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Lobok posted:This checks out because maybe the best chicken wings I've had were at a place called Dinosaur. Yeah, but the only problem is that once you open the door, you immediately have to hit the deck.
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Antifa Poltergeist posted:gently caress swan ancestor was terrifying. Nope thats how a Swan would look if we used the same imagery we use for dinosaurs based on finosaur bones. Its called skin wrapping and most paleontological drawings for years were done without acknowledgement of things like fat, feathers, musculature. So when you do the same to modern animals you can see why the depictions are so far off. Lid fucked around with this message at 09:31 on Sep 22, 2020 |
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The funny part being that hippos are even more dangerous than you'd expect the horrible monster reconstruction to be.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 09:35 |
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Crocodiles pretty much ruled freshwater and shoreline habitats for millions of years beginning with the Mesozoic, but one day they meet hippos and found the one prey animal they cannot touch.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 09:56 |
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Gustav aside.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 10:08 |
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https://twitter.com/bostonbey/status/1307861636716417025?s=19
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 10:14 |
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"racism in American"
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 10:18 |
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'It is easy to follow and the storyline makes sense' sounds like something Hollywood suits believe is genuinely hard to achieve
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 10:44 |
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Better Antebellum marketing: "Rated 27% on Rotten Tomatoes Based on 123 Reviews by Mostly White Critics".
The MSJ fucked around with this message at 11:41 on Sep 22, 2020 |
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The MSJ posted:Better Antebellum marketing: "Rated 27% on Rotten Tomatoes Based on 123 Reviews by Mostly White Critics". The new "Rated X by an All-White Jury," truly.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:'It is easy to follow and the storyline makes sense' sounds like something Hollywood suits believe is genuinely hard to achieve They just rrad the reviews of Tenet
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Ghost Leviathan posted:'It is easy to follow and the storyline makes sense' sounds like something Hollywood suits believe is genuinely hard to achieve Oh so that's the Hollywood equivalent of HR going on Glassdoor and leaving glowing reviews with the only downside being "[company] can be fast paced and hectic, but for some people that's a positive!"
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 17:45 |
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Lid posted:They just rrad the reviews of Tenet I'm sure Tenet would be easy to understand if the sound mixing was good.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 21:50 |
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Ego-bot posted:Over 70 years of film making progress! Brutal lol
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 22:22 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Gustav aside. Gustav is the concept of terror and spite made flesh rather than an animal, but otherwise this checks out.
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# ? Sep 23, 2020 04:19 |
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Apparently Mel Gibson really is making a sequel to the Passion of the Christ, focusing on the resurrection. Jim Caviezal’s been talking it up recently.
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# ? Sep 23, 2020 04:40 |
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I can't wait for the explanation for why Jesus looks 15+ years older than he did before he died.
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# ? Sep 23, 2020 04:48 |
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Detective No. 27 posted:I can't wait for the explanation for why Jesus looks 15+ years older than he did before he died. probably because he died
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# ? Sep 23, 2020 04:52 |
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Detective No. 27 posted:I can't wait for the explanation for why Jesus looks 15+ years older than he did before he died. He did go through somewhat of a harrowing ordeal.
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# ? Sep 23, 2020 04:52 |
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Schwarzwald posted:He did go through somewhat of a harrowing ordeal. Oh poo poo if he's legit doing this that means Jesus is going to hell or some such. My memory of what Jesus was up to before walking out the tomb on Sunday is hazy. And because it's Gibson it's going to be utterly insane.
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# ? Sep 23, 2020 05:11 |
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If someone has to make Jesus Goes to Hell: The Final Passion then yeah I guess Gibson might be a reasonable choice to direct. He's a huge piece of poo poo but I only saw Apocalypto recently and who else could get the funding to get a movie like that made?
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# ? Sep 23, 2020 05:15 |
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joylessdivision posted:Oh poo poo if he's legit doing this that means Jesus is going to hell or some such. My memory of what Jesus was up to before walking out the tomb on Sunday is hazy. He had to spend three days in hell because God dropped the keys to the pearly gates.
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# ? Sep 23, 2020 05:17 |
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Cacator posted:If someone has to make Jesus Goes to Hell: The Final Passion then yeah I guess Gibson might be a reasonable choice to direct. He's a huge piece of poo poo but I only saw Apocalypto recently and who else could get the funding to get a movie like that made? Apocalypto is a really good movie that I absolutely understand anyone writing off without watching, because logically it should be terrible.
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# ? Sep 23, 2020 05:23 |
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:He had to spend three days in hell because God dropped the keys to the pearly gates. My awful 7th grade religion class is coming back to me. I think Jesus brought a bunch of people out of hell with him, like old testament people because apparently they were chilling in hell for reasons that escape me but were probably vaguely antisemetic now that I think about that teacher again
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# ? Sep 23, 2020 05:28 |
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A movie about Jesus kicking in the doors of hell and wrecking the place up would fuckin own.
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# ? Sep 23, 2020 05:29 |
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Snowman_McK posted:Apocalypto is a really good movie that I absolutely understand anyone writing off without watching, because logically it should be terrible. Gibson put a guy dressed like “Where’s Waldo” in a pile of dead bodies for a couple frames.
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# ? Sep 23, 2020 05:34 |
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Byzantine posted:A movie about Jesus kicking in the doors of hell and wrecking the place up would fuckin own. Glass shattering and Jesus walks around like Stone Cold Steve Austin giving stunners to sinners and satan
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# ? Sep 23, 2020 05:46 |
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Byzantine posted:A movie about Jesus kicking in the doors of hell and wrecking the place up would fuckin own. The Harrowing of Hell Hotel is this movie where a bunch of lost souls end up in Hell, represented by a cheapo high-rise hotel with neon signs outside every window. Each of them start scheming and dreaming, seeking to reiterate the sins they committed in life. The story is told in multiple vignettes each taking place in different rooms. Each ends with a ripped Jesus kicking down the door of a hotel room, blood on his face.
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:Gibson put a guy dressed like “Where’s Waldo” in a pile of dead bodies for a couple frames. I think that was only in the trailer, but i remember the story.
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# ? Sep 23, 2020 06:05 |
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Byzantine posted:A movie about Jesus kicking in the doors of hell and wrecking the place up would fuckin own. All like a Platinum game
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# ? Sep 23, 2020 06:27 |
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joylessdivision posted:My awful 7th grade religion class is coming back to me. I think Jesus brought a bunch of people out of hell with him, like old testament people because apparently they were chilling in hell for reasons that escape me but were probably vaguely antisemetic now that I think about that teacher again It's an artifact from the Judaic roots, Jewish Orthodoxy doesn't have a Satan so it doesn't really have a Hell. It's does have a place called Sheol where the dead wait for the resurrection and judgement. Some of the older scriptures have Jesus going there to carry the souls of the just into Heaven as part of the fulfillment of his covenant but most of them were declared non-Canon at the Council of Nikea. Nowadays the only thing that mentions Jesus descending is the Apostle's Creed.
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Snowman_McK posted:I think that was only in the trailer, but i remember the story. Nah you’re thinking of this amazing picture I think this is the Waldo frame.
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Lid posted:Nope thats how a Swan would look if we used the same imagery we use for dinosaurs based on finosaur bones. Its called skin wrapping and most paleontological drawings for years were done without acknowledgement of things like fat, feathers, musculature. So when you do the same to modern animals you can see why the depictions are so far off. Oh sweet, learned something new. Swans are still bastards though. Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:The Harrowing of Hell Hotel is this movie where a bunch of lost souls end up in Hell, represented by a cheapo high-rise hotel with neon signs outside every window. Each of them start scheming and dreaming, seeking to reiterate the sins they committed in life. The story is told in multiple vignettes each taking place in different rooms. Each ends with a ripped Jesus kicking down the door of a hotel room, blood on his face. Its cannon that Jesus was partial to some violence.
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:It's an artifact from the Judaic roots, Jewish Orthodoxy doesn't have a Satan so it doesn't really have a Hell. It's does have a place called Sheol where the dead wait for the resurrection and judgement. Some of the older scriptures have Jesus going there to carry the souls of the just into Heaven as part of the fulfillment of his covenant but most of them were declared non-Canon at the Council of Nikea. Nowadays the only thing that mentions Jesus descending is the Apostle's Creed. There we go! Like I said, my memory was very hazy and in retrospect that teacher had some real bad opinions about other religions that weren't Catholicism. Nothing like being told everyone is basically hosed to suffer in hell because Whoops, you didn't get signed up with the Catholics! I for one am all for Jesus whipping some asses while turning the other cheek to spit one liners. gently caress now I just want to watch Last Temptation of Christ again, mostly because Defoe as Jesus loving owns.
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# ? Sep 23, 2020 14:45 |
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:Nowadays the only thing that mentions Jesus descending is the Apostle's Creed. Carl Weathers just running around mentioning Jesus descending
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# ? Sep 23, 2020 15:03 |
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Apostle's Creed sounds like a stealth parkour game Wisdom Tree would have made if they still exist.
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# ? Sep 23, 2020 15:17 |
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The MSJ posted:Apostle's Creed sounds like a stealth parkour game Wisdom Tree would have made if they still exist. It would be a more faith based remake of ACII. Ironically, the final boss fight would be left as is because Alexander VI was that bad.
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# ? Sep 23, 2020 15:58 |
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ALFbrot posted:Carl Weathers just running around mentioning Jesus descending Don't throw that bone away! Stick it in a reliquary for a few hours, carry it to church. You got yourself a belief system going baby!
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AceOfFlames posted:It would be a more faith based remake of ACII. That's why I mentioned Wisdom Tree. They used to be developers that created Menace Beach, a platformer infamous for literal 'cutscenes' where the protagonist's kidnapped girlfriend gets more of her dress torn off the further you progress. When they rebranded as a Christian game developers, they reskinned Menace Beach as Sunday Funday, a game where a boy must fight enemies on his way to church.
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The MSJ posted:Better Antebellum marketing: "Rated 27% on Rotten Tomatoes Based on 123 Reviews by Mostly White Critics".
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