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I crushed the can on my thigh. It jiggled.
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nut posted:I crushed the can on my thigh. It jiggled. Not clear whether it was the can or your thigh that jiggled. ---------------- |
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Mount Everest is the big one. No, the bigger one.
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Sep 18, 2020 02:17
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i love the booty |
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Sep 18, 2020 02:30
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Macnult posted:i love the booty
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Sep 18, 2020 03:34
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Can a skunk and a snake be friends A skunk and a snake can be friends |
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Sep 18, 2020 03:50
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Are there french fries? Yes, there are french fries. The french fries are over there. |
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Sep 18, 2020 03:53
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Would you like to go to the library? Yes, I would like to go to the library. What time should we meet to go to the library? Let's meet at 3:00 PM to go to the library. Great. I will see you at 3:00 PM, and then we will go to the library. |
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Sep 18, 2020 03:55
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(A --> B) <--> ( ≠B --> ≠A) |
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Sep 18, 2020 03:56
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my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon! |
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Sep 18, 2020 03:58
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Prof. Crocodile posted:(A --> B) <--> ( ≠B --> ≠A) ≠ ≠ > O |
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Sep 18, 2020 03:59
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I put my son in the garbage. He loves trash. I call him my "garbage child."
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frump truck posted:Can a skunk and a snake be friends FutonForensic posted:I put my son in the garbage. He loves trash. I call him my "garbage child." 
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Sep 18, 2020 04:15
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No one listens to me. I build a small thermonuclear device. Now everyone is listening.
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Sep 18, 2020 04:54
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The butt was very tall.
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Sep 18, 2020 13:48
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My friend is a moose. A moose is an animal. He is not good at playing checkers. He likes to play checkers. I can beat him at checkers every time. |
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Sep 18, 2020 15:29
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The goat cannot fly. I don't believe that the goat cannot fly. The goat flew. He was surprised. I was not.
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Sep 18, 2020 16:23
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nut posted:The goat cannot fly. I don't believe that the goat cannot fly. The goat flew. He was surprised. I was not. lmao
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Sep 18, 2020 17:10
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A squared but I'm down to party. |
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Sep 19, 2020 01:05
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It is not butter. I had thought that it was.
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Sep 19, 2020 17:09
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He was not the real slim shady. he was not the best darn rapper in the USA. he was tim McGraw. he loved whiskey, jeans, and big trucks.
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Sep 19, 2020 17:15
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This is a pen.
https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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Sep 19, 2020 19:03
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When you have money, it is time to look for a wife - Jane Austen, 1813 Jaguars! fucked around with this message at 21:52 on Sep 19, 2020 |
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Sep 19, 2020 21:42
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Casinos smell bad at 3 in the morning -Ian Fleming, 1953 |
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Ignatius J. Reily wore a green hunting hat. He was fat, and the cap was tight -John Kennedy Toole, c. 1962 |
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The studio smelt nice. The wind blew in the scent of Lilac. -Oscar Wilde, 1890 |
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Rose was ill. Samuel was very ill. - C.S. Forester, The African Queen |
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Sep 19, 2020 21:55
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Listen! Denmark has been doing well. The kings have been good. The royal princes have earned their glory. I told you this the other day. -Beowulf Jaguars! fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Sep 19, 2020 |
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Sep 19, 2020 22:03
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My wife was unfamiliar with futa. Now fourloko is my wife |
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Sep 20, 2020 00:57
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:My wife was unfamiliar with futa. Now fourloko is my wife a drat good post. many powerful key words in here
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I was randomly watching YouTube videos earlier today, and this one seemed very appropriate for this thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwNq5VXWEG8 It was produced by some organization having something do do with people who are hard-of-hearing, but there's nothing in the film to indicate that. It does, however, have many clear and simple sentences in it. Enjoy!
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Robot Made of Meat posted:I was randomly watching YouTube videos earlier today, and this one seemed very appropriate for this thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwNq5VXWEG8 Barbara's white and gold dress is pretty. It will complement her new shoes. What a good day with Mother! |
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