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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i was buying my flintstones chewable multivitamins when i looked over and saw HORNY GOAT WEED

is this stuff even legal? will it turn me into a horny goat??

# ? Sep 18, 2020 23:09

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 09:41

Laslow: Jul 18, 2007

Stuff is bunk. Just get a gas station boner pill which is adulterated with real Viagra or Cialis.

# ? Sep 18, 2020 23:15

The Breakfast Sampler: Jan 1, 2006

i'd like a namechange to gas station boner pill, plz

# ? Sep 18, 2020 23:16

phasmid: Jan 16, 2015; Booty Shaker
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Laslow posted:

Stuff is bunk.

Not if you're a goat.

# ? Sep 18, 2020 23:18

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

the weed is for horny goats op, you have no business here

# ? Sep 18, 2020 23:22

Debunk This!: Apr 12, 2011

I'm a horny goat and I love weed

# ? Sep 18, 2020 23:23

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im also running low on zinc supplements

# ? Sep 18, 2020 23:27

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

You want Weedy Goats Horn

# ? Sep 18, 2020 23:38

kazr: Jan 28, 2005

numberoneposter posted:

im also running low on zinc supplements

big fat ropes

# ? Sep 19, 2020 07:21

LunarBinary: May 23, 2018

only made my dick soft for 3 days op dont do it

# ? Sep 19, 2020 08:43

agrielaios: Dec 25, 2009

That is a weed for a horny goat, op, how could you even read that one. huh. and how can I know that, huh. :thunk:

# ? Sep 19, 2020 08:52

LunarBinary: May 23, 2018

Someone should start a youtube channel going around reviewing all the different dick pills they sell at gas stations. I'd watch. Hell I'd donate to their onlyfans.

# ? Sep 19, 2020 08:59

Toys For Ass Bum: Feb 1, 2015

Laslow posted:

Stuff is bunk. Just get a gas station boner pill which is adulterated with real Viagra or Cialis.

https://www.fda.gov/drugs/medication-health-fraud/tainted-sexual-enhancement-products

"11/19/2015 Public Notification: Effective Viagra Tablets contain hidden drug ingredient" :thunk:

# ? Sep 19, 2020 09:04

kazr: Jan 28, 2005

LunarBinary posted:

Someone should start a youtube channel going around reviewing all the different dick pills they sell at gas stations. I'd watch. Hell I'd donate to their onlyfans.

The fda does their own reviews via chemical analysis and surprise the ingredients are usually sildenafil (viagra) or tadalafil (cialis) sometimes in dangerous amounts or mixed with other dangerous compounds!

# ? Sep 19, 2020 09:16

phasmid: Jan 16, 2015; Booty Shaker
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"Do not combine with blow, druggie."

# ? Sep 19, 2020 09:25

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

buy it and try it you shocking, unbearable coward

# ? Sep 19, 2020 09:39

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

agrielaios posted:

That is a weed for a horny goat, op, how could you even read that one. huh. and how can I know that, huh.

the jig is up goat.

# ? Sep 19, 2020 09:48

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

buy it and try it you shocking, unbearable coward

paypal me the money to fuckyou@eatmyass.com

# ? Sep 19, 2020 09:53

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

numberoneposter posted:

paypal me the money to fuckyou@eatmyass.com

Plz don�t doxx my work email. Eatmyass is very conservative even though it�s right next door to the dick sucking factory. :colbert:

# ? Sep 19, 2020 11:10

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

You are missing eye of newt. You are fired!

Or, you are disheveled!

You missing out on the Ore.

# ? Sep 19, 2020 11:22

Evil Bob: May 2, 2004; 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Didn�t even reD the op. Just lol. Lol @horny goat weeds

# ? Sep 19, 2020 17:36

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

horny? Goat weed.

# ? Sep 19, 2020 17:43

poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

Debunk This! posted:

I'm a horny goat and I love weed

# ? Sep 19, 2020 17:44

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Epimedium, also known as barrenwort, bishop's hat, fairy wings, horny goat weed, or yin yang huo (Chinese: 淫羊藿), is a genus of flowering plants in the family Berberidaceae. The majority of the species are endemic to China, with smaller numbers elsewhere in Asia, and a few in the Mediterranean region.

Epimedium species are deciduous or evergreen hardy perennials. The majority have four-parted "spider-like" flowers in spring.

The species used as a dietary supplement is Epimedium grandiflorum. It contains icariin, which is a weak PDE5 inhibitor in vitro. Its clinical effects are unknown.

Species of Epimedium are herbaceous perennials, growing from an underground rhizome. Their growth habits are somewhat variable. Some have solitary stems, others have a "tufted" habit, with multiple stems growing close together. There may be several leaves to a stem or the leaves may be solitary, produced from the base of the plant. Individual leaves are generally compound, often with three leaflets, but also with more. Leaflets usually have spiny margins. The leaves may be annual, making the plant deciduous, or longer lasting, so that the plant is evergreen. The inflorescence is an open raceme or panicle, the number of flowers varying by species.

Individual flowers have parts in fours. There are four smaller outer sepals, usually greenish and shed when the flower opens. Moving inwards, these are followed by four larger petal-like inner sepals, often brightly coloured. Inside the sepals are four true petals. These may be small and flat, but often have a complex shape including a nectar-producing "spur" that may be longer than the sepals. There are four stamens.

One of the common names for the genus, bishop's hat, arises from the shape of the flowers, particularly where the spurs are longer than the sepals.

# ? Sep 19, 2020 18:24

phasmid: Jan 16, 2015; Booty Shaker
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Big Beef City posted:

horny? Goat weed.

# ? Sep 19, 2020 18:32

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

When I was in 7th grade we'd all (the boys in my class) ride to track practice together with our coach in his purple dodge van. We would sometimes stop at the mini-mart to get after practice snacks. One time my friend saw the horny goat weed. That was it, it was seriously all we could talk about for like an entire school year. Every joke; horny goat weed. Every goat; horny goat weed. Every weed; horny goat weed. It was a comedy renaissance for a group of 12/13 year old boys.

# ? Sep 19, 2020 18:46

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

it gives you those weird hourglass shaped pupils that goats have, only instead of your pupils it's your pee hole

# ? Sep 19, 2020 18:46

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

EorayMel posted:

Epimedium, also known as barrenwort, bishop's hat, fairy wings, horny goat weed, or yin yang huo (Chinese: 淫羊藿), is a genus of flowering plants in the family Berberidaceae. The majority of the species are endemic to China, with smaller numbers elsewhere in Asia, and a few in the Mediterranean region.

Epimedium species are deciduous or evergreen hardy perennials. The majority have four-parted "spider-like" flowers in spring.

The species used as a dietary supplement is Epimedium grandiflorum. It contains icariin, which is a weak PDE5 inhibitor in vitro. Its clinical effects are unknown.

Species of Epimedium are herbaceous perennials, growing from an underground rhizome. Their growth habits are somewhat variable. Some have solitary stems, others have a "tufted" habit, with multiple stems growing close together. There may be several leaves to a stem or the leaves may be solitary, produced from the base of the plant. Individual leaves are generally compound, often with three leaflets, but also with more. Leaflets usually have spiny margins. The leaves may be annual, making the plant deciduous, or longer lasting, so that the plant is evergreen. The inflorescence is an open raceme or panicle, the number of flowers varying by species.

Individual flowers have parts in fours. There are four smaller outer sepals, usually greenish and shed when the flower opens. Moving inwards, these are followed by four larger petal-like inner sepals, often brightly coloured. Inside the sepals are four true petals. These may be small and flat, but often have a complex shape including a nectar-producing "spur" that may be longer than the sepals. There are four stamens.

One of the common names for the genus, bishop's hat, arises from the shape of the flowers, particularly where the spurs are longer than the sepals.

So it�s garbage salad. :crossarms:

# ? Sep 19, 2020 18:50

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

anyone know a good way for me to weakly inhibit pde5 in vitro?

# ? Sep 19, 2020 18:52

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

it gives you those weird hourglass shaped pupils that goats have, only instead of your pupils it's your pee hole

Raistlin Peejere

# ? Sep 19, 2020 18:53

Ugly In The Morning: Jul 1, 2010; Pillbug

kazr posted:

The fda does their own reviews via chemical analysis and surprise the ingredients are usually sildenafil (viagra) or tadalafil (cialis) sometimes in dangerous amounts or mixed with other dangerous compounds!

And if you�re someone who takes nitro for chest pain/takes one of those and ends up in a situation where you�re typically given nitro and you don�t think to mention the gas station boner pills, it can kill the poo poo out of you very easily.

# ? Sep 19, 2020 18:58

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Aug 15, 2007; Smoke 'em if you gottem!; Dinosaur Gum

I'm not really sure what's going on here but something *sniff* something about this thread has me feeling...different

# ? Sep 19, 2020 19:28

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

I'm not really sure what's going on here but something *sniff* something about this thread has me feeling...different

I p'd my pants

# ? Sep 19, 2020 19:29

blight rhino: Feb 11, 2014; EXQUISITE ~~LURKER~~ RHINO; Nap Ghost

EorayMel posted:

Epimedium, also known as barrenwort, bishop's hat, fairy wings, horny goat weed, or yin yang huo (Chinese: 淫羊藿), is a genus of flowering plants in the family Berberidaceae. The majority of the species are endemic to China, with smaller numbers elsewhere in Asia, and a few in the Mediterranean region.

Epimedium species are deciduous or evergreen hardy perennials. The majority have four-parted "spider-like" flowers in spring.

The species used as a dietary supplement is Epimedium grandiflorum. It contains icariin, which is a weak PDE5 inhibitor in vitro. Its clinical effects are unknown.

Species of Epimedium are herbaceous perennials, growing from an underground rhizome. Their growth habits are somewhat variable. Some have solitary stems, others have a "tufted" habit, with multiple stems growing close together. There may be several leaves to a stem or the leaves may be solitary, produced from the base of the plant. Individual leaves are generally compound, often with three leaflets, but also with more. Leaflets usually have spiny margins. The leaves may be annual, making the plant deciduous, or longer lasting, so that the plant is evergreen. The inflorescence is an open raceme or panicle, the number of flowers varying by species.

Individual flowers have parts in fours. There are four smaller outer sepals, usually greenish and shed when the flower opens. Moving inwards, these are followed by four larger petal-like inner sepals, often brightly coloured. Inside the sepals are four true petals. These may be small and flat, but often have a complex shape including a nectar-producing "spur" that may be longer than the sepals. There are four stamens.

One of the common names for the genus, bishop's hat, arises from the shape of the flowers, particularly where the spurs are longer than the sepals.

does it get my peen hard or not?!

# ? Sep 20, 2020 19:56

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 09:41

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

That may depend on where you put the herbs. A stiff enough bundle will work for just about anyone!

# ? Sep 20, 2020 23:21

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