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Bismuth posted:I want to murder the gods and topple their thrones Killing Helios technically solves global warming.
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History Comes Inside! posted:What’s dumb about not wanting someone to accidentally make a baby in space which is probably the most unsafe place I can imagine to have an unexpected baby? 
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When god gives you lemons, you find a new god
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Picnic Princess posted:When god gives you lemons, you find a new god four hundred babies
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Lemons are delicious and versatile, I'd stick with lemon god. There are a lot worse things that a god can give you, like mormons
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Bismuth posted:Lemons are delicious and versatile, I'd stick with lemon god. There are a lot worse things that a god can give you, like mormons If God is a Lemon God, then instead of a celebration of Christ, every December 25th can be a huge, worldwide lemon party.
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Bismuth posted:Lemons are delicious and versatile, I'd stick with lemon god. There are a lot worse things that a god can give you, like mormons
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Flipperwaldt posted:Yeah, mormonade is just gross. They're pretty good for making mormalade though.
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Lime god is the superior god qtiyd
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letthereberock posted:If God is a Lemon God, then instead of a celebration of Christ, every December 25th can be a huge, worldwide lemon party. Are you familiar with a christingle?  It's pretty cool in a "real things that look like poo poo posts" way. But yes every christmas britons up and down the country craft idols from oranges and dolly mixtures and worship them. I also do wish to confirm that the tin foil has no theological significance.
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Bismuth posted:Lemons are delicious and versatile, I'd stick with lemon god. There are a lot worse things that a god can give you, like mormons Our God is an Lemon God He reigns from Citus above With sourness, pith, and rind Our God is an Lemon God repeat x10
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Can't we just make a new god with less baggage? I think there's some space elves that pulled that off and they seem pretty happy with the results.
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OwlFancier posted:Are you familiar with a christingle? What the whole entire gently caress is that
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The picture is clearly labeled?
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Yeah but is it real?
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Agrinja posted:Yeah but is it real? Yes, like I said, every christmas the british fabricate the jesus orange and use it to perform the winter rite with the children.  It is the only way to keep the great dreamer asleep.
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It's pretty obvious what it's for. You force uninterested/atheist kids to go to church holding one of them - said kid then eats the sweets and sets the kid in front of them's hair on fire for which you get a bollocking. It's tradition, innit. Also looks a bit like a holy hand grenade.
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It also functions like one if you throw a picture of it into a group of people who have never seen one before.
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Huh so THAT's a "fruit machine" man pubs are weird
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Yeah, but do you still go out and kill little birds on St Stephen's Day, or did that dry up when it became Boxing Day?
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Yes but you have to punch them to death, that's why it's called boxing day.
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I thought it was the tiny little coffins.
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Len posted:Zero Gizz that's a top-tier username
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Social Media itself is the idiot. https://twitter.com/ayanaeliza/status/1306466438505529344?s=19
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Skwirl posted:Social Media itself is the idiot. Yep I uninstalled the Twitter app to try and avoid these Causes some friction because iOS won’t direct links to Twitterrific but hey
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OwlFancier posted:Yes, like I said, every christmas the british fabricate the jesus orange and use it to perform the winter rite with the children. I went to Christingle last year and the sound of 60 young kids all staring into a candle is loving amazing. Although I question the wisdom of giving kids firey spikey objects on the most exciting night of the year.
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https://twitter.com/NYorNothing/status/1306639210363916290?s=20 (Reacting to taxi drivers protesting for debt relief in new york https://www.forbes.com/sites/jemima...debtors-prison/) I refuse to be part of the same species as these weird cold pod people They aint human, straight up
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it's pride
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Only assholes have pride
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UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:Only assholes have pride My rear end in a top hat only knows shame.
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UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:Only assholes have pride yea there's a reason that's the basic lesson in every religion and every folk tale since humans crawled out of the mud
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Oh yeah well I am proud to eat assholes. Check mate.
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hawowanlawow posted:yea there's a reason that's the basic lesson in every religion and every folk tale since humans crawled out of the mud The great curse of our communal strength as a species is that pride rarely leads to the falls deserved.
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 This person was once in a car with me, pointed at a 7000 foot tall mountain, and asked "So how DID they plant the trees all the way up there?"
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Picnic Princess posted:
Ah, that's simple, they used a salmon gun to shoot squirrels up there armed with acorns.
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is it a gun shaped like a salmon or made out salmon?
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Zetsubou-san posted:is it a gun shaped like a salmon or made out salmon? It's that gun that shoots salmon upstream when they're too lazy to.
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Like so https://tenor.com/view/fish-cannon-salmon-blast-gif-14776759 Elviscat has a new favorite as of 05:13 on Sep 18, 2020 |
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UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:Only assholes have pride Someone more clever than me could make a killer double entendre out of this statement.
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Incelshok Na posted:Someone more clever than me could make a killer double entendre out of this statement. The lion's share of the hunting is done by his pride.
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