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Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
I think his truck is a little out of tune.

Knormal posted:

I really hope it's wired so every time you press the horn even for a second it plays through the entire routine and can't be stopped.
I’m laughing my rear end off at the thought of the driver giving a frustrated little toot in traffic right before hitting a long red light and being stuck sitting on the bumper of the guy he honked at while the truck plays on.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://i.imgur.com/qJaZjQU.mp4

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

That's an impressive rack.

GlobglogGroAbgalab
Jul 25, 2016

It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.
Synthol injections are the epitome of aug



Which makes them low-hanging fruit, I know, but I am ok with that

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.
It... took me a while to realize what was so AUG with that and synthol adjacent

:some horror emote:

e: oh god I just noticed the locks and dogbone puppy tags

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Watermelon Daiquiri posted:

It... took me a while to realize what was so AUG with that and synthol adjacent

:some horror emote:

yeah read up on these guys, the one at the bottom left died because of the injections, the guy in the middle was this evil dom dude who drove these guys to gently caress their own health up and was super arrogant after the guy died, a complete sociopath. It's sad.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

RobrtDwnsySyndrome posted:

Synthol injections are the epitome of aug



Which makes them low-hanging fruit, I know, but I am ok with that

Something is hanging low, that's for sure.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

RobrtDwnsySyndrome posted:




low-hanging fruit

:eyepop:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Awkward!
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/701265871317762110/756187003258667038/zxvdldr6fpn51.mp4

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
That is some on-topic content. Nice work.
:suicide:

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!



Incredible

Lakedaimon
Jan 11, 2007

LifeSunDeath posted:

I've read all of the idiots in the military thread and those stories about paying guys very small sums of money to drink old soda bottles full of spit/dip, still haunt me.


There was a guy in my workplace - former Navy - who took a bite out of a urinal mint for a $10 bet at a retirement party.

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

Lakedaimon posted:

There was a guy in my workplace - former Navy - who took a bite out of a urinal mint for a $10 bet at a retirement party.

Fresh or used?

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Enquiring minds want to know!

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Lakedaimon posted:

There was a guy in my workplace - former Navy - who took a bite out of a urinal mint for a $10 bet at a retirement party.

This reminds me of a prank we did in High School.

We superglued a 1 dollar coin to the floor of the urinal, and one guy spent the majority of a lunchtime fishing about in the pissy water failing to pick up the coin and getting progressively pissier just for a single coin.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
When I worked at a gas station I used to tear the corner off a $20 bill and then glue it under the mat in front of the register. Hearing that mat hit the ground or slide off the counter as soon as they thought I looked away never got old.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


RobrtDwnsySyndrome posted:

Synthol injections are the epitome of aug



Which makes them low-hanging fruit, I know, but I am ok with that

There was a documentary probably from Vice detailing the life of some dude that pumped his dick to proportions that he couldn't actually gently caress with it. He was lamenting all the twinks he saw but couldn't gently caress. Yadda yadda yadda his dates with normal size dicks would gently caress his pee hole.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Humphreys posted:

There was a documentary probably from Vice detailing the life of some dude that pumped his dick to proportions that he couldn't actually gently caress with it. He was lamenting all the twinks he saw but couldn't gently caress. Yadda yadda yadda his dates with normal size dicks would gently caress his pee hole.

https://video.vice.com/en_nz/video/monster-meat-germany-penis-enlargement/56098bc996b483e0787868c5

his daily wear is like hammer pants, looks loving dreadful carrying around all that weight:

LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 12:47 on Sep 18, 2020

Sloth Life
Nov 15, 2014

Built for comfort and speed!
Fallen Rib
Stuck a pin in it, will it burst?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Sloth Life posted:

Stuck a pin in it, will it burst?

No, it's all scar tissue now, it actually might rot off is what the MD in the video said.

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth

LifeSunDeath posted:

No, it's all scar tissue now, it actually might rot off is what the MD in the video said.



Where are the caps?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If you cap it off the whole room might smell less like piss.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
The combo of vinegary hot sauce on the table and the open piss jugs, the room must smell like hell.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Especially as some of them are in front of the space heater.

Hot piss smell.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

LifeSunDeath posted:

No, it's all scar tissue now, it actually might rot off is what the MD in the video said.



I dislike humans

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


Unfortunately they are both britain, and the top one is more AUG.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012



mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008


You can't fool me! Between the Slavsquats and the Adidas trackpants, the bottom one is probably Russia!

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

those are distinctly British dirty soot covered bricks

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
There's also a wheelie bin, russians just bury their trash in the snow.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

mercenarynuker posted:

You can't fool me! Between the Slavsquats and the Adidas trackpants, the bottom one is probably Russia!

Heels to the ground, he's sound. Heels to the sky, he's a spy.

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




My first thought when seeing those was "at least they're dolls and not real people" and now I'm sad

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I will venture that the street squatters have probably never played soggy biscuit, unlike the people in the top image.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Guy shopping for his wife:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

What's the AUG part?

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

LifeSunDeath posted:

No, it's all scar tissue now, it actually might rot off is what the MD in the video said.



tag yourself

I'm the circle swirly sketch laying on the table that might be an attempt at drawing something

Edit:

What's the big thing in the top left corner? At a glance I thought it was a TV but it kinda looks like a suitcase. Is it a server of some sort?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

OwlFancier posted:

What's the AUG part?

His wife is a realdoll in a wheelchair.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Oh. I didn't realise that wasn't a real person...

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