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frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1307030660390027264?s=19
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1307030664798240770?s=19

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Lmao

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

apparently this was about some EA executive because they make violent games

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Still right about the jobs though

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009


"im playing for your guns" lmao what a loving ghoul

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

quote:

Voting starts in Virginia TODAY, and we are going to WIN. You have a crazy Governor who wants to take away your guns, which he will do without me in office. He is in favor of executing babies after birth - this isn’t late-term abortion, this is a step way beyond!

o_o

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Baby executions???? Lmao what???

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

I can think of a few babies after birth that I wouldn't mind executed

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

:yooge: EXECUTING babies AFTER BIRTH, like a DOG

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Pick posted:

Baby executions???? Lmao what???

did you not hear about the baby guillotines

grandma why
Sep 24, 2010

terrible

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

if genies were real and i had three wishes one of them would be to spend an hour kicking donald trump in the balls

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Legit question, does Trump actually believe he's going to ADD states that he lost in 2016? :psyduck:

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
There was an SNL skit I haven't seen in many moons with Will Ferrell and Cuba Gooding Jr with Will playing the role of Jesus for a TV show they were recording. They were just making up lines for the show and, at one point, Ferrell's "Jesus" character said something like "Yeah... yeah, I can fly. And I have heat-vision."

That's Donald Trump. He just makes up idiotic, wild nonsense as if it's fact. Yeah post-birth baby executions unless we vote for you. Sure, dude. Sure.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Democrats murdering those poor liddle’ babies fresh out of the womb instead of letting them die slowly as per the GOP method.

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
I've never heard someone sound so depressed when lying and bragging about their achievements.

edit: He's probably just bored.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Executing babies after birth, jesus loving christ

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:

Legit question, does Trump actually believe he's going to ADD states that he lost in 2016? :psyduck:

Yes. Late last year, Parscale was talking about Oregon and Minnesota being in play. Which makes all the unmarked federal gestapo squad in Portland stuff extra frightening.

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
Now he's bragging about the Puerto Rico response.

Now he's blaming Joe Biden for devastating Puerto Rico.

mekyabetsu
Dec 17, 2018

Jose posted:

apparently this was about some EA executive because they make violent games

It's about time a politician addressed the issue of violent video games and put those computer touchers in their place!

Mrs. Sexual
Feb 3, 2020
Twitter will surely flag that

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/THEHermanCain/status/1307017174188351488?s=19

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
Joe Biden is responsible for our shortage of medical supplies ~ Two Scoops, One Trump

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

I never thought trump was a huge fan of ska but here we are. This is MADNESS!

https://youtu.be/SOJSM46nWwo

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Wow sounds like President Biden really hosed up the response to hurricane maria

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

free hubcaps posted:

"im playing for your guns" lmao what a loving ghoul

"What's that thing that these Jesus people do to make...what's his face...God, make things happen again? Oh yeah, got it!" - Donald J. Trump, Christian

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

LordSloth posted:

Now he's bragging about the Puerto Rico response.

Now he's blaming Joe Biden for devastating Puerto Rico.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump...03%2Fframe.html

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump...03%2Fframe.html

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
It'll be mandatory to murder all Christian babies, the sun will be banned, eating will become a felony, all public water will be replaced with sulfuric acid, murdering white people becomes a legal televised sport, and God will be killed. YOU HAPPY NOW, DEMOCRAT VOTERS?!

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


gently caress me he's bringing up the reactionary lying about palliative care for terminal infants.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

The future is coming true.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-09gNDsPzQ

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:

Legit question, does Trump actually believe he's going to ADD states that he lost in 2016? :psyduck:

He believes he'll cheat another win.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Look it's really simple. They take your guns and use them to shoot the babies. What, do you want them to raises taxes to pay for all the baby firing squads?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1306990740904521730?s=20

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Catastrophe posted:

It'll be mandatory to murder all Christian babies, the sun will be banned, eating will become a felony, all public water will be replaced with sulfuric acid, murdering white people becomes a legal televised sport, and God will be killed. YOU HAPPY NOW, DEMOCRAT VOTERS?!

finally

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
How did no one post this follow up

https://twitter.com/LindseyGrahamSC/status/1305613733692047362?s=19

https://twitter.com/harrisonjaime/status/1305967288311582721?s=19

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
so what I want to know about this baby executing business - is there a jury involved?
An execution squad? What are the methods? Do we get to use the bodies?

Is there a jobs site on this yet? I need a new career.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

TotalLossBrain posted:

so what I want to know about this baby executing business - is there a jury involved?
An execution squad? What are the methods? Do we get to use the bodies?

Is there a jobs site on this yet? I need a new career.

Remember that thread about the guy who became a lifeguard in Iraq because somebody posted a funny list about all the job openings

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Catastrophe posted:

It'll be mandatory to murder all Christian babies, the sun will be banned, eating will become a felony, all public water will be replaced with sulfuric acid, murdering white people becomes a legal televised sport, and God will be killed. YOU HAPPY NOW, DEMOCRAT VOTERS?!

Well at least Republicans managed to achieve some of their goals after all

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

TotalLossBrain posted:

so what I want to know about this baby executing business - is there a jury involved?
An execution squad? What are the methods? Do we get to use the bodies?

Is there a jobs site on this yet? I need a new career.

The baby pops out and flies directly into a homogenizer. Very efficient and no mess!

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