KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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Vietnamwees: May 8, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

Chili posted:

Hey, I'm doing what I do. You know, I've always done what I do. I'm doing what I do, way I've always done and the way I'll always do it.

Chili, what the HELL are you talking about!?

# ? Sep 19, 2020 08:18

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 21:33

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

What the hell does that mean?

# ? Sep 19, 2020 20:50

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

What the hell is a gander anyway?

# ? Sep 19, 2020 21:04

Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

The rooster has sex with all of them.

# ? Sep 19, 2020 21:29

Vietnamwees: May 8, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

Bird in a Blender posted:

The rooster has sex with all of them.

Thats PERVERSE!

# ? Sep 19, 2020 21:58

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Gyshall posted:

What the hell does that mean?

It means whatever the hell you want it to mean.

# ? Sep 19, 2020 22:05

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Well I had sex with your wife!

# ? Sep 19, 2020 22:32

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to make love to your mother.

# ? Sep 20, 2020 00:47

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

That van's a-rockin'!

# ? Sep 20, 2020 00:50

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

The editor for Super Mega Baseball 3 is incredible.

I think the team will either be called "The Moops" or "The Muffin Tops".

I'd use "The Van Buren Boys", but I plan on having women in here too.

Edit: gotta change his number to 7.

# ? Sep 20, 2020 00:54

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Are they war veterans?

# ? Sep 20, 2020 01:44

Unkempt: May 24, 2003; ...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

I'm a general. And we both know, it's the
job of a general to, by God, get things done.

# ? Sep 20, 2020 02:18

Justin Credible: Aug 27, 2003; happy cat

SirPablo posted:

Are they war veterans?

Tail gunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. Nothing funny about that.

# ? Sep 20, 2020 20:54

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

The editor for Super Mega Baseball 3 is incredible.

I think the team will either be called "The Moops" or "The Muffin Tops".

I'd use "The Van Buren Boys", but I plan on having women in here too.

Edit: gotta change his number to 7.

Is there a body stocking option?

# ? Sep 21, 2020 00:24

Angry_Ed: Mar 30, 2010; Grimey Drawer

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

The editor for Super Mega Baseball 3 is incredible.

I think the team will either be called "The Moops" or "The Muffin Tops".

I'd use "The Van Buren Boys", but I plan on having women in here too.

Edit: gotta change his number to 7.

That uniform better be 100% pure cotton.

# ? Sep 21, 2020 00:55

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

Angry_Ed posted:

That uniform better be 100% pure cotton.

Hey! It�s Bodysuit Man!

# ? Sep 21, 2020 01:05

esperantinc: May 5, 2003; JERRY! HELLO!

Angry_Ed posted:

That uniform better be 100% pure cotton.

Oh my God, Mattingly just split his pants!

# ? Sep 21, 2020 03:29

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

esperantinc posted:

Oh my God, Mattingly just split his pants!

The very pants I was returning.

# ? Sep 21, 2020 03:38

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

No matter what they're wearing, they'll always play a "nice game, pretty boy."

# ? Sep 21, 2020 03:45

LividLiquid: Apr 13, 2002

Step off, Rupert Buttermilk.

# ? Sep 21, 2020 03:49

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

You kept making the stops?!

# ? Sep 21, 2020 03:52

Vietnamwees: May 8, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

SirPablo posted:

You kept making the stops?!

WELL SOMEONE KEPT RINGING THE BELL!

# ? Sep 21, 2020 04:03

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

Vietnamwees posted:

WELL SOMEONE KEPT RINGING THE BELL!

Another sale, Mr. Costanza. Chalk me up on the big board :haw:

# ? Sep 21, 2020 04:34

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

WSAENOTSOCK posted:

Step off, Rupert Buttermilk.

Jord* is gettin' upset!

*my real first name

# ? Sep 21, 2020 04:56

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Jord* is gettin' upset!

*my real first name

You never could compete with Lloyd Braun!

# ? Sep 21, 2020 05:39

Chili: Jan 23, 2004; college kids ain't shit; Fun Shoe

potee posted:

You never could compete with Lloyd Braun!

I choose not to run!

# ? Sep 21, 2020 05:52

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Chili posted:

I choose not to run!

Helloooooooooo!

# ? Sep 21, 2020 07:55

MightyJoe36: Dec 29, 2013; Cat Army

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

It means whatever the hell you want it to mean.

Are you saying you want a piece of me?

# ? Sep 21, 2020 14:24

The Human Cow: May 24, 2004; hurry up

I've never heard of this Jord. Frankly, it sounds made up!

# ? Sep 21, 2020 14:49

Justin Credible: Aug 27, 2003; happy cat

What is that? Dutch?

# ? Sep 21, 2020 15:10

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

Justin Credible posted:

What is that? Dutch?

FEMTI kroner? How much is that?

# ? Sep 21, 2020 15:12

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

The Human Cow posted:

I've never heard of this Jord. Frankly, it sounds made up!

A Jord, divided against itself, cannot stand.

# ? Sep 21, 2020 15:31

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

A Jord, divided against itself, cannot stand.

Apparently, your body was in a state of advanced atrophy, due to a period of extreme inactivity.
But with a lot of hard work and a little bit of luck, I think there's a good chance you may, one day, walk again.

# ? Sep 21, 2020 16:17

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

Apparently, your body was in a state of advanced atrophy, due to a period of extreme inactivity.
But with a lot of hard work and a little bit of luck, I think there's a good chance you may, one day, walk again.

It was supposed to be the summer of Jord!

# ? Sep 21, 2020 17:42

MightyJoe36: Dec 29, 2013; Cat Army

I was sitting there in my boxers, eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery.

# ? Sep 21, 2020 18:27

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

Why would Jord steal from the Yankees?

# ? Sep 21, 2020 22:34