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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
I don't believe you.

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el dingo
Mar 19, 2009


Ogres are like onions
Bets on what restrictions are coming back in?

I'm going for no more groups from more than one household

Natalie Fartman
Apr 5, 2013

I selflessly rescued an abandoned cat during the COVID-19 Pandemic :3:

I want to stop huge groups swanning into my work when only one of them is using our services

The other 4 don't need to be there, gosh

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

el dingo posted:

Bets on what restrictions are coming back in?

I'm going for no more groups from more than one household

Minimum £50 spend for any non essential shopping trips

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009


Ogres are like onions

Convex posted:

Minimum £50 spend for any non essential shopping trips

Is stumbling down to the offie for a bust of 6 tyskies considered essential

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Just checking in with our podean cousins to see what good swears you guys are using in general gbs threads. I'm trying to see how the seppos feel about 'gently caress nut', I was thinking about 'drop kick' but then I found out it was rhyming slang for the hard C word and I didn't want to get probated. Anyway say hi to Ireland for me I know they are over there somewhere

E: I'm unclear what if any gender Ireland the country has

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

censorship of the c bomb is cultural violence against aussies and scottish people

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
two cultures we could well do without!

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
oval office

Cyril Sneeer
Apr 4, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
small fire out the back of my flat today.

you can see the flames coming through the fence, they were higher than the fence too by about a foot, but not clear from pic:

https://ibb.co/xzWstNr

brave fireman tackling the blaze:

https://ibb.co/xzWstNr

not sure what caused it, but it is out now, phew!

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
thats the same photo twice. i was looking forward to seeing a firefighter.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

Just checking in with our podean cousins to see what good swears you guys are using in general gbs threads. I'm trying to see how the seppos feel about 'gently caress nut', I was thinking about 'drop kick' but then I found out it was rhyming slang for the hard C word and I didn't want to get probated. Anyway say hi to Ireland for me I know they are over there somewhere

E: I'm unclear what if any gender Ireland the country has

Drop kick isn't a swear and also doesn't rhyme with oval office, so I'm going to need some elaboration here, champ.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Another word for a drop kick being a punt

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
im sure they used to say drop kick on neighbours all the time

Dravs
Mar 8, 2011

You've done well, kiddo.
If you are desperate to swear you could take a page from Father Ted?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz-Kb1wvy8s

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
A punt and a drop kick are two different things. This sporting terminology mistake cannot be allowed to stand.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

NotJustANumber99 posted:

im sure they used to say drop kick on neighbours all the time
drop bear

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
bloody hell boris, girlfriends threatening to come and stay, could do with this lockdown announcement asap

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

i was just reading the government page and it says partners do not have to distance, but advises that you should minimise contact with other people

so she might have to limit things to just the one boyfriend for now

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Bobby Deluxe posted:

censorship of the c bomb is cultural violence against aussies and scottish people

The gbs anthem of ‘I’m gay’ lives on while the British word for friend is banned.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Americans don't like it if you call them boyo.

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Buncha daft cunts really

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Bobby Deluxe posted:

so she might have to limit things to just the one boyfriend for now

This is discrimination against Thruples and all Moresomes.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Boris understands that you should keep your mistresses at separate addresses. More women than chaps in the house causes it to be distressingly different to his schooldays.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Oh nice, they're shutting down even more of South Wales.

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few




My favourite two quaint English villages.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

there is a spectre haunting europe, it is the fart my dog just did

cynic
Jan 19, 2004



mrpwase posted:

My favourite two quaint English villages.

Moresomes-on-wye or Moresomes-in-marsh though? The latter has a lovely little pub but smells a bit funny all year round.

Cyril Sneeer
Apr 4, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
sorry here is teh firefighter:

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



Tiniest little fireflighting ladder :3:

stinky ox
Mar 29, 2007
I am a stinky ox.
we bought a thing called a hippo bag from B and Q, it's a big refuse bag that costs about £15 or so and the idea is you fill it up with crap and then pay a fee to have it collected/dumped, it's alike an alternative to hiring a skip
we got one to put in some demolition crap from round the back, lots of old wood and broken glass sort of thing. Bag's been sat at the end of the driveway for a week or so, waiting for me to remember to phone them up and pay the £150 odd it costs to have it all disposed of.
well today somebody picked it up and took it away. Without me lifting a fingat or paying the £150.
Not that I'm complaining.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Love it when that happens. It's our bulk pickup week, so I threw out a mattress and boxspring that the dog had been pissing against, and it sat in my yard in the rain for a bunch of hours yesterday before a guy in his truck going around our area at midnight to beat the city people on picking up the rare valuable stuff people have disposed of. Enjoy my gross bed, weirdo.

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


We loaded up a couple of dumpy bags full of old block from a garage we had to scat down and rebuild, came back the next day and someone had taken all the old block and tyrolean, presumably for back fill or for beating into hardcore. Entirely possible they were going to clean up the block and build with it though.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
There's a scrap van goes round here that will take anything with a reasonable metal content in it. Useful for getting rid of old radiators.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
With the guy ringing a hand bell out of the window.

I put a snotty note on someone's car yesterday who was at the pub but had slightly blocked my entranceway

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


I knew a guy that used to drive around the night before recycling collection and yoink all the aluminium cans. He took them back to his garage and used a hydraulic press to crush them up and stack in the garage.
Come Christmas, he chucks it all in the back of his tipper and goes and weighs it in.
Christmas sorted for his Mrs and kids.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



hmm

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

NotJustANumber99 posted:

With the guy ringing a hand bell out of the window.

Not kidding when I say there's sometimes a guy with a megaphone out the window going "OLLLLD I-ERRRRRRN. ANY OLLLLLD I-ERRRRRN."

It's very traditional.

oh no computer
May 27, 2003

Interspersed with that really loving annoying trumpet riff.

Edit: literally this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMSBEOQs2JQ

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Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!



Trevor McDonald is presenting a documentary about them on itv atm.

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