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What do you think happens to us when we die? Do you believe in heaven and hell? Do you believe in reincarnation? Do you think we simply cease to exist? Do we go to the great comedy forum in the sky where we post for eternity? Thoughts about what happens to us when we die..
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Sep 20, 2020 17:03
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lardroom probably
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Sep 20, 2020 17:04
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There is an afterlife OP, and it's probably some crazy poo poo like TCBPIPBERTTX
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Sep 20, 2020 17:04
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Paradise. But it's paradise as imagined by people who wrote the bible so it's really disappointing. A big bowl of porridge and a good hat, that kind of lame poo poo.
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Sep 20, 2020 17:14
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:lardroom probably that's what I'm banking on, yeah
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Sep 20, 2020 17:24
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You want a spicy rear end. You are presented with cumin and a white person's rear end. Purgatory.
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Sep 20, 2020 17:25
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Discworld version is nice to consider but really it's the lardroom
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Sep 20, 2020 17:26
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someone is going to have to explain lardroom to me.
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Sep 20, 2020 17:27
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Tbh I used to spend a lot of time considering that your identity isn't really a solid object and more of a bunch of loosely related functions kinda ambling along. We are nothing now and after 
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Sep 20, 2020 17:28
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You know those hackneyed and overdone "A character who is clearly me, the writer, dies, and this is what happens next" stories? Everyone with even the slightest pretension of being an author writes something like that sooner or later. People always think they are being clever or putting a new spin on it, but (with only a few famous exceptions) they tend to be really dull, derivative, and oh so familiar. If you ever wrote one like that, that's what you'll get. Exactly that. The universe punishes you for your hubris. The people who were in their grim, dark, violently "realistic" phase when they did it get it pretty bad. But the true hell is people who were in their Douglass Adams Knockoff phase. They remain trapped, forever, in a world ruled by their own, personal attempts at dry but quirky British humour.
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Sep 20, 2020 17:31
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Star Me Kitten posted:someone is going to have to explain lardroom to me. LARDROOM
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Sep 20, 2020 17:34
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In life, we are goons. In death, we are in the lardroom
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Sep 20, 2020 17:36
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Lardroom. Lardroom is an EP by the American noise rock band Barkmarket, released on August 8, 1994 by American Recordings.
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Sep 20, 2020 17:37
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Kind of prefer Barfmarket.
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Sep 20, 2020 17:39
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We cease, then rot.  But I don't mean that in a bad way. It's actually pretty cool. Or would be if it wasn't so hard to get yourself stuck into the ground unembalmed with no casket when you die.
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Sep 20, 2020 17:40
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My consciousness has at last left my mortal shell, upward I float- surely, to Heaven, as my experiences here have prepared me to accept? But no, alas- I ascend farther and farther away from the planet of my last habitation, realizing only now that it was a means to placate us, the inhibitors of these worlds, during the time we were in our mortal shells. Further and further away I fly, until I am now in interstellar space, between the stars, occasionally sensing the presence of my brethren around me. For now I must float adrift in space, disconnected from a physical shell, contemplating the previous lives I had experienced until fate and the cosmos should allow me to intercept another world with sentient life. For only then will I be able continue this existence- inhabiting the next newborn child, only to repeat the process on a new world. As it was with the last world I inhabited... Honestly, I have no loving clue, but that kinda seems fun.
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Sep 20, 2020 17:41
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Asses to asses, lard to lard.
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Sep 20, 2020 17:44
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGCzepV_pdI
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Sep 20, 2020 17:46
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I was in the after life, they kicked me out once they realized I was there to bust nuts and suck shits.
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Sep 20, 2020 17:49
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I think I've seen what happens next...
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Sep 20, 2020 17:55
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trapped in samsara, OP. As far as I can tell life is an endless cyclical experience of suffering, and once you're alive there is no going back. The idea of an afterlife is pretty quaint, like you get 20% off mcdonald's and it has air conditioning. Void take me.
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Sep 20, 2020 18:02
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I知 hoping I just end. I知 terrified that my consciousness will create an incredibly long fever dream during our last moments. You know something like Jacobs ladder.
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Sep 20, 2020 18:06
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The feeble ghosts in the underworld probably taste only ash and clay, I don't know.
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Sep 20, 2020 18:09
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Dear Watson posted:I知 hoping I just end. I知 terrified that my consciousness will create an incredibly long fever dream during our last moments. You know something like Jacobs ladder. Well, now I have this nightmare in my head
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Sep 20, 2020 18:10
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Dear Watson posted:I知 hoping I just end. I知 terrified that my consciousness will create an incredibly long fever dream during our last moments. You know something like Jacobs ladder. I used to have this daydream that I missed my own death somehow and was living some kind of solipsistic afterlife that I was not aware of. Like my brain activity in the last few minutes of my life somehow surpassed the constraints of time and what was perhaps 7 minutes of activity was perceived as an eternity by me... or just an endless string of time where I think I am still alive.
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Sep 20, 2020 18:10
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You get reincarnated as yourself but with a slightly bigger or smaller dick depending on multiple factors but primarily based on how many cats you pet.
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Sep 20, 2020 18:18
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In the afterlife, you could be headed for the serious strife. Now you make the scene all day but tomorrow there will be hell to pay.
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Sep 20, 2020 18:19
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imagine having an eternal afterlife where you are reunited with all your dead family members and friends no wonder people are so afraid of death, i can't think of a worse fate
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Sep 20, 2020 18:20
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Frank Frank posted:In the afterlife, you could be headed for the serious strife. Now you make the scene all day but tomorrow there will be hell to pay. *terrible trumpet solo mouth-noises*
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Sep 20, 2020 18:21
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Frank Frank posted:In the afterlife, you could be headed for the serious strife. Now you make the scene all day but tomorrow there will be hell to pay. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS2IBMQIjDo Literally A Person posted:*terrible trumpet solo mouth-noises* beat me to it.
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Sep 20, 2020 18:28
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People worry so much about the afterlife that they don't really think about the beforelife.
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Sep 20, 2020 18:29
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All i know is i've petted A LOT of cats. So either im super ok or super hosed. Who What Now posted:You get reincarnated as yourself but with a slightly bigger or smaller dick depending on multiple factors but primarily based on how many cats you pet.
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Sep 20, 2020 18:30
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Sep 20, 2020 18:37
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Star Me Kitten posted:All i know is i've petted A LOT of cats. So either im super ok or super hosed. Depends on how you feel about having a massive hog
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Sep 20, 2020 18:40
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you go into spectator mode and become an invisible orbiting camera tabbing between the various humans that are still left
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Sep 20, 2020 18:42
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Who What Now posted:Depends on how you feel about having a massive hog Well I don't want to be a freak in reinforced underwear.
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Sep 20, 2020 18:47
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Earwicker posted:you go into spectator mode and become an invisible orbiting camera tabbing between the various humans that are still left I would enjoy haunting the poo poo out of everyone I know. I will be the whispering laughter you hear in your ear every time you fall down.
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Sep 20, 2020 18:48
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All I know is, that if I don't get like, 20 kelsi monroes I'm suing God.
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Sep 20, 2020 18:48
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What happens in the afterlife? This. Give me one good argument as to why this isn't Hell.
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Sep 20, 2020 18:51
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why the hell would there be an afterlife
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