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I want to know more about Shaq's secret stash.
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Sep 22, 2020 01:52
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^^^^^^ Edit: Shaq is drinking from a tea cup! Edit 2:vvvv You're welcome! nunsexmonkrock fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Sep 22, 2020 |
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Sep 22, 2020 01:56
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nunsexmonkrock posted:^^^^^^ Thank you
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Sep 22, 2020 02:03
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my mushroom is itchy
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Sep 22, 2020 02:38
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Well then scratch it! I have 3 mushrooms growing next to my tree - they are transparent. I can't figure out if I should pick them and eat them or not.
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Sep 22, 2020 02:52
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How the sweet poo poo does shaq fit in a Ferrari?!
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Sep 22, 2020 03:00
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Sheryl Crow in Bootie Shorts
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Sep 22, 2020 03:09
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IF SHE'S DRESSING SNAPPY IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD IF HER ARMS BEND THAT WAY THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO SAD
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Sep 22, 2020 03:14
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that is a low tier magazine sir. no style. someone scan an early issue of bitch
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Sep 22, 2020 03:34
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CARNAL CRASH COURSE
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Sep 22, 2020 03:51
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Roundup Ready posted:How the sweet poo poo does shaq fit in a Ferrari?! Baby oil.
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Sep 22, 2020 03:54
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Send this post back to 2002 where it belongs.
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Sep 22, 2020 04:12
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gary oldmans diary posted:that is a low tier magazine sir. no style. someone scan an early issue of bitch This one better? 
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Sep 22, 2020 04:18
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How to... Chat up foreigners
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Sep 22, 2020 04:44
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I zoned in on How to fight an elephant.
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Sep 22, 2020 04:53
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Thought she was topless, did you? No, I did not think she was topless.
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Sep 22, 2020 05:55
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Ugh, another 3-legged table salesman. 
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Sep 22, 2020 06:33
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TheAardvark posted:Thought she was topless, did you? There was a thing covering up her boobs and when you removed it you didn't see tits.
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Sep 22, 2020 07:03
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nunsexmonkrock posted:There was a thing covering up her boobs and when you removed it you didn't see tits.
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Sep 22, 2020 10:05
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I have seen way too many tits in my life. Edit: Worked for a porn company. nunsexmonkrock fucked around with this message at 10:48 on Sep 22, 2020 |
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Sep 22, 2020 10:35
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lol remember that time Sheryl Crow said she wipes her lovely rear end with one single square of tp and acted like it wasn’t weird or gross af at all and then she tried to tell us (normal people) that we can all do it too? I hope Lance Armstrong has to eat the diseased unspeakable poo poo off her nasty rear end with aids in it every day forever and ever nunsexmonkrock posted:I have seen way too many tits in my life. there is no such thing as too many tits wtf nunsexmonkrock posted:Edit: Worked for a porn company. 
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Sep 22, 2020 12:05
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I. M. Gei posted:lol remember that time Sheryl Crow said she wipes her lovely rear end with one single square of tp and acted like it wasn’t weird or gross af at all and then she tried to tell us (normal people) that we can all do it too? "I am sitting by the fire in the mountains of West Virginia - Oh baby come and light my fire!" -I monitored the phone sex lines and made sure the porn website worked.
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Sep 22, 2020 12:17
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If my bones are breaking Can't be that baaaaad If my bones are breaking Why the hell are you so sad?
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Sep 22, 2020 13:00
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:If my bones are breaking If it makes you happy - it can't be that bad.
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Sep 22, 2020 13:20
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More like Sheryl NO
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Sep 22, 2020 13:45
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Big Beef City posted:More like Sheryl NO Sheryl Hello!
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Sep 22, 2020 14:04
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Does the stupidity test work? I need to check something real quick.
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Sep 22, 2020 14:07
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Waterbed Wendy posted:Does the stupidity test work? I need to check something real quick. Here just stare at this dot for the results of your stupid test:  Give it a few minutes it takes time
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Sep 22, 2020 14:11
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nunsexmonkrock posted:This one better? "Oh hello there, I didn't notice you taking my picture."
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Sep 22, 2020 14:13
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The_Continental posted:Here just stare at this dot for the results of your stupid test: It's not for me, you slime! It's for my son, he can't say "powerful pouty pablo picasso" and I want to see if it is because he is stupid.
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Sep 22, 2020 14:14
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See how long you can get him to stare at a dot on the screen. Alternatively tell him that he might have cancer if his hand is bigger than his face.
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Sep 22, 2020 14:20
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He got mad at me
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Sep 22, 2020 14:25
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nunsexmonkrock posted:I have seen way too many tits in my life. Not possible
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Sep 22, 2020 14:36
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Waterbed Wendy posted:He got mad at me Did you tell him you just wanted to see how stupid he is? Did he not understand?
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Sep 22, 2020 14:40
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Sid Vicious posted:How to... Tell them about that time you fought an elephant. Also helps you talk her into bed and fleece your mates.
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Sep 22, 2020 14:43
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Waterbed Wendy posted:He got mad at me Well you shouldnt have listened to people on the internet.
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Sep 22, 2020 14:55
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i like to think that sheryl crow had a lot of great musical ideas but just got lazy* and gave up and realized doing lame country rock was easier and more profitable *and/or stopped doing so much cocaine
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Sep 22, 2020 16:22
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^^^^Yeah that is what she has been doing since her self titled album. quote="Who What Now" post="508279942"] Not possible [/quote] Trust me it is possible when you are gay.
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^^^^Yeah that is what she has been doing since her self titled album.nunsexmonkrock posted:[quote="Who What Now" post="508279942"] Trust me it is possible when you are gay. Edit!: I I give up
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