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BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



P L A Y S T A T I O N 5

:siren: goon resources in second post :siren:









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upcoming releases? (updated 09/09/22)

Outer Wilds (PS5/X|S 09/15/2022)


Hardspace: Shipbreaker (PS5/X|S 09/20/2023)


The DioFIELD Chronicle (multiplatform 09/22/2022)


Tunic (multiplatform 09/27/2022)


Valkyrie Profile (PS5/PS4/PC 09/28/2022)


Valkyrie Elysium (PS5/PS4/PC 09/29/2022)


Overwatch 2 (multiplatform 10/04/2022)


A Plague Tale: Requiem (PS5/X|S/PC 10/18/2022)


Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II (multiplatform 10/28/2022)


Skull and Bones (PS5/X|S/PC 11/08/2022)


Sonic Frontiers (multiplatform 11/08/2022)


God of War: Ragnarok (PS5/PS4 11/09/2022)


Tactics Ogre Reborn: Let Us Cling Together (PS5/PS4/PC 11/11/2022)


The Callisto Protocol (PS5/X|S/PC 12/02/2022)


Marvel Midnight Suns (multiplatform 12/02/2022)


Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII - Reunion (multiplatform 12/13/2022)


Atomic Heart (multiplatform 2022??)


Little Devil Inside (multiplatform TBD 2022)


Forspoken (PS5 01/24/2023)


Dead Space - Remake (PS5/X|S/PC 01/27/2023)


Hogwarts Legacy (PS5/X|S/PC 02/10/2023)


Like A Dragon: Isshin (PS4/PS5 Feb 2023)


Resident Evil 4 - Remake (PS5/X|S/PC 03/24/2023)


Arc Raiders (PS5/X|S/PC TBD 2023)


Pacific Drive (PS5/PC TBD 2023)


Street Fighter 6 (PS5/PS4/X|S/PC TBD 2023)


Stellar Blade (PS5 TBD 2023)


Rise of the Ronin (PS5 TBD 2024)


Stalker 2: Heart of Chernobyl (PS5/X|S/PC TBD 2023??)


Star Wars: Jedi - Survivor (PS5/X|S/PC TBD 2023)


Final Fantasy XVI (PS5 TBD summer 2023)


Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth (PS5 TBD winter 2023)


Tekken 8 (PS5 TBD)


Skate Story (? TBD)


The Plucky Squire (? TBD 2023??)


Tchia (PS5/PS4/PC 2023)


Suicide Squad: Kill The Justice League (PS5/X|S/PC TBD 2023)


Wolverine (? TBD 2023??)


Spider-Man 2 (? TBD 2023)


Pragmata (? TBD 2023)


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WELCOME TO CONSOLE WAR!





BeanpolePeckerwood fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Sep 14, 2022

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BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



OP CONTINUED

just got a PS5? welcome home, comrade. watch this vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1m39rXSQ6Y

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What is it?

the Playstation 5 or 'PS5' or 'piss5' is Sony's new flagship home console offering for the 9th generation of videogame consoles. It is the standard-bearer for the megacorp's futuristic vision of interactive entertainment, set to release this autumn during the 25th anniversary of the brand.





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What does it look like?





PS5 teardown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaAY-jAjm0w

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How much is it? :siren: :lol: PRICE INCREASE :lol: :siren:

The PS5 has 2 SKUs to choose from, a Base Edition with a 4KUHD Blu-ray drive, and a somewhat less expensive Digital Edition with no Blu-ray drive. Aside from the Blu-ray drive they are the same machine with slightly different shapes.

out of date chart as of sept 2022, see above link


(canadian is something like 499 and 629 RRP :canada:)

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Why is it?

The PS5 represents Sony's first foray into console architecture designed entirely around maximizing the bandwidth potential of SSD technology and minimizing bottlenecks and seek time. Other features include a focus on 4KHDR quality graphics, boost mode for nearly complete backwards compatibility with the Playstation 4 library, HRTF 3D audio Tempest Engine™, Adventures In Raytracing!, newly redesigned haptic feedback (rumble), and more!

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What's in the box!!???



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What else is there?

Peripherals!

DualSense Edge (???$$$)


Custom Plates :airquote:Galaxy Collection:airquote: (US$54.99 :gonk: )


DualSense Controller (US$69.99/CAD$89.99/¥6,980/€69.99)



Sony Inzone H9, H7, and H3 (US $299, $229, $99)


Pulse 3D Wireless Headset (US$99.99/CAD$129.99/¥9,980/€99.99)


PS5 Media Remote (US$29.99/CAD$39.99/¥2,980/€29.99)


PS5 HD Camera (US$59.99/CAD$79.99/¥5,980/€59.99)


DualSense Charging Station (US$29.99/CAD$39.99/¥2,980/€29.99)


PSVR


PSVR2 (early 2023)


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PS+, classic software, goon info, resources, FAQs, PS4 thread info carry-over






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Playstation Goons Discord https://discord.gg/9j7ugAb

the venerable and grimey Playstation 4 thread https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3804356

the goated and bloated Playstation 3 thread https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3974255

Playstation VR thread https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3790293

old PS store thread with good OP https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3803701

PS Vita thread for an extremely alive handheld https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3761351

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:woop: SA GOTY threads :woop:

2021 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3987583

2020 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3950329

2019 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3906060

2018 https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3875640


:vince: SA YOTG thread :vince: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4009482


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Q: "Is there a site that will show me what games are on sale, or where I can check the sale status or trophy listing for specific games?"

A: https://platprices.com/

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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

loving enable 2FA already and stop posting in this thread about how Sony won't let you deactivate devices for 6 months

Here's sony's customer support number:
800-345-7669

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PS+ Service/Tier info



The PS+ service is being completely overhauled in June of 2022, PSnow and PS+ are being rolled into a single service that will feature 3 tiers, access to classic games, and depending on your subscription level access to timed demos, streaming of select titles, and a continuously updating roster of titles. More info to come. For now, here are some starter details about the upcoming services.

PlayStation Plus Essential

United States
$9.99 monthly / $24.99 quarterly / $59.99 yearly
Europe
€8.99 monthly / €24.99 quarterly / €59.99 yearly
United Kingdom
£6.99 monthly / £19.99 quarterly / £49.99 yearly
Japan
¥850 monthly / ¥2,150 quarterly / ¥5,143 yearly

PlayStation Plus Extra

United States
$14.99 monthly / $39.99 quarterly / $99.99 yearly
Europe
€13.99 monthly / €39.99 quarterly / €99.99 yearly
United Kingdom
£10.99 monthly / £31.99 quarterly / £83.99 yearly
Japan
¥1,300 monthly / ¥3,600 quarterly / ¥8,600 yearly

PlayStation Plus Premium

United States
$17.99 monthly / $49.99 quarterly / $119.99 yearly
Europe
€16.99 monthly / €49.99 quarterly / €119.99 yearly
United Kingdom
£13.49 monthly / £39.99 quarterly / £99.99 yearly
Japan
¥1,550 – monthly / ¥4,300 – quarterly / ¥10,250 yearly



https://blog.playstation.com/2022/0...in-the-service/

https://blog.playstation.com/2022/05/23/your-guide-to-the-all-new-playstation-plus/ (much Q&A info here)

univbee posted:

So here's a breakdown for those unaware regarding the PS1-PSP-PS2 titles:

All games are in their "native" versions with no meaningful game enhancements/rebuilding, so expect weird controls, lack of analog stick support and stuff like that.

Each PS1 game has two empty memory cards that are unique for that game, one in each memory card slot. You can't manage their contents directly but can do whatever the in-game system allows you to do.

PS1 and PSP games have separate PS4 and PS5 versions, which have separate saves and trophies (which can't be transferred between versions) but are otherwise indistinguishable from each-other. None of these games can be streamed from the cloud, they are download only.

I believe Worms World Party and Worms Armageddon are their PAL versions but this isn't really noticeable. Note that the game's do support 16x9 screens in their options so go and change this and then activate "Wide Zoom" in the emulator's settings.

I believe all other PS1 games are their US NTSC versions.

Here's a full list of the classic PS1 games:

Ape Escape (US NTSC)
Hot Shots Golf (US NTSC)
I.Q. Intelligence Qube (US NTSC)
Jumping Flash! (US NTSC)
Mr. Driller (US NTSC) (subscription only)
Resident Evil Director's Cut (US NTSC) (subscription only)
Syphon Filter (US NTSC)
Tekken 2 (US NTSC) (subscription only)
Wild Arms (US NTSC)
Worms Armageddon (PAL version?, supports 16x9)
Worms World Party (PAL version?, supports 16x9)

"subscription only" games are only playable if you have the PS+ Premium (highest tier) subscription, you can't buy them a-la-carte or free upgrade with owning them on PS3/PSP/Vita, but you can do this with the other titles (I can mostly confirm for free upgrades, and all other titles have a "just buy them" price).

At the moment the only PSP game is echochrome.

For PS2 they are all technically PS4 games. All are purchaseable a-la-carte, but don't free upgrade from the PS3 digital versions. A few games are buggy on a PS5 with glitchy graphics, but you can bypass this by streaming these games from the cloud instead. Here's the full list:

Ape Escape 2 (buggy on PS5)
Arc the Lad: Twilight of the Spirits
Dark Cloud
Dark Cloud 2
FantaVision
Hot Shots Tennis
Jak 3 (Download only)
Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy (Download only)
Jak II (Download only)
Jak X: Combat Racing (Download only)
Kinetica
Okage Shadow King (buggy on PS5)
Primal (buggy on PS5)
Red Faction
Red Faction II
Rise of the Kasai (Download only)
Rogue Galaxy
Siren
Star Wars Bounty Hunter
Star Wars Jedi Starfighter
Star Wars Racer: Revenge
The Mark of Kri (Download only)
War of the Monsters (Download only)
Wild Arms 3

"Download only" games don't have an option to stream from the PS Cloud, but the other titles do.

univbee posted:

Did some more investigating. There is probably still work that will be done, because the PC app still lists a ton of games that are mis-tagged as "PS3" titles and aren't actually streamable currently. Whether that's enabling streaming or removing the titles from being visible in the PC app is still to be determined.

https://pastebin.com/bhVAPRjw

Here's the most complete list I could put together with everything that's available, including which games aren't streamable, although this might not be comprehensive so it's entirely possible I missed some games that aren't streamable.

univbee posted:

PS+ Premium news

Continuing the tradition of "doing unpaid work for Sony", here are some updates regarding PS+ Premium I was able to dig up.

Shadow Warrior 3 it seems is pretty certainly leaving the service today (in about an hour in North America).
Also leaving this month is the PS3 game Syberia, leaving July 19th.

The PC app for streaming appears to have been fixed, and now no longer shows games which aren't actually available for streaming. The retro header still says "PS1, PSP and PS2 games" despite only having PS2 games but whatever.

I have two lists of titles for North America:

Here's the list of all games on the service and I tagged the ones that aren't streamable (I think it's complete but I may have missed some) https://pastebin.com/bhVAPRjw

Here's the streaming-only game list https://pastebin.com/mADbm7pL



additionally, an advanced tour through the new service (may or may not reflect the final experience)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkd7Xz15bao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYki_YpJoM8

edit; june 2022 update/ confirmed, majority of PSX classics are NTSC versions

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and of course, for PS5 owners the PS+ game collection will be sticking around indefinitely.

PS5 ps+ game collection
https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/1321475320910880768

(PS+ game collection can only be redeemed on a PS5, but once it is redeemed for a specific PS+ account all the included games are also available for use on PS4. )







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Game Library

PS5 backwards compatability library status

https://andshrew.github.io/supreme-enigma/

plus!

backwards compatibility testing, old rear end games hitting 60fps for the first time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeez5sA7enQ

info on PS4 games that have free upgrades to the PS5 version

https://www.pushsquare.com/guides/ps4-to-ps5-all-games-with-confirmed-free-upgrades

info on all games that have been de-listed from the PS Store to date

https://www.psu.com/news/every-ps3-ps4-ps-vita-game-delisted-from-the-ps-store/

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Couch co-op/multiplayer games

:siren: official couch co-op megathread :siren:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3980980

quote:

Couch co-op/multi games

- Lara Croft and the Temple of Osiris
- Guacamelee
- Guacamelee 2
- Borderlands: The Handsome Collection
- Geometry Wars
- Little Big Planet 3
- Rayman Origins
- Rayman Legends
- Resident Evil 5
- Resident Evil 6
- Trine 2/3
- Towerfall: Ascension
- Rocket League
- Defense Grid 2
- Knack 2 (lol)
- Dragon’s Crown Pro
- Divinity: Original Sin II
- Helldivers
- Alienation
- Virtua Fighter 5: Ultimate Showdown
- Soul Calibur 6
- Resogun
- Dying Light
- Catherine: Full Body
- Earth Defense Force
- Overcooked
- Overcooked 2
- Enter the Gungeon
- Broforce
- Puyo Puyo Tetris 2
- Mother Russia Bleeds
- Nidhogg
- Nidhogg 2
- Cuphead
- Diablo 3: Reaper of Souls
- Spelunky 2
- Everybody’s Golf
- Gang Beasts
- Windjammers
- Tricky Towers
- A Way Out
- It Takes Two
- Castle Crashers
- Salt and Sanctuary
- Don’t Starve Together
- Trackmania Turbo
- Until Dawn
- “Pretty much all of the Lego games”
- Sackboy: A Big Adventure
- Crash Team Racing: Nitro Fueled
- any WORMS title
- Tony Hawk 1+2
- Gran Turismo Sport
- Ultimate Chicken Horse
- STREETS OF RAGE!!
- Scott Pilgrim vs The World
- Nex Machina
- Sega Classics Collection
- Capcom Beat 'em Up Pack
- Stardew Valley
- No Man’s Sky


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this console is weird looking, how can i make it look like an oreo cookie instead, or at least more generic

buy some overpriced cosmetic plastic!

https://dbrand.com/shop/special-edition/ps5

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Internal NVME SSD drives, which ones and how to?

incomplete list of supposedly compatible drives

quote:

Notable Compatible NVMe 4.0 Drives: Among others as well.

980 Pro - Additional heatsink required, firmware update optional via Magician software

WD SN850 With Heatsink

WD SN850 - Additional heatsink required

Seagate 530 Firecuda

Crucial P5 Plus - Additional heatsink required

PNY XLR8 - Additional heatsink required

Corsair MP600 Pro (You must remove the heatsink that comes with it)

Gigabyte Aorus 7000S with Heatsink

MSI Spatium M480 - Additional heatsink required

Sabarent Rocket 4 Plus - Additional heatsink required

Compatible Heatsinks:

Be Quiet MC1 (the Pro variant is NOT compatible)

MHQJRH Heatsink

PELOTE Heatsink

Sabrent M.2 NVMe PS5 heatsink (Pre-Order)

Warship Pro Heatsink

GIGABYTE AORUS External Heatsink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Qr4JDYjj-g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzgRJnW-CpA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQZROCPKbYQ

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Request your PSVR adapter for PS5
https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/1321489761127653376
https://www.playstation.com/camera-adaptor

Lumpy posted:

Note that if you are in the US / Canada / Mexico you have to use this URL: https://global.support.playstation.com/s/pscamera-adaptor?language=en_US

And also, note that for the first 1-50 times your put in your serial number and hit "Next" it will say "Oops, and error occurred". Just keep deleting and pasting your serial number back in and hitting "Next" again. Do not reload the page! Eventually it will work and show you the address form.

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I'm having trouble using my DualShock 4 and/or DualSense with my PC

acksplode posted:

We're going to make this work. You can play wireless with ds4windows. It's typically used for tricking Windows into thinking a dualshock/sense is an Xbox controller, but it can also emulate a DS4 for times where that's convenient. The nice thing is that it still works over bluetooth. You can play PS5 games, and the touchpad works, but there's no rumble at all and none of the unique dualsense features work. Tested by playing Returnal for a bit.

Install the latest release at https://github.com/Ryochan7/DS4Windows/releases

Connect your dualsense to windows and then get ds4windows to recognize it. Guides can be found on google

Create a controller profile that has emulated controller (under the other tab) set to DS4 and then apply that profile to your controller. You might also need to check touchpad output to make sure it's pass thru instead of controlling the mouse.

Fire up remote play. It should recognize your emulated DS4 and just work.

Pee ahead of time, it's gonna be tempting to let er rip instead of getting out

bop bop perano posted:

I've found that the most reliable way to use a PS5 (and PS4) controller with Windows was to use one of these https://www.amazon.com/8Bitdo-Raspb...337897247&psc=1

Using the Dualsense with Steam wired works fine like every time, but I've always had terrible luck getting it to work with like Xbox Gamepass games, or some Epic Games Store games, but using that bluetooth dongle has worked literally every time I've tried it. And for all I know it doesn't even have to be that specific Bluetooth dongle, I just initially bought that one so I could use my dualshock with my switch and then found that it was particularly useful for getting playstation controllers to work with finnicky PC games.

edit: oh and I can confirm it works with Remote Play on PC, I somehow skipped over that when reading your post.

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What kind of HDMI cable do I need for the optimum 4K experience?

Vietnom nom nom posted:

Warning to anyone looking at that cable, that's just an HDMI 2.0 cable NOT HDMI 2.1

If you want 4k/120hz (like if you just bought a new LG CX TV or something), you'll need an HDMI 2.1 cable like the following:
https://www.amazon.com/48Gbps-Compatible-Netflix-Playstation-Samsung/dp/B07S1CGQ9Z/

Those are rated for 48 Gbps and are HDMI 2.1 certified.

The monoprice equivalent would be this:
https://www.monoprice.com/product?p_id=31229

The cable with the PS5 of course works as well, these are just if you want another for whatever reason.

univbee posted:

Quality of HDMI cables is starting to matter now with 4K HDR and especially with 120 Hz and VRR.

Any HDMI cable can do 1080p60 SDR unless it's totally hosed. (HDMI 1.4)
You need somewhat recent, good quality cables for 4K, especially with HDR. (HDMI 2.0)
You need new and excellent quality cables for 8K, or 4K with 120 Hz or VRR support. (HDMI 2.1)

The cable included with all PS5s is HDMI 2.1 compliant.

For other loose cables there's no way to tell without plugging it in and seeing. The only proper "tester" for this that anyone might have access to is if they have one of the higher-end Denon receivers from 2020 (the ones that are over $1000 and I think claim to support 8K).

If your cable isn't up to snuff you will have issues like video going black for a few seconds or flickering randomly, stuff like that.

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UX/User Interface troubleshooting

univbee posted:

Time to report on a few common issues I've been seeing.

First is the whole PS4/PS5 multiple versions thing. Bizarrely, this issue cropped up for me when I downloaded Fortnite, despite the PS4 version being explicitly incompatible on PS5.

What you have to do when hovering over a game's launch icon is to press the button formerly known as Options and select "Game Version". This will break down into whatever's related to the game in question (I think it will also list base/GOTY versions where those are separate SKUs).
(*fixed in patch) So make sure you're on the correct (PS5) version.



Second is managing DLC at least for PS4 titles.

Same idea, you just go to "Manage Game Content" from the "Options" menu on the game icon.



Then anything you don't have installed that's a separate download will be listed here with "not installed" next to it.



Just go down the list and hit X to add the items to your download queue.






The PS5 DLC menu goes a step beyond and lets you uninstall components. It seems to have support for CJing language packs too, but I don't know if any games properly leverage this feature yet.

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other Q&A

"How do I buy Spiderman Remastered?"

You are able to buy Spider-Man Remastered as a $20 PSN purchase with any version of Spider-Man: Miles Morales, including the PS4 version by using the free PS5 upgrade first. It's also an auto pack-in with the MM Ultimate Edition.

details

https://blog.playstation.com/2020/09/30/marvels-spider-man-remastered-detailed/

"Do I have to buy Sony's Pulse 3D headset to experience 3D audio?"

Nope! Any stereo headphones with an analogue 3.5mm jack can take advantage of the new HRTF 3D audio, that means headset you can get to successfully hook up to the PS5 will utilize the Tempest Engine to some degree, through the DualSense!

"I plugged my controller into the console and even enabled the options to charge it in Rest Mode but it's not charging!"

As of this time the front USB port does not charge during Rest Mode, try plugging your controller's usb cable into one of the rear ports. Check your settings, or try one of the rear ports, or get the controller charging dock which is a nice quality device for $30.

"Any other weird rear end launch bug issues?"

Yes. External storage is a bit buggy right now. Predominantly, most serious issues people are having with their launch consoles involve some kind of sketchy interaction between playing PS4 games off of external storage and using Rest Mode. Take that for what it is.

this has all been worked out mostly through system patches

"anything else??????"

Don't skip Astro Bot! :blastu:

Afro posted:

I have never gotten a Platinum trophy in my life, until I played Astro's Playroom.

This has to be one of the best pack in games of all time.

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the repair/return experience

univbee posted:

My big beautiful box arrived from Sony with no PS5 inside :negative:











Oh wait, that was the point, it's a box for me to send my PS5 to them (I have that RT issue). Here's info on it, for the curious.



Big chunky box containing absolutely everything you need to send your PS5 back, including a prepaid shipping label and even strips of tape to seal the box with.

The foam that supports the PS5 is precisely molded to perfectly hold the console.



And here's the instructions you get for sending it back, it's pretty much identical to the PS4 Pro I sent in. You have to remove the stand. Also, as usual, dead bugs in console = voided warranty and they won't repair it even if you pay them.



My plan is to ship it back first thing on Monday and hope I get it back for Friday (might not be likely but definitely possible).

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Aidan_702 posted:

gently caress yeah I got my 2021 wrap up working!




https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca8...BdmHgDFltblkmnQ

BeanpolePeckerwood fucked around with this message at 09:04 on Aug 31, 2022

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

I am ready for the PS5.

My Entertainment center might not be though because its a big boi.

MarcusSA fucked around with this message at 08:23 on Sep 22, 2020

Heavy Metal
Sep 1, 2014

America's $1 Funnyman

Nice to see Terry Bogard in the OP, he fights for love! I demand Terry as well as Mega Man, Gordon Freeman, Duke Nukem, Samus, and yes Dig Dug on PS5.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



now to construct a custom pedestal for this extremely fat boy

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Pr8xnNi7OM&t=22s

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Where's the PS6 thread?

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



turns out they named the 6th playstation the PS5

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Imagine buying a console that won't have Doom games :laugh:

Wrap it up!!!!

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyPQVsdCuRk

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Imagine playing Doom games.

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

I preordered the PlayStation Five.

Will I get it? Who the gently caress knows?

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Quantum of Phallus posted:

Imagine buying a console that won't have Doom games :laugh:

Wrap it up!!!!

only psvailures up in this binch

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



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BeanpolePeckerwood fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Jan 13, 2022

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
So it’s some kind of station for playing things on? ok i’m down

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



MarcusSA posted:

I am ready for the PS5.

My Entertainment center might not be though because its a big boi.



wat is that tv, looks wacko small

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
BP would you be able to include a link to the PlayStation discord in the OP please?

https://discord.gg/9j7ugAb this one will never expire!!!

Heavy Metal
Sep 1, 2014

America's $1 Funnyman

Let us do gamer icon Hideo Kojima proud. Bridges between gamers. Thinking about how cool David Bowie is and stuff.

I love Doom as much as the next guy, I actually figured the next id game would be a different ip. Possibly even a new one. They've been working on Doom exclusively as their main project since Rage back in 2011. (Rage 2, Quake Champs, and Wolfenstein being by other devs.)

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Escobarbarian posted:

BP would you be able to include a link to the PlayStation discord in the OP please?

https://discord.gg/9j7ugAb this one will never expire!!!

done; it's in the second post

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



good luck buying one of these bastards, they're rarer than gold

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Waltzing Along posted:

Imagine playing Doom games.

i'm imaginging it alright... on the new Microsoft Xbox Series S|X via Microsfot Game Pass :getin:

kanonvandekempen
Mar 14, 2009

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

wat is that tv, looks wacko small

Unless I'm massively mistaken, that's a 34 inch TV, so yeah, they took almost the smallest TV possible as a reference.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

The orb!

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice
Pre-ordered mine in february, store has no idea when they know more about delivery times


On PS4 release I was one of the lucky goons who were able to use the SQL exploit on Amazon someone figured out, that let you order one of the consoles reserved as backup for faulty etc. pre-orders.
Maybe someone will find a similar trick this time

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
YOOOOOOOooooooo I am stokkkeedddd! :D
(I am not pre-ordering, I am waiting till after release because I have a wedding to pay for first!)

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



VideoGames posted:

YOOOOOOOooooooo I am stokkkeedddd! :D
(I am not pre-ordering, I am waiting till after release because I have a wedding to pay for first!)

Veeg plz change thread title on any old whim yoy have k? Other than adding info to 2nd post i'm handing the wheel of this megaship to you :blastu:

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
Posting in the fifth playstation thread

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

Veeg plz change thread title on any old whim yoy have k? Other than adding info to 2nd post i'm handing the wheel of this megaship to you :blastu:

<3 I love changing the PS4 thread titles and I would be honoured to continue here as well :)
This is going to be a great thread for a great console!

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
For once I'm actually in at launch, which happened almost entirely by accident, but I'm glad because I was also debating getting a 3080 and whelp.

VideoGames posted:

YOOOOOOOooooooo I am stokkkeedddd! :D
(I am not pre-ordering, I am waiting till after release because I have a wedding to pay for first!)

Mazel tov.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



VideoGames posted:

I am waiting till after release because I have a wedding to pay for first!

lady veeg is a quite the pro gamer girl from what from what my sources tell me, you better put a ring on that!

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

lady veeg is a quite the pro gamer girl from what from what my sources tell me, you better put a ring on that!

Hahaha I did last December :) Marriage next year!

And yeah I built her a pc about a week and a half ago (My old i5-2500k, 16gb ram, 2 x 240GB SSDs and an RTX 2070 super) and she has been incredible in TF2 which is the first FPS she has ever played! She mains medic and hearing her shout about spies and sentries after only a week is a delight to me :D

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



CottonWolf
Jul 20, 2012

Good ideas generator

I was tempted to preorder the media remote with my console, but then I saw it had a dedicated Disney+ button and any desire I might have had to do that dissolved instantly.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


The Dual sense IS included with the console right? I noticed in the op as an accessory but not in the "what's in the box" section.

ThisIsACoolGuy
Nov 2, 2010

Shaped like a friend

I was tempted to preorder but then the preorders were suddenly gone with no warning thanks nintendo

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

John Wick of Dogs posted:

The Dual sense IS included with the console right? I noticed in the op as an accessory but not in the "what's in the box" section.

Yes, of course!

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓ð’‰𒋫 𒆷ð’€𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 ð’®𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Ground floor, got my preorder.

PS5 heuge

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

Ground floor, got my preorder.

PS5 heuge

Ground floor because there is no flat on earth that can withstand the weight!

JordanKai
Aug 19, 2011

Get high and think of me.


BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

Demon's Souls gifs

Even though I'm still not a big fan of the aesthetic of the DeS remaster, I thought it was really awesome to see how quickly Bluepoint responded to criticism. Within a few months, while they were still in active development, they fixed a couple of things that really peeved off fans, like Flamelurker having a regular jaw with a beard instead of an unhinged jaw melded to his chest.

(First trailer)
(Second trailer)

Or maybe he changes appearance partway into the fight, who knows! Either way, I'm happy loosejaw Flamelurker is here to stay. :stoked:

JordanKai fucked around with this message at 12:35 on Sep 22, 2020

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edgar_
Sep 4, 2003

kampen mot gud og hvite krist er i gang
Grimey Drawer
Ground floor after it smashed through my entertainment center, weakened by mass and heat

My first console since x360, my first ps since ps2. Excited to get immediate access to all the ps4 library I missed as I branch out from PC master race devotion for the past decade

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