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Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

bird with big dick posted:

The FDR move is when he makes you follow him to the bathroom while he’s talking to you and then shows you his dick right

That’s LBJ

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Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).


https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/sep/20/leak-reveals-2tn-of-possibly-corrupt-us-financial-activity

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Bust Rodd posted:

That’s LBJ

What was his dick like

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
The thing about Trump threatening full North Korean dictatorship status:

Good thing all authoritarian dictators have a long history of never um... how do you say... "paying" for forcing that position. Never.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

democrats threaten to revive FDR

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
I keep remembering when GW Bush tried to nominate someone who was unqualified for a judge position and people were so upset he had to end the nomination.

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


This is the only stuff I take Trump at his word on

https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/1307819753533136896

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

bird with big dick posted:

What was his dick like

FDRs I mean, not LBJs

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

There should be a website that describes all the presidents dicks we already got a good start with Trump and LBJs.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

twistedmentat posted:

I keep remembering when GW Bush tried to nominate someone who was unqualified for a judge position and people were so upset he had to end the nomination.

they withdrew it because it was republican party leaders who were mostly bitching about it

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
Ultra Carp

bird with big dick posted:

There should be a website that describes all the presidents dicks we already got a good start with Trump and LBJs.

for sure there's descriptions of clintons in multiple court cases

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

bird with big dick posted:

FDRs I mean, not LBJs

I assume it was magnificent.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
LBJ had an absolutely massive cock.

For all that FDR did philander, we don't have the same kind of dick records.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

they withdrew it because it was republican party leaders who were mostly bitching about it

Oh i forgot that the GOP pawned their backbones somewhere in the 2010s.

Also, it is super illegal to bring a gun into a polling place isn't it? I cannot wait to see lots of chuds walking around fully strapped going to vote and nothing happening to them.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
By all accounts LBJ’s dick was magnificent.

I don’t know anything about FDR’s dick but I’ve heard his balls were just loving massive.

Clinton’s dick had spots on it.

Kennedy’s dick was perfectly average but he had a lot of charisma.

Nixon’s dick was just his face on a shaft.

Lincoln’s dick wore a top hat.

Teddy Roosevelt’s dick was so manly it had its own dick.

That’s all I know about presidential dicks.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
here's an article on president penises

https://newrepublic.com/article/131117/presidential-penis-short-history

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

By all accounts LBJ’s dick was magnificent.

I don’t know anything about FDR’s dick but I’ve heard his balls were just loving massive.

Clinton’s dick had spots on it.

Kennedy’s dick was perfectly average but he had a lot of charisma.

Nixon’s dick was just his face on a shaft.

Lincoln’s dick wore a top hat.

Teddy Roosevelt’s dick was so manly it had its own dick.

That’s all I know about presidential dicks.

Mods please change his name to Presidential Dick Knower

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

By all accounts LBJ’s dick was magnificent.

I don’t know anything about FDR’s dick but I’ve heard his balls were just loving massive.

Clinton’s dick had spots on it.

Kennedy’s dick was perfectly average but he had a lot of charisma.

Nixon’s dick was just his face on a shaft.

Lincoln’s dick wore a top hat.

Teddy Roosevelt’s dick was so manly it had its own dick.

That’s all I know about presidential dicks.

Can't believe you left Donny's dick out.

https://mobile.twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/1042045602601816068

We just passed the two year anniversary of learning what his dick looks like.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
kennedy definitely had a tiny dick from being squeezed into a smaller shape by so many vaginas

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Tip posted:

Can't believe you left Donny's dick out.

https://mobile.twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/1042045602601816068

We just passed the two year anniversary of learning what his dick looks like.

Of course I left Trump’s dick out, my post was about presidents.







Wait, WHAT???!!!!

KrunkMcGrunk
Jul 2, 2007

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

A nice break from all this crap :) CHUDs have been getting betrayed by their favorite country stars this week.


https://twitter.com/JasonIsbell/status/1307073515904999426

Tyler Childers (from East Kentucky) has a large following among right-wing country music fans because he's an "authentic mountain boy" has released a surprise album which is 30 minutes of instrumental mountain fiddle tunes followed by this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_I3Rp1CQak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ3_AJ5Ysx0

This is only like two weeks after they lost Chris Stapleton.

Way late but thanks for posting this. Im def gonna check out more of this guy's music.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

kennedy definitely had a tiny dick from being squeezed into a smaller shape by so many vaginas

Is this really what vaginas do to dicks

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug

Bust Rodd posted:

That’s LBJ

El BJ

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I said after the town hall where Biden stood the whole time that we'd see increasing physical challenges. well I am "stupidity Cassandra" and i am always right on these things

https://twitter.com/i/status/1307701099718234112

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

Pick posted:

I said after the town hall where Biden stood the whole time that we'd see increasing physical challenges. well I am "stupidity Cassandra" and i am always right on these things

https://twitter.com/i/status/1307701099718234112

To be honest, it would fill my heart with glee if they could goad Trump into doing the same thing. Imagine his bloated carcass trying to do some kind of real exercise that isn't "riding a golf cart while making GBS threads himself".

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
Ultra Carp

Pick posted:

I said after the town hall where Biden stood the whole time that we'd see increasing physical challenges. well I am "stupidity Cassandra" and i am always right on these things

https://twitter.com/i/status/1307701099718234112

that gif of Biden on the cable pulldown is months old though, they're just reusing footage. Exercise is boring anyway. I wanna see the candidates go through an MXC style obstacle course instead of debates

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Pick posted:

I said after the town hall where Biden stood the whole time that we'd see increasing physical challenges. well I am "stupidity Cassandra" and i am always right on these things

https://twitter.com/i/status/1307701099718234112
wow wtf is that. he lost my vote.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

nooneofconsequence posted:

wow wtf is that. he lost my vote.

admittedly teamjoe is not joe biden's official thinger

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Uh Trump trotted down a ramp and lifted a glass of water owned libs?

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Pick posted:

admittedly teamjoe is not joe biden's official thinger
no I mean the pulldown.

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1307847000793251846?s=21

World War 3: The Covfefe Catastrophe
World War 4: The Berder Blunder
World War 5: Prump and Prejudice

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

LordSloth posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1307847000793251846?s=21

World War 3: The Covfefe Catastrophe
World War 4: The Berder Blunder
World War 5: Prump and Prejudice

John Bolton has such a boner for war Trump might not be wrong about this

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/1307716918967635970?s=19

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

trumop sure hires a lot of stupid people

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

bird with big dick posted:

Is this really what vaginas do to dicks

text me

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Stoatbringer posted:

Shouldn't he have done that by now?

The DEMONRATS were working agains him at every step. LOOK AT ALL THE GREAT THINGS THAT HE MANAGED TO DO IN JUST YEARS

*Burning pile of bloated corpses in the background*

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee

kazr posted:

John Bolton has such a boner for war Trump might not be wrong about this

I thought that as well, but how many world wars can you have in four years before they’re just one goddamn war? He’d have to discard the wars almost as fast as he discards wives.

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

nooneofconsequence posted:

trumop sure hires a lot of stupid people

my head is spinning (tries to imagine Trump actually hiring someone suited to their role)

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Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Man sometimes I wish I was just a dumb as gently caress chud who thinks everything is going great right now. God emperor trump is making America great again, again, covid is a lie by the shadow cabal, white power is being protected by the highest authorities, climate change is a hoax, Q is giving me daily updates about the next liberal scam.
And I'm just sitting around with by buddy cleetayden drinking light beer, watching football while booing at the protests and scratching my rear end with my rear end-scratching gun.

Just being too dumb to get any of the current things going on would be a blessing, frankly.

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