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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

nooneofconsequence posted:

You just know they're waiting until next month to pass something so people don't forget before voting. the cool thing is people are loving dumb and it might work

https://twitter.com/tripgabriel/status/1307061717617094657?s=20

Didn't W send out stimulus checks?

Yes actually, in 2008 and 2009. Crazy how dysfunctional we've come in 11 years.

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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

nooneofconsequence posted:

You just know they're waiting until next month to pass something so people don't forget before voting. the cool thing is people are loving dumb and it might work

https://twitter.com/tripgabriel/status/1307061717617094657?s=20

lmao

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Stoatbringer posted:

My face is all lit up
My face is all lit up
If they find me racing white horses
They'll not take me for a buoy
Let me be weak, let me sleep and dream of sheep

For some reason I always thought it was "My face is all the time" and "they'll not take my for a boy"

thanks!!

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Oscar Wild posted:

Didn't W send out stimulus checks?

Yes actually, in 2008 and 2009. Crazy how dysfunctional we've come in 11 years.

Actually 2000, ‘cuz there was a one year budget surplus and that was “your money,” never mind the giant mountain of debt (seriously, how would we as a country ever pay off debt without year-to-year surpluses?), and then again in 2008 ‘cuz the economy was doing so poorly.

Fiscal conservatism: economy good? Tax cuts. Economy bad? Tax cuts.

At the time we learned that sending checks is stupidly expensive, so of course that’s what Trump did.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014



President Deals!

mekyabetsu
Dec 17, 2018

Pick posted:

It sounds pleasant

After this shitshow, a president that just naps all day would be wonderful.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Truno needs to start signing cool executive orders, not the bitch rear end ones he's been doing for 4 years. Legalize weed. Eliminate student debt. Let's go.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

nooneofconsequence posted:

You just know they're waiting until next month to pass something so people don't forget before voting. the cool thing is people are loving dumb and it might work

https://twitter.com/tripgabriel/status/1307061717617094657?s=20

wait, does this quoted person think that trump wrote those checks personally, like out of his own money and bank account

lol

kru
Oct 5, 2003

Vim Fuego posted:

Satire, much like Herman Cain, is DEAD

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

wait, does this quoted person think that trump wrote those checks personally, like out of his own money and bank account

lol

Pretty much, yes.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

nooneofconsequence posted:

Truno needs to start signing cool executive orders, not the bitch rear end ones he's been doing for 4 years. Legalize weed. Eliminate student debt. Let's go.

He's not trying to win you over. He's still jacking off the Nazis.


Also, lol you think he knows how to do ANYTHING right? I'm convinced he only has kids because his wives spit the cum out of their mouths and self-inseminated.

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
2020:
https://twitter.com/rightwingwatch/status/1306958041062006785?s=21

2019:
Sheila Zilinsky Calls on God to Unleash Billions of ‘Mighty Warrior Angels’ to Protect Trump From
How’d that turn out? Apparently God is a loser and sucker. Won that war about as well as Vietnam, and now held hostage by Joseph Be Hiden

Just three days ago she was asking Trump for an ETA on arresting Hillary.

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

Trump is the end result of the Peter Principle having filthy depraved anal sex with White Privilege. He is the literal embodiment of that dumb joke, "Yo momma is so stupid she jumped out the window and fell up!"

and lol he's president

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

You're dead! Trump killed you! You're dead!*

(*imagine this is said by Emil from Robocop)

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
Imagine going to vote for the leader of your country and thinking, yes Trump is the best choice lmao this is the majority of Americans. What a (literal) dumb country

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Groovelord Neato posted:

President Deals!

It's almost like Trump is just...



Someone who pitches an idea that...



Maybe Trump and his cronies need some introspection. Maybe they'll tell themselves...

Tingfinder
Oct 21, 2013

priznat posted:

Lmao amazing

Are they that useless at sculpting or is this a masterful burn

I think they're just really bad, conservatives are not known for their artistic ability

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Do it ironically posted:

Imagine going to vote for the leader of your country and thinking, yes Trump is the best choice lmao this is the majority of Americans. What a (literal) dumb country
It's not a majority though. It's not even a plurality. But republicans figured out if they dispersed enough low info racists in the right spots around the country and disenfranchised enough people our stupid electoral system allows the minority to control the government

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
Cool cool we're just setting up a new Hitler Youth brainwashing system for kids now

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...urce=reddit.com

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Catastrophe posted:

Cool cool we're just setting up a new Hitler Youth brainwashing system for kids now

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...urce=reddit.com

You can't teach patriotism. You teach nationalism. Teaching American mythology will make fascists and nationalists. They know what they're doing.

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.
https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1306031952688865280

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014



I didn't know they still sold Power Wheels.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
Guns, trucks, and cowboy hats used as pathetic stand-ins for the masculinity they wished they had but never will

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012
Imagine if you will, Donald J. Trump was elected as president of the United States.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002


If you call A Jewish person a k---, that's okay, but if you call THE Jewish people k---s, that is not okay! I am not racist, and my comments on the use of racial slurs seems to explain that.

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1307092420962799616?s=19
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1307092428097191939?s=19

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1307091595263700992?s=19
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1307091601790046217?s=19

Please tell me Trump is going to make republicans side with labor unions

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman
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Lol, smol ben’s chair is either an inch or two taller or 2 feet closer to the camera than the others

e- wrong post quote

armchairyoda fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Sep 19, 2020

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.




He likes that hat because when he pairs it with these boots they'll let him ride rollercoasters.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

https://twitter.com/charlesbethea/status/1306997119157444610?s=19

https://twitter.com/charlesbethea/status/1306999490176602113?s=19

Bonus:
https://twitter.com/j_helfrich_/status/1307008299460685828?s=19

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

Virginia Slams posted:

Imagine if you will, Donald J. Trump was elected as president of the United States.

Surely you jest

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1306949898953207809?s=19

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
god cops are such fragile babyback bitches

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Wearing two shirts to own the libs

https://mobile.twitter.com/briangaar/status/1307088216219168769

Edit: I guess you could say the feds really collared him

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Quote-Unquote posted:

Wearing two shirts to own the libs

https://mobile.twitter.com/briangaar/status/1307088216219168769

Edit: I guess you could say the feds really collared him

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).


https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/18/politics/michael-caputo-emails/index.html

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).


https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/09/jared-kushner-let-the-markets-decide-covid-19-fate

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/nprpolitics/status/1307099466449776640
fuuuuuck

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Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Whelp

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