it. If there's no Human Fund, those donation cards were fake. You better have a drat good reason why you gave me a fake Christmas gift.
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SirPablo posted:A donation has been made in your name to the Children's Alliance Fund. Wouldn't you like to be a big brother to someone like me? Please?
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esperantinc posted:Bird in a Blender, I don't get it. If there's no Human Fund, those donation cards were fake. You better have a drat good reason why you gave me a fake Christmas gift. You're soooo good looking.
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Sep 17, 2020 23:23
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SirPablo posted:You're soooo good looking. Well, you're as pretty as any of them. Just need a nose job.
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I think it's pretty great that Larry Thomas has embraced being the Soup Nazi so hard. It would be reasonable to be sick of it by this point.
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potee posted:I think it's pretty great that Larry Thomas has embraced being the Soup Nazi so hard. It would be reasonable to be sick of it by this point. Hey, I'm doing what I do. You know, I've always done what I do. I'm doing what I do, way I've always done and the way I'll always do it.
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