|
Khanstant posted:imagine being the dingus to invent utilitarianism but not coming up with an agreeable system to assign points by Listen, I'm just the ideas guy, ok? It's up to the engineering team to figure out how to implement it! |
# ? Sep 18, 2020 23:46 |
|
|
# ? Apr 25, 2024 23:33 |
hey joel osteen heres a Secret gently caress you, moron | |
# ? Sep 18, 2020 23:48 |
|
noam chomsky? sounds like some monkey cheese poo poo
|
# ? Sep 19, 2020 00:24 |
|
philosopher: there’s a city. it’s absolutely perfect. economy? booming. the people? happy. everything you’ve ever wanted in a city. me: sick i’m here for it philosopher: only thing is there’s a kid being tortured and he has to be tortured for the city to thrive me: wait what philosopher: yeah they hit him with a broom and stuff me: ... philosopher: if they free him the city will fall me: that’s dumb philosopher: no it’s not it raises an important question me: your city idea sucks dude |
# ? Sep 19, 2020 00:35 |
|
canyoneer posted:hey Socrates, how about you suckondeez lmao |
# ? Sep 19, 2020 01:35 |
|
|
# ? Sep 19, 2020 01:38 |
|
Macnult posted:philosopher: there’s a city. it’s absolutely perfect. economy? booming. the people? happy. everything you’ve ever wanted in a city. do they like, take turns hitting with the broom? Or, like is it just one guys job to hit him with the broom? and when you say thrive, do you mean like this job, you know, hypothetically the one where you hit a kid with a broom, hypothetically, does it have good benefits? |
# ? Sep 19, 2020 03:03 |
|
st. augustine of hippo: two cities, then, have been created by- me: uh let me stop you right there dumbass, because i drove through like 5 cities on the way to this bullshit ted talk of yours because i heard you had a bunch of stolen pears to give away. |
# ? Sep 19, 2020 04:30 |
|
Heraclitus: No man steps in the same river twi- *me crossing over to the riverbank*: sorry what was that? left my hearing aid on the other side.
|
# ? Sep 19, 2020 16:09 |
|
alexander the great: hey dude. big fan. since i’m alexander the great do you want anything? diogenes: yeah, stand a little out of my sun alexander the great: LMAO i love it. i’m trying to get like you me: *sigh* everything about this.... |
# ? Sep 19, 2020 17:22 |
|
flipping to a random page of the Ancilla to the Pre-Socratic Philosophers, Freeman pg 82 56. SIMUS OF POSEIDONIA: MYONIDES AND EUPHRANOR ...fourth century. Pythagoreans. No writings are known. Simus was accused of publishing certain Pythagorean discoveries as his own |
# ? Sep 20, 2020 07:22 |
|
oliwan posted:foucault? more like fouc auff
|
# ? Sep 20, 2020 08:08 |
|
ohhh wow ya very cool what's that a stone? very very cool
|
# ? Sep 20, 2020 12:44 |
|
google THIS posted:Someone: So anyway, that's why I feel like the true nature of a thing can only exist in the mind. |
# ? Sep 20, 2020 13:40 |
https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/585859882869469184?s=19 | |
# ? Sep 20, 2020 16:19 |
|
flipping to a random page of the Ancilla to the Pre-Socratic Philosophers, Freeman pg 102 (DEMOCRITUS OF ABDERA) 98. The friendship of one intelligent man is better than that of all the unintelligent |
# ? Sep 21, 2020 00:13 |
|
The Voice of Labor posted:flipping to a random page of the Ancilla to the Pre-Socratic Philosophers, Freeman yeah but thats only because of the weed he supplies |
# ? Sep 21, 2020 00:21 |
|
Thales of Willits used astronomy to predict a bumper weed crop, bought up all the drying sheds in town and made mad bank renting them out |
# ? Sep 21, 2020 00:42 |
|
"i'm gay, therefore i am" -socrates, probably |
# ? Sep 21, 2020 07:21 |
|
"Ego sum, ego sum, quod tu dicis. Si autem non, tunc esset, quod ego dico? per chartam et nuntium, quotidie ego sum. radio jam non etiam ludere mea.” René Descartes
|
# ? Sep 21, 2020 12:39 |
|
Being-in-itself? More like being-a-pain-in-the-rear end! |
# ? Sep 21, 2020 14:10 |
|
"Leisure is the mother of philosophy" Thomas Hobbes was quoted as saying. Seems to me like he was just a lazy bitch
|
# ? Sep 21, 2020 22:57 |
|
philosophers think that birds are stones, and all other wacky old stuff |
# ? Sep 21, 2020 23:57 |
|
"up is actually down" -some dumb philosopher probably |
# ? Sep 21, 2020 23:59 |
|
Never cut cheese into the burning wind |
# ? Sep 22, 2020 12:43 |
|
*prints the works of Derrida in Wingdings* *grad students still pretend it makes sense* ---------------- |
# ? Sep 22, 2020 18:24 |
|
Ka is a wheel, a wheel that only exists to turn, for it is the will of Gan
|
# ? Sep 22, 2020 18:41 |
|
i swear to god hegel called for "more dark, more dark" and i was going to do a joke about him demanding the snyder cut, but i can't find the quote |
# ? Sep 22, 2020 22:46 |
pixaal posted:Ka is a wheel, a wheel that only exists to turn, for it is the will of Gan not this a gan |
|
# ? Sep 24, 2020 03:23 |
|
Khanstant posted:not this a gan Do not shoot with your hand for you have forgotten the face of your father. Shoot with your mind. |
# ? Sep 24, 2020 11:15 |
|
descartes: i think, therefore i am descartes' bfff: you sure? descartes: i think...
|
# ? Sep 24, 2020 12:27 |
|
why is Biff in the past? |
# ? Sep 24, 2020 12:31 |
|
pixaal posted:why is Biff in the past? biff exists throughout all ages in hill valley. mods: this is not a derail but it is rather a musing on eternal recurrence and the many worlds interpretation of quantum physics. |
# ? Sep 24, 2020 14:08 |
|
Prof. Crocodile posted:biff exists throughout all ages in hill valley. crap now I myself am a philosopher, and therefore by extension not actually smart. |
# ? Sep 24, 2020 14:10 |
|
|
# ? Apr 25, 2024 23:33 |
|
Prof. Crocodile posted:crap now I myself am a philosopher, and therefore by extension not actually smart. need a version of that's a dude writing on a chalkboard specifically for this post.
|
# ? Sep 24, 2020 17:46 |