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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > The saucy grandma
 
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Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
Everytime you invite your friends over the saucy grandma rolls her compression stockings down an extra inch, to show a bit more leg



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* # ? Sep 19, 2020 00:09
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Khanstant
 smacks my lips when a couple of spaghettio Os come sliding out

* # ? Sep 19, 2020 00:17
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Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
The saucy grandma made an OnlyFans but included a freebie pic in your birthday card as a special treat



Thanks to Heather Papps for sweet sig, click for more hot lady action


sigs by luvcow and Khanstant.
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* # ? Sep 19, 2020 00:18
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szkud

 saucy grandma knits a very loose pattern pair of stockings for autumn

~(‾▿‾)~ • ♪

* # ? Sep 19, 2020 00:31
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Khanstant
 your christmas card comes with sexy coupons, like, actually coupons for discount on tokens

* # ? Sep 19, 2020 01:07
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FutonForensic

 fishnet babushka


* # ? Sep 19, 2020 01:10
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Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
The saucy grandma makes a joke at the dinner table about grandpa's nickname for her being poligrip, making everyone uncomfortable



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* # ? Sep 19, 2020 01:26
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nut

FutonForensic posted:

fishnet babushka
* # ? Sep 19, 2020 01:39
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nut

Chewbecca posted:

The saucy grandma makes a joke at the dinner table about grandpa's nickname for her being poligrip, making everyone uncomfortable

poligrip pussy is such a powerful and timely joke

* # ? Sep 19, 2020 01:39
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Trying

 ~do not resuscitate (unless you're down to party :wink:)~

* # ? Sep 19, 2020 02:10
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nut

 try to take one viagra from the candy dish but they’re all stuck together

* # ? Sep 19, 2020 02:12
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Stoner Sloth

nut posted:

try to take one viagra from the candy dish but they’re all stuck together

werther's original flavoured viagra







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* # ? Sep 19, 2020 02:21
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Macnult

 the mileage may be high, *removes dentures* buh the mohhur ruhn juuuuh fine :wink:

* # ? Sep 19, 2020 02:23
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Stoner Sloth

 WAP being played on the gramophone







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* # ? Sep 19, 2020 02:24
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Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
Reacting out of shock and accidentally swiping right on the saucy grandma's tinder profile, which has the username OldSpicy69 and the bio "saucy little gummy bear. No risk of [baby emoji] so come on in, the WAP is fine"



Thanks to Heather Papps for sweet sig, click for more hot lady action


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* # ? Sep 19, 2020 02:35
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Musluk

FutonForensic posted:

fishnet babushka

lmbo



Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

* # ? Sep 19, 2020 02:52
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vanisher

FutonForensic posted:

fishnet babushka



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

* # ? Sep 19, 2020 02:52
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szkud

nut posted:

try to take one viagra from the candy dish but they’re all stuck together

ded

~(‾▿‾)~ • ♪

* # ? Sep 19, 2020 02:59
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Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
The saucy grandma takes out her dentures and goes to town on her vanilla pudding cup :iiasm:



Thanks to Heather Papps for sweet sig, click for more hot lady action


sigs by luvcow and Khanstant.
Click on Spoonville for a neat surprise


(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

* # ? Sep 19, 2020 03:00
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vanisher

* # ? Sep 19, 2020 03:02
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Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )

vanisher posted:



Come give old granny a kiss, why dontcha. I won't bite, my teeth are on the night stand



Thanks to Heather Papps for sweet sig, click for more hot lady action


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* # ? Sep 19, 2020 03:06
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Musluk

vanisher posted:



:chanpop:



Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

* # ? Sep 19, 2020 03:09
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blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Chewbecca posted:

The saucy grandma made an OnlyFans but included a freebie pic in your birthday card as a special treat


szkud posted:

saucy grandma knits a very loose pattern pair of stockings for autumn


nut posted:

try to take one viagra from the candy dish but they’re all stuck together


Macnult posted:

the mileage may be high, *removes dentures* buh the mohhur ruhn juuuuh fine :wink:


Stoner Sloth posted:

WAP being played on the gramophone


vanisher posted:



ty vanisher, ty khanstant

* # ? Sep 19, 2020 03:14
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Stoner Sloth posted:

WAP being played on the gramophone
* # ? Sep 19, 2020 04:03
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alnilam

 Am I the only one mentally inserting Blanche Devereaux into all of these posts

* # ? Sep 19, 2020 05:14
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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

FutonForensic posted:

fishnet babushka


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* # ? Sep 19, 2020 08:50
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The Voice of Labor

 saucy grandma's lewd comment and risque jokes are all completely lost on the audience because her obscure turn of the century slang makes for a mix of whimsy and incomprehensibility

* # ? Sep 19, 2020 09:05
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nut

 saucy grandma taught me a type of bridge you can play with just two people

* # ? Sep 19, 2020 14:01
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sb hermit





 saucy grandma's license plate is 69GILF69

* # ? Sep 19, 2020 14:03
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nut

 saucy grandma winking as she explains how she figured to run her cpap machine in reverse

* # ? Sep 19, 2020 14:53
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Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
the saucy grandma scours the internet for the hottest anime and video game trends to plan her next lewd cosplay for her only fans page



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frump truck

hello... again!

 i want to be a saucy grandma but instead im emotionally repressed 30s guy. thanks 2020

* # ? Sep 19, 2020 15:33
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Macnult

nut posted:

saucy grandma taught me a type of bridge you can play with just two people

lmao

* # ? Sep 19, 2020 17:12
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alnilam

nut posted:

saucy grandma taught me a type of bridge you can play with just two people

just got this lol

* # ? Sep 19, 2020 17:15
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Escape From Noise

 Opening a present from saucy grandma. It's a whoopie cushion. She says something about it being something every boy wants and winks. IDGI

* # ? Sep 20, 2020 09:39
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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

 Denture? I hardly know er

* # ? Sep 20, 2020 09:50
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Escape From Noise

 Had another interaction with a saucy grandma last night and thought of this thread.

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Moo Cowabunga

[Office Worker.




 I thought chewbecca was back :(



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* # ? Nov 21, 2021 07:37
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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
This will be saucy grandma's last Christmas with us, kids. Next year she's moving to a free-love commune in Strasbourg.

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

I thought chewbecca was back :(

:glomp: someday :australia:





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

* # ? Nov 21, 2021 08:27
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