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OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

A music video about prolapses, apparently.

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Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Lips pout the walls fall out
Red rose grows as the walls unfold
My lapse
Prolapse
https://vimeo.com/292188920

I read the first sentence and some decade dormant cluster of neurons leapt to attention and shoved the entire thing into my mind's ear/eye, video and all

# ? Sep 12, 2020 12:39

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

OwlFancier posted:

A music video about prolapses, apparently.

# ? Sep 12, 2020 13:10

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Click the link you cowards!!

(Don't click the link)

# ? Sep 12, 2020 14:17

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Always click the link.

# ? Sep 12, 2020 18:10

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

I clicked the link it was not a good time let me tell you

# ? Sep 12, 2020 20:14

HerStuddMuffin: Aug 10, 2014; YOSPOS

It�s a music video. I�m not going to describe it beyond a rapid succession of images and short clips around a number of themes, each one in poorer taste than the last. The richness of your life will not be diminished if you never click that link. It does fit in this thread, since it was designed to not technically show anything NSFW, but in a �I�m not touching you� sort of way.

# ? Sep 13, 2020 07:42

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

HerStuddMuffin posted:

It�s a music video. I�m not going to describe it beyond a rapid succession of images and short clips around a number of themes, each one in poorer taste than the last. The richness of your life will not be diminished if you never click that link. It does fit in this thread, since it was designed to not technically show anything NSFW, but in a �I�m not touching you� sort of way.

You might say ... <dons sunglasses> ... it was a pro lapse of taste. <dons second pair of sunglasses, plays The Who>

# ? Sep 13, 2020 12:56

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

Thank you all for revealing what the video actually was, I have now clicked it and am disgusted.

# ? Sep 13, 2020 14:35

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Thank you all for revealing what the video actually was, I have now clicked it and am disgusted.

Yeah I was also disgusted when I first saw it, which is why I share it with other goons every chance I get. :v:

YOU'RE WELCOME

# ? Sep 13, 2020 15:05

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Sep 13, 2020 19:26

madeintaipei: Jul 13, 2012

Cartoon Man posted:

*scan sound*
bizmuth dickuth
Sentinels: Do you think that rithabel?!

# ? Sep 13, 2020 19:33

CelticPredator: Oct 11, 2013; 🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Lips pout the walls fall out
Red rose grows as the walls unfold
My lapse
Prolapse
https://vimeo.com/292188920

Stuck in my head again, thanks

# ? Sep 13, 2020 19:46

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/Z5d9xIh.gifv
Snarf Snarffff

# ? Sep 14, 2020 00:21

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Death by Snarf Snarffff

# ? Sep 14, 2020 00:30

GreenMetalSun: Oct 12, 2012

From a textbook, I guess?

# ? Sep 14, 2020 05:54

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Mike Pence has joined the chat

# ? Sep 14, 2020 06:00

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Cartoon Man posted:

Units received, indeed

# ? Sep 14, 2020 09:52

Mr. Sunshine: May 15, 2008; This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt); Fun Shoe

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Click the link you cowards!!

(Don't click the link)

I clicked the link.

I am not the same man I was five minutes ago.

# ? Sep 14, 2020 22:07

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Snowy has a new favorite as of 19:44 on Sep 15, 2020

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Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

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Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Sep 16, 2020 15:54

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

The Bloop posted:

That is the dickbuttest thing that's ever naturally occurred

Cartoon Man posted:

A new challenger appears!

# ? Sep 16, 2020 16:15

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Sep 17, 2020 22:09

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Nice stems.

# ? Sep 18, 2020 00:31

WITCHCRAFT: Aug 28, 2007; Berries That Burn

Cartoon Man posted:

According to the legend, when the root is dug up, it screams and kills all who hear it. Literature includes complex directions for harvesting a mandrake root in relative safety. For example, Josephus (circa 37�100 AD) of Jerusalem gives the following directions for pulling it up:

A furrow must be dug around the root until its lower part is exposed, then a dog is tied to it, after which the person tying the dog must get away. The dog then endeavours to follow him, and so easily pulls up the root, but dies suddenly instead of his master. After this, the root can be handled without fear.[9]

Excerpt from Chapter XVI, "Witchcraft and Spells", of Transcendental Magic: Its Doctrine and Ritual by nineteenth-century occultist and ceremonial magician Eliphas Levi.

The following is taken from Jean-Baptiste Pitois' The History and Practice of Magic:

Would you like to make a Mandragora, as powerful as the homunculus (little man in a bottle) so praised by Paracelsus? Then find a root of the plant called bryony. Take it out of the ground on a Monday (the day of the moon), a little time after the vernal equinox. Cut off the ends of the root and bury it at night in some country churchyard in a dead man's grave. For 30 days, water it with cow's milk in which three bats have been drowned. When the 31st day arrives, take out the root in the middle of the night and dry it in an oven heated with branches of verbena; then wrap it up in a piece of a dead man's winding-sheet and carry it with you everywhere.[10]

In Medieval times, mandrake was considered a key ingredient in a multitude of witches' flying ointment recipes as well as a primary component of magical potions and brews.[11] These were entheogenic preparations used in European witchcraft for their mind-altering and hallucinogenic effects.[12] Starting in the Late Middle Ages and thereafter, some believed that witches applied these ointments or ingested these potions to help them fly to gatherings with other witches, meet with the Devil, or to experience bacchanalian carousal.[13][14]

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Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

stupid sexy flora

# ? Sep 18, 2020 05:02

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

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Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Cartoon Man posted:

I can eat a peach for hours.

# ? Sep 18, 2020 12:40

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

That one looks a little, uh, full

# ? Sep 18, 2020 12:57

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

That fruit ain't right

# ? Sep 18, 2020 13:06

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Just drove past a billboard for this place and did a doubletake. Thanks, internet.

# ? Sep 18, 2020 13:54

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Sep 18, 2020 15:02

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Cartoon Man posted:

I don't like what you're doing here. I feel like I don't have a lot of outs.

# ? Sep 18, 2020 19:42

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

Snowy posted:

Just drove past a billboard for this place and did a doubletake. Thanks, internet.

Cartoon Man posted:

Paladinus posted:

I can eat a peach for hours.

I hate this lock-down... * sigh *

# ? Sep 19, 2020 06:25

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Cable Guy posted:

Race play is sex/porn with racist themes. I can�t believe they haven�t googled race play at some point and seen what�s sharing a name with them.

# ? Sep 19, 2020 06:36

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Sep 20, 2020 00:29

Abugadu: Jul 12, 2004; 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Cartoon Man posted:

Would.

# ? Sep 20, 2020 00:35

Tall Tale Teller: May 20, 2003; Grave? Shovel! Let's go.

bony tony posted:

I don't like what you're doing here. I feel like I don't have a lot of outs.

Something about that little fruit really touched at the sex receptacle in my brain.

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