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diogenes jerking off to fat rear end anime babes on the pantheon steps
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Sep 17, 2020 04:20
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- Adbot
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- Khanstant
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i solved the trolley problem the first time i heard of it
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Sep 17, 2020 05:49
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- The Voice of Labor
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quote:This is the right way for you, my lad, and if you do what I say
you'll be eternally blessed
with a strapping body, a gleaming complexion,
huge shoulders, a tiny little tongue,
big buttocks, and a small cock.
the writers of comedic plays however...
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Sep 17, 2020 05:58
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- Sally
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Don't post Small Dash!
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i solved the trolley problem the first time i heard of it
but seriously if Phillipa Foot loves virtue ethics so much why doesn't marry them?
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Sep 17, 2020 06:35
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- nut
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me, at the mouth of the cave:
Plato: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Sep 17, 2020 08:45
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- Finger Prince
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True fact: Descartes originally was going to go with "I am, therefore I am", but after workshopping it with the marketing committee, changed it to "I think, therefore I am" after that phrase was found to be more impactful with the key 18-25 demographic.
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Sep 17, 2020 13:54
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- Macnult
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what’s that? you’re feeling nauseous?
awwwe is wittle baby bulgy eyes wealizing dey have to find their own life meaning? 🥺
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Sep 17, 2020 16:02
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- Macnult
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“hell is other people”
we get it dude like spare us the walls of text about how ‘introverted’ are or w/e
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Sep 17, 2020 16:03
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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“hell is other people”
we get it dude like spare us the walls of text about how ‘introverted’ are or w/e
lmao
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Sep 17, 2020 17:02
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- oscarthewilde
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I would often go there
To the tiny church there
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gottfried leibniz: The Monad, of which we shall here speak, is nothing but a simple substance, which enters into compounds. By ‘simple’ is meant ‘without parts, And there must be simple substances, since there are compounds; for a compound is nothing but a collection or aggregatum of simple things' etc.
beavis and butthead: heheheheh monad hehehehe
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Sep 17, 2020 21:11
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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Nietzsche getting syphilis but still dying a virgin is the ultimate self-own
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Sep 17, 2020 21:57
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- FutonForensic
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Nietzsche getting syphilis but still dying a virgin is the ultimate self-own
lmao
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Sep 17, 2020 22:46
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- google THIS
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Nietzsche's mom: For the last time, young man, it's an Abyss. It doesn't even have eyes. Go back to bed.
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Sep 18, 2020 00:58
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- nut
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god is dead? ya he prob offed himself after having to listen to you for real blah blah blah blah blah blah
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Sep 18, 2020 01:01
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- pixaal
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All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.
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I am the first person to ask the biggest question of all. Why butts?
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Sep 18, 2020 01:11
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- Khanstant
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i dont know this for a fact but i just loving get the feeling that the word "hypocrite" was derived from some robe wearing greco-roman fuckwit with some really goofy on-the-nose rear end name with all the subtlety of a latin Hideo Kojima like Hypocrates and let me guess he had some philosophy about how triangles are in your brain and thats what causes brain disease or people to be disingenuous assholes and he's like let me drain the bad triangles out of your brain dude but the guys like no you let me do it first but he's too ascared so everyone just starts using his name as a derogatory and then a thousand years later it just means hypocrite
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Sep 18, 2020 01:28
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Greek guy: check out this triangle math i figured out
Me: wow drat that's genuinely amazing
Greek guy: i even correctly worked out the diameter of the earth with it
Me: holy crap that's impressive
Greek guy: the triangles are in your brain too i can get them out
Me: um
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Sep 18, 2020 02:28
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- Macnult
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Greek guy: check out this triangle math i figured out
Me: wow drat that's genuinely amazing
Greek guy: i even correctly worked out the diameter of the earth with it
Me: holy crap that's impressive
Greek guy: the triangles are in your brain too i can get them out
Me: um
lol
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Sep 18, 2020 02:30
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- google THIS
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl4VD8uvgec
Cheesy joke or a scathingly accurate critique? I'll leave that question to the philosophers, because it'll be hilarious to watch them feebly attempt to come up with a concise answer to a simple binary question without launching into a barely coherent treatise
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Sep 18, 2020 02:34
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- Sally
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Don't post Small Dash!
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Greek guy: check out this triangle math i figured out
Me: wow drat that's genuinely amazing
Greek guy: i even correctly worked out the diameter of the earth with it
Me: holy crap that's impressive
Greek guy: the triangles are in your brain too i can get them out
Me: um
lmao
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Sep 18, 2020 04:06
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- Prof. Crocodile
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john rawls: hey look i drew a graph about justice between the most advantaged and least advantaged
me: big deal you fucken nerd, i can draw a graph too. check it out:
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Sep 18, 2020 04:32
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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philosophy is what happens when a dungeon master gets stoned
crimes
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Sep 18, 2020 04:59
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- Khanstant
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Greek guy: check out this triangle math i figured out
Me: wow drat that's genuinely amazing
Greek guy: i even correctly worked out the diameter of the earth with it
Me: holy crap that's impressive
Greek guy: the triangles are in your brain too i can get them out
Me: um
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Sep 18, 2020 06:15
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- Macnult
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john rawls: hey look i drew a graph about justice between the most advantaged and least advantaged
me: big deal you fucken nerd, i can draw a graph too. check it out:
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Sep 18, 2020 07:07
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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"i think therefore i am"
no poo poo idiot lmao
"i think you're a BITCH therefore you are!"
bunch of french men in wigs and dresses say "OOOOOO-OOOOOHH!"
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Sep 18, 2020 17:23
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- nut
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"i think you're a BITCH therefore you are!"
bunch of french men in wigs and dresses say "OOOOOO-OOOOOHH!"
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Sep 18, 2020 17:48
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- Macnult
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"i think you're a BITCH therefore you are!"
bunch of french men in wigs and dresses say "OOOOOO-OOOOOHH!"
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Sep 18, 2020 17:53
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- Macnult
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lmao at this whole thread
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Sep 18, 2020 17:54
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- google THIS
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"i think you're a BITCH therefore you are!"
bunch of french men in wigs and dresses say "OOOOOO-OOOOOHH!"
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Sep 18, 2020 18:23
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- Khanstant
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imagine being the dingus to invent utilitarianism but not coming up with an agreeable system to assign points by
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Sep 18, 2020 22:31
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- oliwan
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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foucault? more like fouc auff
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Sep 18, 2020 22:56
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- Adbot
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Apr 25, 2024 23:10
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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hey Socrates, how about you suckondeez lmao
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Sep 18, 2020 23:21
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