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https://www.wsav.com/news/hog-wild-u-s-has-out-of-control-population-of-super-pigs-expert-says/ Nine million highly intelligent, highly virile hogs, with the nose of a bloodhound & Usain Bolt speeds, are coming for you. quote:That’s according to Dale Nolte, manager of the National Feral Swine Damage Management Program at the Department of Agriculture, who tells The Atlantic that the increasing numbers of feral hogs in the U.S. is sometimes referred to as a “ferral swine bomb.” How do you plan on defending yourself?
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FalconImpala posted:https://www.wsav.com/news/hog-wild-u-s-has-out-of-control-population-of-super-pigs-expert-says/ https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/feral-swine-population-plummets-in-oregon/ i dunno, just be smarter than pigs
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Continuing to wallow in my own detritus so they pass me up as one of their own and then they eat my neighbor steve and his bogus public nuisance laws
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FalconImpala posted:https://www.wsav.com/news/hog-wild-u-s-has-out-of-control-population-of-super-pigs-expert-says/ Idk man, a lot of people say body cams are a good start
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Ya see, I got me a two part system. I employ step one which humanely traps the hog https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rsFXhGoDnW0 and then step two? Heh, well that's where the fun begins https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ifY-h2kSsFo
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i will use my fists https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGJHgCNDJlI
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Idk if you can describe them as highly intelligent or particularly fast unless donuts are concerned
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We already have a thread for hating on the police OP.
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My local opossums will rise up and sneer.
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Wow they really must be breeding faster than rabbits to go from 30-50 feral hogs to over nine million in what, less than a year.
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Super soaker with bbq sauce in one hand and a flamethrower in the other. Bandolier with onions and bundles of spices.
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*takes several hits of ketamine* time to drive around in my '93 honda civic.
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I was expecting a link to people of Walmart or something
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do they have huge balls though op
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 Yeah I'm staying out of this, this is between you guys and the pigs and you probably deserve each other.
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What happens when you need to kill... thirty to fifty thousand feral hogs that run into your yard while your children play??
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Where is that goon who was running around barefoot and killing them with a spear in the middle of the night after using a model airplane with nightvision camera to locate them? I say we put him in charge to solve the problem....highly motivated, proven experience, willing to innovate & make use of technology etc. Edit: Here he is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRk6zDqc0vY BlueBull fucked around with this message at 10:11 on Sep 21, 2020 |
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I am gonna continue not living in a lovely exburb where loving feral pigs are an issue.
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BlueBull posted:Where is that goon who was running around barefoot and killing them with a spear in the middle of the night after using a model airplane with nightvision camera to locate them? Pretty sure he got permaed
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this would be a good one for atoms for peace. we are already irradiating the entire country with Technologically Enhanced Naturally-Occurring Radioactive Material, why not nuke some hogs?
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How do seppos have so many pigs when they're armed to the ankles?
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Derpies posted:Pretty sure he got permaed On SA, or did the "super-pigs" get him eventually?
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BlueBull posted:On SA, or did the "super-pigs" get him eventually? on SA. Not sure at all though.
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Jose posted:do they have huge balls though op
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Snackula posted:Super soaker with bbq sauce in one hand and a flamethrower in the other. Bandolier with onions and bundles of spices.
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i think the out of control population of feral super-pigs has been what all the recent protests are about
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Colin Kaepernick has been warning us about this for years
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Why don't we just eat them?
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Collapsing Farts posted:Why don't we just eat them? too dangerous to kill, safe to shoot bambi
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Collapsing Farts posted:Why don't we just eat them? They're about 80% parasite.
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:Idk man, a lot of people say body cams are a good start reignonyourparade posted:They're about 80% parasite. lol
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That's no way to talk about republican voters, op.
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Lead them to a classroom and they’ll be dead in a year
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Has anyone suggested more guns?
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If we keep adding more guns, they will develop an immunity.
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Lead them to a classroom and they’ll be dead in a year pop fly to McGillicutty posted:That's no way to talk about republican voters, op.
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FalconImpala posted:https://www.wsav.com/news/hog-wild-u-s-has-out-of-control-population-of-super-pigs-expert-says/ We are nice if you just get to know us, come on down to the Home Depot and we can talk.
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Yes we know you think you're clever.
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