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Silicon Valley strikes again! yr new gurlfrand! posted:In negative reviews in the Google Play and App Store, users complain about a hidden $35 enrollment fee to access the platform, and a lack of work once signed up. lmao
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 09:32 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 11:59 |
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Is america just litteraly all grifts built on grifts?
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 09:45 |
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Jestery posted:Is america just litteraly all grifts built on grifts? close. its grifts built upon grifts built upon even more grifts built upon native american burial grounds.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 09:49 |
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Jestery posted:Is capitalism just litteraly all grifts built on grifts? Yes.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 09:53 |
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don't forget the nepotism nuggets!
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 10:18 |
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https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1308143119762939905?s=19
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 10:51 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Lol at the projection here. Trump’s body is 40% adderal. I love that he's "Sleepy Joe" but also on uppers at the same time. Really makes a ton of sense.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 11:29 |
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Lolling that Trump and the GOP think Putin is a nice guy because he's a nationalist bigoted criminal like them (and also he sends them money) so they're like "he can't be that bad, can he?" Sure, Putin is absolutely not trying to crumble the US from within. Don't trust what your intelligence services warned you about, lol
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 11:31 |
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InsertPotPun posted:Monster Squad is one of my favorite movies, still mostly holds up, and deserves WAY more respect than it gets. Insert PotPun has NARDS
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 11:36 |
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:Lolling that Trump and the GOP think Putin is a nice guy because he's a nationalist bigoted criminal like them (and also he sends them money) so they're like "he can't be that bad, can he?" Funny, you say he's trying. He already finished his work. There's simply no way out of this anymore, Putin won the cold war based out of a crumbled Soviet Union which is a lol.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 11:40 |
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:Lolling that Trump and the GOP think Putin is a nice guy because he's a nationalist bigoted criminal like them (and also he sends them money) so they're like "he can't be that bad, can he?" You don't seriously believe this, right? They aren't stupid, they're complicit.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 11:41 |
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Tahirovic posted:Funny, you say he's trying. He already finished his work. There's simply no way out of this anymore, Putin won the cold war based out of a crumbled Soviet Union which is a lol. It's not even like Putin "won" - Russia's collapse into a kleptocracy was entirely a product of US foreign policy. You guys sent a bunch of Chicago school dickheads out there to help the Russian mob and intelligence services loot the Russian economy amid the collapse of the USSR and then did a surprise pikachu face when these thieves and murderers you enriched and empowered continued to be thieves and murderers. It's a self own for the history books.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 12:02 |
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:You don't seriously believe this, right? They aren't stupid, they're complicit. It's obviously both friend
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 12:04 |
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The GOP is also trying to crumble the US from within.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 12:23 |
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busalover posted:The GOP is also trying to crumble the US from within. It might naive of me but, why? Like is it just for the money and then they flee to their secret islands and let the rest of the country deal with the chaos?
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 12:28 |
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I love trumps campaign rallies. It's just him talking about hwat he saw on tv. it's like that mystery science theatre, but for awful assholes.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 12:28 |
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:It might naive of me but, why? They get the money now and their children and grandchildren live with the (literal) fallout.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 12:48 |
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:It might naive of me but, why? Yeah. The same reason they don't care about the environment. They won't be here when it's an issue so gently caress it. They literally are completely amoral and greedy above all.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 12:53 |
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Yeah. The same reason they don't care about the environment. They won't be here when it's an issue so gently caress it. They literally are completely amoral and greedy above all. Mmm, I get the guillotines now. It wasn't a metaphor at all.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 12:55 |
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https://twitter.com/kdurquiza/status/1308281168538656769 https://twitter.com/juliaioffe/status/1308261935541096448 also reminder that Trump's brother supposedly died from it, lol
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 12:57 |
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Does it surprise any of you that this is the gormless bellend that has nominated Turmp to the Nobel Peace Prize four years in a row. The current news here is that Cheeto Benito called him at three in the morning on Sunday night to thank him for the nomination.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 13:00 |
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Lodin posted:Does it surprise any of you that this is the gormless bellend that has nominated Turmp to the Nobel Peace Prize four years in a row. worth pointing out that this idiot and trump has a lot in common. they're both whiny, racist assholes whos only real accomplishments is inheriting a big business.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 13:05 |
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How much can I get paid to evict myself
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 13:10 |
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Chumbawumba4ever97 posted:I love that he's "Sleepy Joe" but also on uppers at the same time. Really makes a ton of sense. Some leaked audio from a recent White House meeting might help shed some light on this: TRUMP: How is he... how can Joe Biden, SLEEPY JOE I CALL HIM, how can he [inaudible] stand up for 3 hours? No lean? He doesn't do the lean? KUSHNER: Well... I... um..... TRUMP: Does anybody hear that? It's.... do you hear that? I hear a noise. A buzzing noise, buzzing like bee. I can hear it inside the wall. OBAMA! [inaudible] the walls, he's spying. THEY CALL IT OBAMAGATE and he's doing it RIGHT NOW! KUSHNER: That's, uh... well.... hmmmmm. CRUZ: No, sorry, that's me. Sorry, it's just a new, uh... new thing I need to check out online. Yeah, that's the ticket. *hammering noises are heard* TRUMP: They call 'em hammers, you use a hammer and you ham a thing, I don't know whether they named the tool first or the meat. Nobody knows, it happened so very long ago. But you gotta....[inaudible] OBAMA INSIDE [inaudible] just like the cow computers, do we remember those? You got the computer but it came inside a cow box, I don't [inaudible] very sleepy. So sleepy. Bye bye. *a wet thud is heard* CRUZ: Hey, uh... can I use the wifi here? And can I have like.... 6 minutes of alone time? It helps if I'm thinking about 9/11, do we have some flags I can look at? KUSHNER: Ummmmmm, well....
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 13:13 |
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https://twitter.com/Politics_Polls/status/1308189633394757633 lol
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 13:14 |
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InternetJunky posted:I want Biden to win, and the Dems take a page from the GOP playbook and add two extra SC justices since that's technically not prohibited in the constitution. With any luck this results (eventually) in each side adding more and more justices until the US has thousands of them. “In a 5,274,638 to 5,274,637 decision...”
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 13:15 |
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1308379796829863942?s=19
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 13:18 |
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It's me. I'm the rogue from Tennessee
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 13:28 |
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So important decisions would be made by absolute group consensus with the same faith as people have for the stock market operating on the same principles? Crazy talk
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 13:31 |
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mono posted:https://twitter.com/kdurquiza/status/1308281168538656769 “Virtually nobody” i.e. “not me, Donald J. Trump”
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 13:32 |
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they've been making it there since 2007
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 13:34 |
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Here’s the takeaway from capitalism at its worse and natural expression: it’s always about short term gain. There are no long term plans. There are no infrastructure building or capital investment. It’s always raid what little value exists and the fallout is always someone else’s problem unless there is profit to be gained in fixing the problem you created. True republicans don’t give a poo poo about evangelicals or blue collar workers or even their grandparents. They are means to an end. It’s all about the right now. The democrats? Tons of great ideas that require the opposite of capitalism (investment, things requiring reduction in max profit). Why is America like this? One simple answer. If you don’t burn the world for a 1% increase in profit, you can be drat sure the next guy will. There is no profit in building anything anymore. No more r&d or investment in the future. You guys remember nanotechnology? Yeah whatever happened to that? Amazon, Apple? Just great ideas that haven’t been raided yet. -Captain Obvious
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 13:50 |
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mono posted:https://twitter.com/kdurquiza/status/1308281168538656769 Also Herman Cain lol edit: also didn't he say he never downplayed the coronavirus? lol
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 13:51 |
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Moonrise over myhami
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 14:00 |
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If I saw a shooting star I would wish that everytime a politician lied a little chimpanzee would pop out from somewhere and twist their titties. It would make me believe in magic again, and I think it would make the world a better place
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 14:01 |
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Can the monkey wear sunglasses and a gold chain that says 'titty time' on it when it hops out
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 14:07 |
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Listening to yesterday's Pod Save America they made mention of the fact that there's something like 13 working days left on the legislative calendar before the election - I'm curious why this isn't something that isn't being discussed more in the media rather than the fact that there's 42 calendar days left before the election. Is this because the republicans can always just call an emergency session or something? i mean, to say nothing of all the poo poo they're not loving passing (COVID relief, budget, healthcare reform in two lol weeks)
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 14:08 |
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Waterbed Wendy posted:If I saw a shooting star I would wish that everytime a politician lied a little chimpanzee would pop out from somewhere and twist their titties. It would make me believe in magic again, and I think it would make the world a better place @RealDonaldTrump: "For some reason" I am now being followed by "thousands" of tiny monkies (chimps) which are attacking me every time I open my mouth. OBAMABIDEN has gone Too Far once again.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 14:09 |
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Big Beef City posted:Can the monkey wear sunglasses and a gold chain that says 'titty time' on it when it hops out Yes, and I will also add a diaper paid for by the taxpayers. Everything else is free from the wish, but the diapers must be changed often and the money has to come from somewhere. Also it's a chimp not a monkey.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 14:11 |
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Big Beef City posted:I'm not saying you'd want to. I remember as a little kid being frightened to visit my uncle in Miami because it was the murder capital back then but of course what the news did then and now is not point out the violence is focused in one specific area and is gang violence that you'll never encounter.
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