just got my first wireless gloryhole installed

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Khanstant

know i'm a few years late to the party but excited to see what everyone's been raving about

# ? Sep 16, 2020 20:00

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 20:34

nut

ah poo poo this one is multiplayer

# ? Sep 16, 2020 21:04

nut

1 man 2 controllers wireless gloryhole speed run at AGDQ

# ? Sep 16, 2020 21:05

Prof. Crocodile

feverishly flipping through the instruction manual, looking for instructions on how to pair my wireless gloryhole with my dick sucking trolley robot

# ? Sep 16, 2020 22:41

Macnult

thanks to digital edging i�ll never complain about lag again

# ? Sep 16, 2020 22:48

Khanstant

keep getting a popup saying my connection is unsafe, this sucks

# ? Sep 17, 2020 02:44

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Khanstant posted:

keep getting a popup saying my connection is unsafe, this sucks

better invest in a VPN

(virtual prophylactic network)

# ? Sep 17, 2020 03:07

FutonForensic

the wireless gloryhole, or "smarthole,"

# ? Sep 17, 2020 03:15

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# ? Sep 17, 2020 03:15

nut

tool assisted speedrun

# ? Sep 17, 2020 03:36

Macnult

FutonForensic posted:

the wireless gloryhole, or "smarthole,"

# ? Sep 17, 2020 03:42

Khanstant

jfc thing should have come with protective goggles -- do NOT stare directly into the hole up close

# ? Sep 17, 2020 04:06

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# ? Sep 17, 2020 04:15

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# ? Sep 17, 2020 14:44

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nut posted:

tool assisted speedrun

I'm pretty sure I can beat all you guys on a speedrun.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 15:43

Khanstant

kind of an embarrassing question but what am i supposed to do with my hands when the thing is on ?

# ? Sep 18, 2020 07:13

FutonForensic

Khanstant posted:

kind of an embarrassing question but what am i supposed to do with my hands when the thing is on ?

Great question. The Wireless Gloryhole gives you all the time and free hands you need to:

Catch up on work emails
Have a Cold One while watching the Big Game
Clap
Pretend you know sign language
Clap

# ? Sep 18, 2020 12:43

nut

you didn't get the controllers?

# ? Sep 18, 2020 13:01

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

I called my wife "my wireless gloryhole" and now Im sleeping on my parents couch.

One time I had a teacher who said he didn't need porn because he has his own personal porn machine at home. This was in reference to his wife. I feel like he meant well, but woo, that's some poor optics.

# ? Sep 18, 2020 15:54