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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
Q:

I foolishly bought 12 big Hemp fourlokos which have wrecked my home life and given me a dirty buzz. There are 10 left and I want them out of my home.



My plan is to somehow give them away or leave them on doorsteps in my neighborhood as the ultimate trick or treat (it's definitely not a treat) this coming Halloween.

Is this a good idea? I need help with the deets.

Gratefully yours,

Loko in SoHo

Areola Grande fucked around with this message at 07:11 on Sep 19, 2020





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caleb
...rough day at the orifice.
If you leave them out in your neighborhood someone's teenage kid is going to end up in the hospital from alcohol poisoning because they don't know what 12% means ily but please don't do that

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

caleb posted:

If you leave them out in your neighborhood someone's teenage kid is going to end up in the hospital from alcohol poisoning because they don't know what 12% means ily but please don't do that

noted :twisted:

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
It's not like I would cover the logo with an adhesive Yoo-hoo™ label or something

we live in a post razor blade society I'll have u know. Harumph

Ass-penny

I mean, I'm sure you know an alcoholic with low enough standards to drink that. Talk to some of your local homeless, poo poo.

caleb
...rough day at the orifice.

rear end-penny posted:

I mean, I'm sure you know an alcoholic with low enough standards to drink that.

:wave:

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
Ok I've been deterred. Thank u for the guidance yobbers. Who has a question I'm dying 2 give some good advice





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caleb
...rough day at the orifice.
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Asking for a friend

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
A:

my lifelong specialty is laden avians such as carrier pidgeons. not qualified sorry

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

pour one out for your enemies, spitefully


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Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )

prepuce repurposed posted:

Ok I've been deterred. Thank u for the guidance yobbers. Who has a question I'm dying 2 give some good advice

How do I become a good poster, tia



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owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

Chewbecca posted:

How do I become a good poster, tia

Boldly Yell Ornery Boasts, Believe Your Own Bullshit, Be Your Own Best


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Schnitzel mit uns


prepuce repurposed posted:

Q:

I foolishly bought 12 big Hemp fourlokos which have wrecked my home life and given me a dirty buzz. There are 10 left and I want them out of my home.



My plan is to somehow give them away or leave them on doorsteps in my neighborhood as the ultimate trick or treat (it's definitely not a treat) this coming Halloween.

Is this a good idea? I need help with the deets.

Gratefully yours,

Loko in SoHo

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nut

they call me big hemp

Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

nut posted:

they call me big hemp

so you’re the big hemp around here



nut

Evil Bob posted:

so you’re the big hemp around here

i see u've herb of me

Jinh

:five:!!!!


thanks so much cda <3

owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob


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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

lmfao :hfive:

The Voice of Labor

charcoal filter one and see if the result is drinkable

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Chewbecca posted:

How do I become a good poster, tia

posting futa is a good place 2 start :eng101:

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )

prepuce repurposed posted:

posting futa is a good place 2 start :eng101:

I don't see what the federal unemployment tax act has to do with anything :psyduck:



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Pissed Ape Sexist


The mournful holler sounds of goonkind lulling me to sleep irl

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
I'm going to put them in mailboxes :hehe:

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
on Halloween mfers

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )

I just got chance to listen and :lol:



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alnilam

Fallen comrade upon meeting in the afterlife: you poured WHAT out for me??



ty manifisto

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
lol. could have been mad dog. there are days still worse than fourloko...I bet

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

prepuce repurposed posted:

lol. could have been mad dog. there are fates still worse than fourloko...I bet

The Voice of Labor

good ol mogen david 20/20 is, I'm sure, a million times tastier and way less dirty buzzing

Prof. Crocodile

uh uh uh uh
it's big hempin' baby
it's big hemp and it takes like pee
feel me uh uh uh uh

The Voice of Labor

the name 2 loko must have already been taken.

Ass-penny

prepuce repurposed posted:

lol. could have been mad dog. there are days still worse than fourloko...I bet

There is always a worse day.same goes for liquor.

Escape From Noise

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Zurtilik

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Q: Should I get my wife some random flowers, some random candy or a gross lovey, lovey card?

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )
What should I do with my week off?



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Ass-penny

Zurtilik posted:

Q: Should I get my wife some random flowers, some random candy or a gross lovey, lovey card?

All three would be my bet. What do I know? I've never been married.

Ass-penny

Chewbecca posted:

What should I do with my week off?

I would probably be drunk and high and hopefully play a lot of video games. If I were taking a week off I'd try to get some things done around the house but yeah them actually getting done... :effort:

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nut

dear community,

I collect corks from bottles of wine. it’s kinda my thing in the community. my husband even bought me a gigantic wine glass that, get this, is for holding all the corks. when it strikes my fancy, I will string several of my favourite corks together into an array of bracelets and necklaces and wear them around town, you may have noticed. it’s a cork thing, you wouldn’t get it. sometimes, with the shades drawn in the privacy of my house, I nibble on and eat the corks too. to this date, I’ve eaten id guess at least 45 corks. okay, I’m not guessing, I know it’s 45, thanks to my elaborate cork budget spreadsheet that I maintain by hand and transpose nightly into Microsoft excel. some other things I’ve done with corks? I’m glad you asked. adding pipe cleaners and googly eyes, I’ve crafted a small army of mouse corks and we roam the town, each mouse cork secretly attached to my belt by a string of fishing line but you wouldn’t notice, you’d think I have animated the mouse corks and that they are loyal and obedient, much like my reciprocal commitments to cork. I’m kind of like the Norbit for corks. wait no, that’s the Eddie Murphy movie. Wilbur? I’m the Wilbur of cork mice? was Wilbur the rat guy? I’m the rat guy of cork mice. cork mice, kinda funny to say aloud. cork mice, sounds like a Greek Island where drunk British teens go to drink fishbowls of koolaid and booze and harass the locals. I wonder if in cork mice they use the giant wine glasses to drink from, or if they, too, just collect the corks in them. anyways, I forgot my question but thank you for your time. if you see me and my cork mice army in town square please say hello and don’t be rude, for I am also a practicer of dark cork magicks (perhaps the subject of my next bulletin board note). okay, thanks again for listening and let me know if you can help!

xoxoxox

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