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Is there like a pill I can take to sustain me?
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Sep 20, 2020 08:04
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walnuts are OP.
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Sep 20, 2020 08:04
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yeah there is op just suck it out of my rear end
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Sep 20, 2020 08:18
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thankfully life ends at some point
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Sep 20, 2020 08:32
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I just melt a chocolate bar into a pint of vodka and drink it. I've done this twice a day for about three years now and while there are some adverse effects technically i'm still alive
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Sep 20, 2020 08:52
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It would be lifechanging if we could get something like Iron Man's fusion reactor in our chests to keep us going so we wouldn't have to eat or poop anymore. It's a noble endeavor that unfortunately will never be followed because people love eating and making GBS threads too much. It is tragic that it is humanity's most ignored utopian ideal to pursue.
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Sep 20, 2020 09:25
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if you swallow a handful of bullets with the right* method you don't need to eat afterwards (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Sep 20, 2020 09:26
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i like eating and drinking but i could really do without pooping and peeing. especially peeing, as i'm getting old and have to do it more often.
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Sep 20, 2020 09:32
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:i like eating and drinking but i could really do without pooping and peeing. especially peeing, as i'm getting old and have to do it more often.
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Sep 20, 2020 11:13
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Just stare at the sun, the wellspring of all energy. If plants can do it why can't you?!
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Sep 20, 2020 11:18
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have you heard about the hideous sludge that is soylent it's the ideal nutrition for people who are so broken they have lost the ability to enjoy one of the most basic pleasures, and also for people who don't have enough heavy metals in their bodies
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Sep 20, 2020 12:19
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There are starving people all over the world. Now open up your maw, I am coming in.
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Sep 20, 2020 12:55
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TIRES OF EATING FOOD? BUY HUEL TO GET ALL YOUR NUTRITIONAL NEEDS. I see these ads all the drat time even though the question of "tired of eating food?" has never once popped up in my brain. Who in their right mind looks at all the incredible food you can find on the world and goes "well actually, I am tired of eating all of this. Can't I just eat a mediocre tasting nutrient slurry that looks like bull semen and mud mixed together?
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Sep 20, 2020 13:01
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You could try eating such a tremendous amount of seaweed that you eventually can do photosynthesis. It works for since obscure animal.
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Sep 20, 2020 14:33
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7eePF65T8o&t=90s
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Sep 20, 2020 14:36
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For some reason I find it difficult to eat during the day most of the time. Some days will be better than others but yeah, imagine having hunger pains and all the accompanying mood and energy changes but no desire to eat - or worse, eating seems actively unpleasant. I've been drinking Ensure/Boost type things practically daily for two years now because for some reason liquids are fine and even enticing. I feel like poo poo perpetually lmao it's really funny
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Sep 20, 2020 14:43
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Drink coffee and smoke cigarettes
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Sep 20, 2020 14:49
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i dated a girl who really wanted not to eat food and she was going to subscribe to soylent and i told her just get the old people ensure things at least that's made by scientists. she had crazy ways of trying to control her relationship with food like fasting on water for a month or doing insane diets. ultimately i told her these are just different names for anorexia and she was very upset by this and in the end after like 3-4 months of couples counseling we broke up. the sad part is that she was so unbelievably hot when she would gain like 10 lbs from just eating normally, she had easily the nicest body of any woman i've ever been with during these times. what can i say about this relationship except that while things were difficult, we clearly loved each other and both tried really hard to keep that. anyways we haven't talked in like 3 years.
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Sep 20, 2020 14:58
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Hell Yeah posted:i dated a girl who really wanted not to eat food and she was going to subscribe to soylent and i told her just get the old people ensure things at least that's made by scientists. she had crazy ways of trying to control her relationship with food like fasting on water for a month or doing insane diets. ultimately i told her these are just different names for anorexia and she was very upset by this and in the end after like 3-4 months of couples counseling we broke up. the sad part is that she was so unbelievably hot when she would gain like 10 lbs from just eating normally, she had easily the nicest body of any woman i've ever been with during these times. what can i say about this relationship except that while things were difficult, we clearly loved each other and both tried really hard to keep that. anyways we haven't talked in like 3 years. After hooking up with a couple of model-skinny girls I stopped finding that look attractive at all. First off it's obviously unhealthy and not a "natural" state for a normal ambulatory woman, and second off they literally get like... boney vaginas and it's just not nearly as pleasant for sex.
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Sep 20, 2020 15:07
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Tumble posted:After hooking up with a couple of model-skinny girls I stopped finding that look attractive at all. First off it's obviously unhealthy and not a "natural" state for a normal ambulatory woman, and second off they literally get like... boney vaginas and it's just not nearly as pleasant for sex. Big butts are the best. Latina for maximum comfort.
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Sep 20, 2020 15:27
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Who doesnt love an ample shitter?
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Sep 20, 2020 15:32
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Son of Rodney posted:TIRES OF EATING FOOD? BUY HUEL TO GET ALL YOUR NUTRITIONAL NEEDS. I've been thinking about replacing my lunches with something like this but I'm afraid it's gonna make me poo poo myself inside out or something.
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Sep 20, 2020 15:32
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Depends on the type of protein but it might make you rip powerful farts. I got some not great protein powder when I lifted weights and it was kind of a problem.
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Sep 20, 2020 15:38
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The_Continental posted:Who doesnt love an ample shitter? it's full
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Sep 20, 2020 15:41
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Son of Rodney posted:TIRES OF EATING FOOD? BUY HUEL TO GET ALL YOUR NUTRITIONAL NEEDS. 
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Sep 20, 2020 15:44
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Have you tried getting AIDS? My bad, I meant AYDS 
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Sep 20, 2020 15:48
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Plant MONSTER. posted:For some reason I find it difficult to eat during the day most of the time. Some days will be better than others but yeah, imagine having hunger pains and all the accompanying mood and energy changes but no desire to eat - or worse, eating seems actively unpleasant. I've been drinking Ensure/Boost type things practically daily for two years now because for some reason liquids are fine and even enticing. Lol if this is true you prob got some chronic stomach issues. Awful tummies represent. This has been my life for two decades, it fuckin sucks. Except I don’t get hunger pangs, so I go 22 hours feelin weird until I realize “oh poo poo I should probably put food inside me”. Sucks too, I can kinda remember a time where I enjoyed eating, but just barely so I don’t care much anymore.
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Sep 20, 2020 16:00
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Entorwellian posted:It would be lifechanging if we could get something like Iron Man's fusion reactor in our chests to keep us going so we wouldn't have to eat or poop anymore. It's a noble endeavor that unfortunately will never be followed because people love eating and making GBS threads too much. It is tragic that it is humanity's most ignored utopian ideal to pursue. It's amazing humanity hasn't solved for pooping, yet. shameful.
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Sep 20, 2020 16:02
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Being an alcoholic will make you not want to eat solid food and live off nothing but booze/ensure maybe give that a shot. You'll hardly have an appetite ever again if you're really givin'er!
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Sep 20, 2020 16:04
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Zealander posted:Is there like a pill I can take to sustain me? Surprised this hasn't come up yet, but... why???
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Sep 20, 2020 16:11
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Son of Rodney posted:TIRES OF EATING FOOD? BUY HUEL TO GET ALL YOUR NUTRITIONAL NEEDS.
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Sep 20, 2020 16:13
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Khorne posted:Why do these things always have lovely macro balance. If you have a 400kcal drink and it has less than 40g of protein it's literal junk food. I bet Huel is not as good as actual junk food like chocolate milk which has similar or even better macro & probably micro nutrients. It seems like this one won't poison you the way Soylent does (maybe), so it's a process of refinement and gradual improvement.
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Sep 20, 2020 16:18
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I have a co-worker with some digestive issues, so he had a lot of issues eating. He tried out Soylent. I busted his chops about it but I decided to try it. He gave me pack and I made a quart of it. I chugged the whole thing right there at my desk. My coworkers recorded it. They said I slowly started to turn pale. My stomach felt so sick. I was messed up the rest of the day and had the best/worst farts.
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Sep 20, 2020 16:25
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Food is the devils food.
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Sep 20, 2020 16:26
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Plant MONSTER. posted:For some reason I find it difficult to eat during the day most of the time. Some days will be better than others but yeah, imagine having hunger pains and all the accompanying mood and energy changes but no desire to eat - or worse, eating seems actively unpleasant. I've been drinking Ensure/Boost type things practically daily for two years now because for some reason liquids are fine and even enticing. Speak with a healthcare professional so you can have your tumor removed
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Sep 20, 2020 16:32
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Plant MONSTER. posted:For some reason I find it difficult to eat during the day most of the time. Some days will be better than others but yeah, imagine having hunger pains and all the accompanying mood and energy changes but no desire to eat - or worse, eating seems actively unpleasant. I've been drinking Ensure/Boost type things practically daily for two years now because for some reason liquids are fine and even enticing. Tell your doctor you need a calprotectin test. I have Crohn's disease and what you describe comes close to the first symptoms I noticed. You might very well have a stricture somewhere in your upper GI tract, which a simple procedure can solve (they inflate a balloon in your stomach.) If it is a stricture and you don't do anything about it, eventually every single bite of food you take - no matter how small - will feel like swallowing broken glass. Ask me how I know.
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Sep 20, 2020 17:12
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I'm so thankful not to be a picky eater. They're missing out. Only downside is you have to watch your weight when so many things are delicious
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Sep 20, 2020 18:30
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the quality of food has gone severely down during the quarantine nearly every ingredient is now substituted, even in packaged foods you will likely not eat as well as you did in 2019 for at least a decade, perhaps ever again as a consequence the act of food consumption has become greedy in of itself food is not needed more than once every few days yet we still insist on maintaining the energy consumption of "the past", aka that we require 3 meals a day for purposes of commuting and travel this is not the reality we live in any more if it weren't for the service economy propping banks up with liquidity it seems likely we would indeed be transitioning to jetsons pill food anytime in the next year or two long story short: i agree with you, op.
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Sep 20, 2020 18:35
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Who What Now posted:I've been thinking about replacing my lunches with something like this but I'm afraid it's gonna make me poo poo myself inside out or something. Shakes or smoothies as a meal replacement are absolutely a thing and in fact I started making breakfast smoothies when I have little time and I want to eat healthy-ish. Like others have said there's also old people mixes that are healthy but propably don't taste good? When in doubt just get a blender, google some recipes and go to town. Protein powder, almond milk, bananas, some some fruit, some nuts and maybe a bit of oats all mixed together are pretty good. You can add some spinach or kale or whatever for extra health benefits. Just don't buy soylent or huel or whatever, I can guarantee you it's cheaper, healthier and tastier to do something yourself. '
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Sep 20, 2020 19:19
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You can totally live off bone broth, green juices, and smoothies. Soylent - Good god. Ugh.
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