AEW Dynamite 09/16: MAIN EVENT CHUCK TAYLOR, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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boxcarhobo: Jun 23, 2005

purkey posted:

no more hagar matches :/

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:00

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 17:37

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Theres still an hour more of show...

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:00

smikey: May 22, 2004; It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!

No one cares about Oklahoma JR, shut up, and no one cares about Hager except you and Jericho

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:00

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

That spinning facebuster was cool

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:00

MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Guys

This is tje START of the secomd hour! HOW???

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:00

YourHumbleMessiah: Oct 11, 2005

karmicknight posted:

KiLynn King trying not to sing Judas was great.

Oh no I'm singing the song

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:00

Hirez: Feb 3, 2003; Weber scored 49 points?

karmicknight posted:

Eddie Kingston might be the best talker in the english language.

I just love that it feels like he's "real" like that 24/7 - straight up Brooklyn (or Yonkers) Brawler but can loving back it up. Guy was born for Wrestling, holy poo poo the WWE he would have been so buried in the Fed if he took their offer or whatever. Backstage at AEW he's a god, in WWE, he's an "oh, is he from performance center or nxt guy")

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:00

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

smikey posted:

No one cares about Oklahoma JR, shut up, and no one cares about Hager except you and Jericho

*quietly Hooks 'Em*

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:01

DMorbid: Jan 6, 2011; Hello! I see you.

Hager would suck approximately 0.02% less if he had proper gear instead of looking like he just wandered out in his boxers

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:01

born on a buy you: Aug 14, 2005; Odd Fullback
Bird Gang
Sack Them All

Jericho trying to hide his happiness as they sing his song is great

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:01

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Dont worry guys i got this

Hager the Horrible Wrestler

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:01

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Jake Hager sucks bad.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:01

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

JR very angrily saying "Where the hell is Oliver Stone!!" made me lol

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:02

purkey: Dec 5, 2003; I hate the 90s

Bringing up Hagar�s MMA record runs the risk of someone actually watching one of his terrible fights

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:02

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Keltar posted:

Blade to get his main squeeze back?

Butcher never left his side.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:02

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Lid posted:

Dont worry guys i got this

Hager the Horrible Wrestler

NICE.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:02

Trying: Sep 26, 2019

kneeing truckers in the balls is not super-impressive

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:02

smikey: May 22, 2004; It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!

Yes, Hager is undefeated fighting tomato cans in MMA, except his last fight against a guy who was also working at a meat packing plant ended in a no contest because Hager kneed him in the balls twice within 2 minutes

edit: Hire Harry Smith ffs and throw Hager out the door, he can't talk, he can't work

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:02

Majinfoose: Jul 26, 2007; HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin

Hager is such poo poo and his gear loving sucks.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:02

Hirez: Feb 3, 2003; Weber scored 49 points?

A hager match is a good time for a smoke break for me personally; the cody/hager match I walked my dog that one time :allears:

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:03

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

nice missile dropkick

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:03

Jordan7hm: Feb 17, 2011; Lipstick Apathy

That drop kick was fantastic

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:03

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

drat that was a nearfall by isiah

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:03

purkey: Dec 5, 2003; I hate the 90s

flying crotch attack!

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:03

DMorbid: Jan 6, 2011; Hello! I see you.

Hirez posted:

A hager match is a good time for a smoke break for me personally

I don't smoke, but this does seem a good time to grab something to eat

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:03

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

That was a hell of a false finish there, gently caress.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:03

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

purkey posted:

Bringing up Hagar’s MMA record runs the risk of someone actually watching one of his terrible fights

Bellator would kill for a viewer

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:03

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

lol Hager botched getting on the apron

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:04

Jordan7hm: Feb 17, 2011; Lipstick Apathy

That bat hit :stare:

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:04

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

drat hager :argh:

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:04

Jordan7hm: Feb 17, 2011; Lipstick Apathy

Also the sound of that ring post.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:04

Mons Hubris: Aug 29, 2004; fanci flup

gently caress to Jake Hager

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:04

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Hager failing to hop up on the apron.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:04

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Jiro posted:

That's insulting to the Dallas Cowboys. Jerry Jones WANTS his product to be better, he just doesn't know how to do it.

Vince doesn't give a poo poo about his product because he'll grift money to himself one way or another

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:04

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

I think mjf worms his way into the inner circle and overtakes jericho as leader i just saw it

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:05

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

would you call him Hager the Horrible

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:05

The Last Call: Sep 9, 2011; Rehabilitating sinner

TSN never shows the picture in picture during commercials when it's taped. It's most annoying.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:05

Hirez: Feb 3, 2003; Weber scored 49 points?

and isn't his latest result kneeing a guy in the balls a bunch and some how getting "no contest" so he's still undefeated. I always laugh at Fight Island subtext; Fake Fighting and Pro Wrestling :haw:

Genius whoever wrote that

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:05

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

smikey posted:

Yes, Hager is undefeated fighting tomato cans in MMA, except his last fight against a guy who was also working at a meat packing plant ended in a no contest because Hager kneed him in the balls twice within 2 minutes

edit: Hire Harry Smith ffs and throw Hager out the door, he can't talk, he can't work

he's under an MLW deal

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:05

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 17:37

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

The former world champion being the signal for a piss break is very revolutionary for AEW in that its WWE as hell bad booking.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:05

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