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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Shambling groper

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Waterbed Wendy posted:

Shambling groper

Roll initiative.

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
The only thing that's going to be funnier than Trump losing in November is Laura Loomer somehow managing to lose by a triple digit percentage.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Natural 20


I cast shid pannies

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Natural 20


I cast shid pannies

That's a critical poo poo!

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Natural 20


I cast shid pannies

Status effect "poo poo Midas" has proc'ed making your roll a critical failure.

You tumble down the stairs breaking both ankles and somehow in defiance of all known human anatomy end up making GBS threads out your mouth instead of in your Depends.

It is extremely presidential.

In the general election you have won another four year term. What do you want to do now?

>

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

The only thing that's going to be funnier than Trump losing in November is Laura Loomer somehow managing to lose by a triple digit percentage.
...and not even getting her Twitter account back LMAO

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1308516014657867782?s=20

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1308538557967904768?s=19

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1308539918075883523?s=19
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1308539921829781504?s=19

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

:d2a:

raggedphoto
May 10, 2008

I'd like to shoot you
My wife and I made a big mistake leaving our protective bubble of Portland to visit my folks in Colorado. We really needed to get out of the bad air and hangout in the Rockies for a bit but holy poo poo are people not taking the pandemic seriously. SLC, all of Idaho and western Colorado we hardly saw a single mask, precaution or anything that indicated that there was a deadly virus killing a thousand people a day. I knew that I would see some of that but we felt like aliens wearing masks at some of the gas stations. Thank god my parents live in a super liberal town but still, death to America.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





https://twitter.com/DavidAstinWalsh/status/1308380298720292866

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Go to bed with the devil, wake up with cum in your rear end

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Fabulousity posted:

Status effect "poo poo Midas" has proc'ed making your roll a critical failure.

You tumble down the stairs breaking both ankles and somehow in defiance of all known human anatomy end up making GBS threads out your mouth instead of in your Depends.

It is extremely presidential.

In the general election you have won another four year term. What do you want to do now?

>

Pay Melania to smother me to death

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014



This poo poo makes me boiling mad.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

Eat a dick unicycle boy!

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Pay Melania to smother me to death

*~*~This is my last resort~*~*

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/blainecapatch/status/1308529657503858688?s=19

Lol, not for the dog though.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Pick posted:

Go to bed with the devil, wake up with cum in your rear end

if the devil can gently caress my rear end to completion without me waking up then the devil got a needle dick

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
ur u got a floppy ring wendy

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
*adds "floppy ring wendy" to usernames.xls*

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
my cutter is sharp and quick, don't you worry pick

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Irony is dead.

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

We need to tax religion.

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Lol remember this?

https://youtu.be/KPhsSqXHRAs

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

The last five years have really made me consider the value of a litmus test for voting. Or maybe just disenfranchising white people.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

lol that the goalposts have officially moved to "hey it could've been 2 million" w/r/t Covid cases. This should give them some wiggle room.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005


Saw this exact same decal on a truck in a parking lot at work. I live in Portland lol I literally did a double take

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
His pockets are bulging hamberders

pumped up for school
Nov 24, 2010


It's beautiful.

Chuds McGreedy
Aug 26, 2007

Jumanji


explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1308558450906017793
LOL

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.


A blue lives matter abortion of a flag on Lindbergh drive on National Voter Registration day? gently caress you, 2020.

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

Chuds dress in such a peculiar way. They look like children who got to pick out whatever they wanted at the salvation army and wear it to school.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Lil Peeler posted:

The last five years have really made me consider the value of a litmus test for voting. Or maybe just disenfranchising white people.

Reminder that if it weren't for black people voting, Roy Moore would be senator.

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

Can't Marvel/Disney sue whoever turned the Punisher emblem into a MAGA symbol?

Castor Poe fucked around with this message at 01:22 on Sep 23, 2020

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nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/hollyotterbein/status/1308076165614231552?s=20

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