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Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

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# ? Sep 22, 2020 05:23

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 16:42

NienNunb: Feb 15, 2012

Slapjack

# ? Sep 22, 2020 05:29

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

WARDLOW

# ? Sep 22, 2020 05:34

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

# ? Sep 22, 2020 05:35

ICR: Dec 31, 2008

I refuse to post here until T-BAR steps up to the plate and gets his own thread too.

# ? Sep 22, 2020 05:39

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

# ? Sep 22, 2020 05:42

a cyborg mug: Mar 8, 2010

Fun fact: if you switch the places of the vowels in Slapjack around, you get Slapjack

# ? Sep 22, 2020 05:51

Max Coveri: Dec 23, 2015; by Athanatos

Just bought a Slapjack Blvd street sign

# ? Sep 22, 2020 05:51

NienNunb: Feb 15, 2012

Flapjacks

# ? Sep 22, 2020 05:53

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Slapjack spelled backward is Slapjack.

Try it out!

# ? Sep 22, 2020 05:54

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

slapjack;

# ? Sep 22, 2020 06:06

Pinche Rudo: Feb 8, 2005

Slapjack > Pedigree

# ? Sep 22, 2020 06:20

ARMBAR A COP: Nov 24, 2007

Mace Crew

# ? Sep 22, 2020 06:24

ARMBAR A COP: Nov 24, 2007

No, wait. T-Bar

# ? Sep 22, 2020 06:25

a cyborg mug: Mar 8, 2010

Titty Bar

# ? Sep 22, 2020 06:34

hunnert car pileup: Oct 28, 2007; the first world was a mistake

reading recaps of this, I'm a bit surprised Vince didn't name one of them Corn Pop :sad:

# ? Sep 22, 2020 07:04

edogawa rando: Mar 20, 2007; I think my mass effect is broken

Malcolm Excellent posted:

Slapjack spelled backward is Slapjack.

Try it out!

Slapjack is killer spelled backwards.

# ? Sep 22, 2020 07:07

ARMBAR A COP: Nov 24, 2007

extradite THIS! posted:

Titty Bar

AEW Champ

# ? Sep 22, 2020 07:12

Trying: Sep 26, 2019

The lady Retributions are Fruity-Booty and The Yak

# ? Sep 22, 2020 08:06

Golden Bee: Dec 24, 2009; I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Ma$e

# ? Sep 22, 2020 08:42

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Slap...nuts?

# ? Sep 22, 2020 09:30

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

https://bicyclecards.com/how-to-play/slapjack/

quote:

THE PACK

The standard 52-card pack is used.

OBJECT OF THE GAME

The goal is to win all the cards, by being first to slap each jack as it is played to the center.

THE DEAL

Deal cards one at a time face down, to each player until all the cards have been dealt. The hands do not have to come out even. Without looking at any of the cards, each player squares up their hand into a neat pile in front of them.

THE PLAY

Beginning on the dealer’s left, each player lifts one card at a time from their pile and places it face up in the center of the table.
When the card played to the center is a jack, the fun begins! The first player to slap their hand down on the jack takes it, as well as all the cards beneath it. The player winning these cards turns them face down, places them under their pile of cards, and shuffles them to form a new, larger pile.
When more than one player slaps at a jack, the one whose hand is directly on top of the jack wins the pile. If a player slaps at any card in the center that is not a jack, they must give one card, face down, to the player of that card. When a player has no more cards left, they remain in the game until the next jack is turned. The player may slap at the jack in an effort to get a new pile. If the player fails to win that next pile, they are out of the game.

# ? Sep 22, 2020 10:14

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

HERE COMES THE JACK

AND HERE COMES THE SLAPPER

# ? Sep 22, 2020 12:28

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Golden Bee posted:

Ma$e

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2rlqrj

https://www.complex.com/music/2014/12/mase-instagram-the-humbling

# ? Sep 22, 2020 12:30

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

That's some slap, Jack.

# ? Sep 22, 2020 12:52

Power Windows: Dec 29, 2004; Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Skipjack

# ? Sep 22, 2020 14:30

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Knick knack

Paddy whack

# ? Sep 22, 2020 14:31

ICR: Dec 31, 2008

In 5 years, children and adults will be chanting the name of the champion of the WWE. Carrying all the belts. Say hello to your 17-time world heavyweight champion of the world and Dancing with the Stars cast member:

SLAPJACK

# ? Sep 22, 2020 14:39

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://www.newspapers.com/clip/9884745/jack-the-slapper/

# ? Sep 22, 2020 14:40

Gumball Gumption: Jan 7, 2012

I heard if you say slapjack in the mirror three times in a row he comes and turns you into antifa

# ? Sep 22, 2020 16:39

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

crackerjack

# ? Sep 22, 2020 16:42

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

SLAP INTO A SLIMJACK

# ? Sep 22, 2020 16:43

Numero6: Oct 10, 2012; ここは地の果て　流されて俺
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Slap that Brother, Jack!

# ? Sep 22, 2020 16:55

Tato: Jun 19, 2001; DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

When the gently caress is this renegade superstar fighting against the machine going to get an officially licensed piece of WWE apparel with a big ugly tag I can buy

# ? Sep 22, 2020 20:20