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Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Wait, these guys aren't righteous at all!

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Flipperwaldt posted:

Wait, these guys aren't righteous at all!

More like the Wrongteous Brothers

Captain Hygiene has a new favorite as of 16:56 on Sep 16, 2020

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Shibawanko posted:

back in japan i had my dog spayed by the vet, after the surgery my wife asked if she could see the ovaries because she was curious, at which point the vet warned me specifically that because im a man, i might be terrified and disgusted by the sight and i was like lol no why would i be

The vet was warning you about being terrified/disgusted SPECIFICALLY about the sight of ovaries and not simply about bloody disembodied pet organs? :psyduck:

Hyperlynx posted:

Speaking of bad menstruation education for men: when NASA was sending up their first female astronaut, Sally Ride, they asked her whether 100 tampons would be enough. For her seven day mission. When she told them that was overkill, they ignored her and packed that many just in case.

(Well, they were not just dumb but also sexist, but anyway)

In my experience, it's far FAR better to have too many than too few. I just know that if it had been me and someone asked me if 100 tampons were enough, I'd be like "lol of course", and then I would end up trapped in space needing 101 tampons.

Did she even have her period during that mission though?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

YeahTubaMike posted:

Did she even have her period during that mission though?

Why don't you ask her?

rodbeard posted:

Did you just find out they're white?

I thought that would go without saying.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Why don't you ask her?

Because I don't have any way to contact her, especially since she's dead. :smith:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

YeahTubaMike posted:

Because I don't have any way to contact her, especially since she's dead. :smith:

Ever heard of Luigi Boards?

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Oh I've heard of that, it's the trademarked Hasbro board game "Ouija" that inspired the successful film series "Ouija"

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Oh I've heard of that, it's the trademarked Hasbro board game "Ouija" that inspired the successful film series "Ouija"

Fun fact: In France it's called Sija and in Sweden Ouida.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Fun fact: In France it's called Sija and in Sweden Ouida.

That's great :haw:

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Thanks but I don't commune with the devil for anything less than fixing the US Presidential election of 2000.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Oh I've heard of that, it's the trademarked Hasbro board game "Ouija" that inspired the successful film series "Ouija"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oM7gY07hp0

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
The guy from the "pipe strip" episode of Lasagna Cat is Drew Barrymore's brother.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

foosball isnt just a silly way to pronounce football

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Shibawanko posted:

foosball isnt just a silly way to pronounce football

Mama Boucher account spotted

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Shibawanko posted:

foosball isnt just a silly way to pronounce football

Well not only.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Beachcomber posted:

Well not only.

FOOOUUUU-OUUUTBURRRRRRR!!!!

Phosphine
May 30, 2011

WHY, JUDY?! WHY?!
🤰🐰🆚🥪🦊

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Fun fact: In France it's called Sija and in Sweden Ouida.

Funner fact: Nope, it's Ouija in Sweden.

NonzeroCircle
Apr 12, 2010

El Camino

Phosphine posted:

Nope, it's Ouija in Sweden.

The Always Sunny spinoff I never knew I needed

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

a lot of stuff that tends to come up in american pop culture didnt make sense to me until much later. i didnt know who the gently caress "pee wee herman" was until relatively recently, or "saturday night live" because it's these typically american things that are often mentioned but for which we dont have any context in europe

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Shibawanko posted:

a lot of stuff that tends to come up in american pop culture didnt make sense to me until much later. i didnt know who the gently caress "pee wee herman" was until relatively recently, or "saturday night live" because it's these typically american things that are often mentioned but for which we dont have any context in europe

Tell you what, I'll give you all the cultural context you could ever want in exchange for universal healthcare.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Saturday Night Live, or as it commonly known in much of Europe, Samstag Night Live

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

NonzeroCircle posted:

The Always Sunny spinoff I never knew I needed

(Mac, dressed as a plumber): "I'm heeyr teu graab the plaanchette, leht's tokk teu ghoousts."

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


Oh mein gott! as the young Germans like to say these days.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

NonzeroCircle posted:

The Always Sunny spinoff I never knew I needed

It's never sunny in Stockholm

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
It Could be Sunny in Saskatoon

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
There's a Russian Always Sunny that's just that, Russian Always Sunny.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YEYU0kTZEU

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Me, a few months ago: "wow, Jon Favreau is incredibly political on twitter"

Me, right now: "wait, what do you mean the other Jon Favreau?"

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Memento posted:

There's a Russian Always Sunny that's just that, Russian Always Sunny.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YEYU0kTZEU

lol



Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



The extremely moral Russia, known for having no corruption or crime

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
There's probably a mistranslation about that, I'm guessing it's more like "so impolite" or "so outwardly terrible."

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!

Beachcomber posted:

Our water was turned off for the whole neighborhood today, and it was supposed to be turned back on at 6pm, but it hasn't been. Thank goodness I filled up all our buckets first.

However.

I never realized how much we really depend on water for eating.

Can't wash fruit or vegetables.
Can't eat Doritos. (I'm not using chopsticks)
Can't make macaroni and cheese
Can't make other pasta
No rice

Basically I'm reduced to canned ravioli and frozen mini pizza.

So just an FYI - if you lose water for some reason, it's shut off like this or some storm or whatever, you have gallons of it in your hot water heater. Unless you have one of those tankless tings.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

The song "Personality" (yeah the one I only know because of Fallout 4) is about bums.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

3D Megadoodoo posted:

The song "Personality" (yeah the one I only know because of Fallout 4) is about bums.

As in "homeless people" or as in "arses"?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Hyperlynx posted:

As in "homeless people" or as in "arses"?

You decide.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Funnier if it's the second one, but it's the first right?...

...no, it is actually the second. Haha

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

Milo and POTUS posted:

It's never sunny in Stockholm

People talk the dark winters being hard to take in higher latitudes. But it's the sun being out all the time in the summer that really gets you. Like one long day broken up by occasional naps.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

3D Megadoodoo posted:

The song "Personality" (yeah the one I only know because of Fallout 4) is about bums.

Similarly, Butcher Pete is about fuckin

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Milo and POTUS posted:

It's never sunny in Stockholm

I got sunstroke in Stockholm once.

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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

AKA Pseudonym posted:

People talk the dark winters being hard to take in higher latitudes. But it's the sun being out all the time in the summer that really gets you. Like one long day broken up by occasional naps.

When I lived farther north than I do now, we'd put tinfoil on our windows in the summer to completely block out the sun. Gotta sleep somehow.

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