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To get us started here is a few types ripped straight from wikipedia but I think we can be more creative... Andabata A "blindfolded gladiator", or a "gladiator who fought blind". Dimachaerus The dimachaerus (Greek διμάχαιρος, "bearing two knives") used a sword in each hand. Laquearius The laquearius was a kind of retiarius who tried to catch his adversaries with a lasso (YEEEEEEEHAAAAWWW) Fyadius The Fyadius would attempt to shitpost the opponent to death , would occasionally blip out of assistance and back in depending on the state of the lowtaxius Sagittarius The sagittarius was a mounted archer, armed with a reflex bow capable of propelling an arrow a great distance. Scissor The scissor (plural scissores) used a special short sword with two blades that looked like a pair of open scissors without a hinge. Gurfonix The Gurf would gently caress off gurf Venator The venator ("hunter") specialized in wild animal hunts instead of fighting them as the bestiarii did. As well as hunting they also performed tricks with animals such as putting an arm in a lion's mouth, riding a camel while leading lions on a leash, and making an elephant walk a tightrope.Technically they were not gladiators. Uni-piedro the one legged gladiator, well known to be a joke and widely considered ineffective. helicocktorron Records suggest this was the first recorded case of human powered flight. Their spiral shaped penis would be would up prior to the bout and then would enable the helikoktorron to flit around the Colosseum in short hops Jestery fucked around with this message at 11:14 on Sep 18, 2020 |
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Gymnophobist: These gladiators cultivated hideous but highly tanned maked bodies and repelled other gladiators by insisting that they would feel much less ashamed of their bodies if they fought in the nude. Jockarius: The Jockarius' methods are shadowed by time but historians believe that they walked around the changing room coercing opponents into throwing fights by indiscriminate use of the towel whip.
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A Bonus : He has boners. He's a Boner Gladiator.
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Lowtaxator - decreased agility due to his back thing. - combat bonus against female gladiators - does funny lets plays
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Inkfish posted:Lowtaxator They're typically outclassed by German gladiators.
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Flatulatrix - uses a protective miasma as both a defensive shield as well as a potent chemical attack
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Super Ma- oh god drat it Sonic the Hedgehof
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"The Goon" - Repels opposing gladiators and lowers their morale due to his non-existent hygiene and grooming standards - Bombards enemies with encyclopedic knowledge of anime and video games, until the opponent is dazed and disoriented enough to make it safe to strike - Severely overweight, making it nearly impossible to reach his vital organs, but also limiting his mobility Inkfish posted:Lowtaxator Funny? This is a historical myth, no such Lowtaxator ever existed
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Steve - he has a fishing rod with a spike on the base. Stilticus maximus - fights on stilts, usually with a spear. Glad he ate her - a cannibal gladiator.
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Dadicus - Turns down the thermostat until enemies are freezing, he himself is impervious - Grills opponents with expert precision - His jokes make enemies cringe and roll their eyes, lowering their Reflex defense
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not to be confused with the Dadgayicus who gets all hosed up on opium and crashes his chariots into his opponents
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Groverator. Lures his opponent into a shoddily-made domicile where various construction and occupational safety hazards await.
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the Doobius Maximus : this gladiator's armor was extremely dull and thick, but it was fitted with large vents that allowed it to breathe and not just plum give out. The Doobius Maximus fought with a short double-sided club with a comically undersized handle. Although initially incredibly popular, people eventually realized how lame it was, and any event featuring them would be condemned to damnatio memoriae Excelzior fucked around with this message at 15:29 on Sep 18, 2020 |
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Eximia Porcus: That Pig with the huge balls, enters battle on a chariot driven by a happy Chinese man.
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SpinnBotaCus - With a giant rotating cooking pan atop his head, this gladiator spins rapidly to deflect blows and return an attack's kinetic force to his opponent
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PARATHRESE- Mediocre at cards and real stinker. Weapon: throwing rectangles sharpened to a knife's edge. Special Skills: Can finish any man with footsie alone.
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Biggus Dickus - He has a big sword
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Jasus Christ posted:Eximia Porcus: That Pig with the huge balls, enters battle on a chariot driven by a happy Chinese man. Excuse me, they belong in the circus maximus
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Dildo Jones
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Thanatos Gravestorm, halfling fishmonger
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Darren, he just hangs out and chills and poo poo. Smokes mad reefer and whatnot.
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Sonix - Gotta Go Fast
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Big Beef City posted:Sonix - Gotta Go Fast lol And he's a captured Gallic villager
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Tormpus: poo poo he pants but it actually drains the coliseum
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Korthal posted:Excuse me, they belong in the circus maximus Dang, ok what if it's a transformer, and the gladiator is the humanoid state of transformation. Balls on the chest, or dangling from each elbow.
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A noble wandering ronin with a sweet ninja sword
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THRUNG - huge balls. his only armor is on his balls. his weapon is a tiny net.
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imo in the film Gladiator they killed off that one the german guy too early. The burly guy with the big rock on a stick. He and his rock should've had their day in the arena.
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The Sadiator- This demoralizing gently caress goes around telling people how wrong it is to kill and there's no honor in slaying for the pleasures of the masses. gently caress this guy!
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Madiator- Angry, violent psychotic killer. This is the one you want on your side, as long as you always make sure you're behind him at all times and he never sees you because if he does, you're dead!
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Plaidiator- Usually dies first because of his ensemble choice. The colors are ridiculous!
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Nadiator- Fights dirty, goes for the balls every loving time. God drat this guy!
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Gludius Incontinitial was a Tarsus fight man with three fists. Legend tells he once got so mad and drunk he drove his chariot to mount Olympus and punched zeus right in the dick.
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Soul reaver
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:The Sadiator- This demoralizing gently caress goes around telling people how wrong it is to kill and there's no honor in slaying for the pleasures of the masses. The Badiator - Extremely incompetent buffoon gladiator who still makes it to a ripe old age since gladiator fights were much less deadly than how they're represented in contemporary popular media.
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