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and no, i don't mean like that time those guys cooked and ate an old rear end woolly mammoth. This thread is for having a laugh at the expense of stupid animals that went extinct (probably their own fault). These animals aren't around anymore to defend themselves, so don't hold back! you can either post your own dumb erstwhile organism or lay into someone elses! I'll start: Great Auk this dumbass is a bird that cannot fly, take a minute right now and think about how stupid that is. God: Well Mr. great auk, you've chosen to be large, slow, and unable to fly, also you want to eat lovely sardines and live on cold rear end rocks in the freezing ocean. Can i at least give you some good camouflage as a defense? Great Auk: uuh, make me look like a strung out mime God: ....Alright then ...stupid rear end in a top hat...
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 01:05 |
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Look at this dumb mother fucker. Thinking he’s hot poo poo. Well I bet it got real hot when that meteor hit didn’t it you son of a bitch? gently caress you, I’LL SEE YOU IN HELL
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 01:09 |
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i'm going to make a nice trilobite gumbo
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 01:11 |
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the dodo bird deserved it
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 01:43 |
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"Duhh, how me can go extinct looking like quest item from role-playing game??? Am solid survival stratagee. Will live foravar!"
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 02:04 |
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western black rhino was a cuck
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 02:12 |
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Can we post future ones?
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 02:23 |
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Passenger pigeons: Well we've been flying over mounds of dead pigeons for 15 minutes now and there are constant loud bangs and death-squawks but let's stay the course, strength in numbers. Meanwhile regular pigeons leveraged the same extreme stupidity into such staying power that the last human city will probably have pigeons. So close to greatness, passengers.
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 02:23 |
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I'll take one harambe steak sandwich
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 03:04 |
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Dumbass giant sloths lol
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 03:10 |
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lmao @ the California Condor a million fat america retards destroyed their habitats just lmao boom roasted, just check out the extended mix of 2pacs "California Love" it was all worth it
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 03:15 |
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Look at this dumbfuck who isn't afraid of humans. Killing is like the one thing we're really good at.
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 03:26 |
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free hubcaps posted:no, i don't mean like that time those guys cooked and ate an old rear end woolly mammoth
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 03:29 |
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durrr i'm a mastadon hurrr i hope i don't get poked with a bunch of sticks lol
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 03:29 |
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I'm a Trex look at my tiny arms lmao
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 03:32 |
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Gonna eat that really loving big sloth. Gonna eat it smoked, grilled, poached (gross), sous vide, reverse seared, ground, sausaged, cured, dry aged. Edit: jerky'd, pickled (gross), broth'd
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 03:33 |
I wanted to roast this unagi wanna-be, but apparently this outcome of a drunk orgy of giraffe's and alligator's predecessors is still alive and chilling near Portugal [50 mill years and going]
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 03:35 |
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hurr durr im a helicoprion, im the shittiest shark in history, i got a big fuckin spiral of teef in my jaw like a fuckin dumbass, lmao
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 03:49 |
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Telsa Cola posted:Can we post future ones? I’ve never noticed before that the sketch marks above the hog kinda look like balls on top
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 03:56 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I’ve never noticed before that the sketch marks above the hog kinda look like balls on top That’s why he can’t spread his legs any further. 2nd set of adult balls fall down into the sack after he’s done with his baby balls.
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 04:00 |
ClamdestineBoyster posted:after he’s done with his baby balls. illustrate it
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 04:10 |
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Gomphoteres, nice job looking like a child's drawing of an elephany from memory.
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 04:34 |
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archaeocyatha: the original theatre kids
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 04:48 |
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unlimited shrimp posted:
Excuse me but giant corona balls are very much alive.
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 04:49 |
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yeah and performing for middle school field trips is "acting"
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 04:51 |
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World War Mammories posted:hurr durr im a helicoprion, im the shittiest shark in history, i got a big fuckin spiral of teef in my jaw like a fuckin dumbass, lmao that's just the fossil detectives loving up, no way it really looked like that
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 04:56 |
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Bald dumbass. Buy a hat.
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 04:57 |
come the gently caress on.
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 05:39 |
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Enchiladas de archaeopteryx.
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 05:49 |
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unlimited shrimp posted:
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 06:21 |
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Why did the Laughing Owl cross the road? BECAUSE HE’S A STUPID DEAD rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 06:21 |
Saint Drogo posted:
"Das Ballergesicht", I see
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 06:22 |
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Who’s laughing now?
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 06:24 |
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Premeditated Toast posted:Who’s laughing now? I'm sure many animals were too smug to be left alive. We tend to condemn our ancestors for driving creatures to extinction but this crucial aspect is usually left out of the narrative.
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 06:54 |
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If we're doing soon to be extinct Duurr, I'm a dumb loving panda. I'm huge, but only eat nutritionally worthless bamboo! Duuhhh, I'm to dumb and lazy to even gently caress. Why are you idiot apes trying to save me, just me my kind die out already. If I wasn't so god drat stupid is probably have just offed myself by now
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 07:06 |
lol look at this punk who couldn't even survive even a couple hundred of industrialized pollution river, maybe next time dont evolve a poison guzzling straw for a face
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 07:28 |
instagram: versus reality: you know a species is hosed when the only pictures of it that aren't illustrations or models are pictures of their corpses in fishing nets n poo poo
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 07:33 |
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loving Barbourofelis with its dumb fang sheathe walrus lookin rear end Stupid gently caress needed so much Sagittal crest (that mohawk like ridge of bone at the top of the skull that is used to anchor muscles to the jaw) that he had no room for brains lmao dumb gently caress cat
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 07:52 |
extra row of teeth posted:loving Barbourofelis with its dumb fang sheathe walrus lookin rear end Whoa, that boy' brain is flat, learned something new, unlike the dum dum cat agrielaios fucked around with this message at 10:22 on Sep 18, 2020 |
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 10:19 |
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If the dinosaurs had elon musk the asteroid would never have happened.
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 10:24 |