Setting up the BYOB info/recruitment booth

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Escape From Noise

on the campus quad.

Struggling to get the tent thingy fully up and it's kind of slumped to one side. That's okay though. It adds character, right? Okay. Now I gotta hang the hammock for the cat to chill out in. Did anybody bring the rope and carabiners for that? Oh man! Gotta get those pamphlets! I think I left them in the car! Can you hold down the fort for a second?

# ? Sep 22, 2020 19:01

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 10:58

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Dont worry OP I brought the rope and carabiners. I can hold this bad boy down for a bit while you run to grab the pamphplets. I'll point potential recruits to the lurkers must post thread and see if we can get these numbers up!

# ? Sep 22, 2020 19:03

Escape From Noise

Evil Bob posted:

Dont worry OP I brought the rope and carabiners. I can hold this bad boy down for a bit while you run to grab the pamphplets. I'll point potential recruits to the lurkers must post thread and see if we can get these numbers up!

Awesome! Thanks! I'll be right back.

[Stumbles back thirty minutes later red eyed and carrying a bag of Funyuns]

# ? Sep 22, 2020 19:05

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

BYOB now offering 1 funyun per post to new posters! Limited to like... 40 posts, wait 39, 38... SWR stop eating the funyuns!

# ? Sep 22, 2020 19:09

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Goddammit, the GBS Booth keeps stealing our prospects. Those people are far too sexy

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Sep 22, 2020 22:56

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

*I'm lurking around just waiting until you guys aren't paying attention so I can grab a free spoon and a lollipop*

_{Thanks to Heather Papps for sweet sig, click for more hot lady action}

_{sigs by luvcow and Khanstant.

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# ? Sep 22, 2020 22:59

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Alright well we went through that bag of funyuns before any newbies decided to post with us. I think the only option is to.... go get more funyuns

# ? Sep 22, 2020 23:01

vanisher

Wow slow day. Hold on I'll be back I just need to get something from my car.

(drives off never to return)

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Sep 23, 2020 00:26

vanisher

Hey kid you want to make funny jokes with friends

"oh like sarcasm?"

Well not too mean

"then self-deprecating"

haha listen don't be too hard on yourself

"so, edgy"

absolutely not

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Sep 23, 2020 00:29

FluffieDuckie

See like it�s like posting on reddit but you have to pay and there�s only like 20 of us.

Wait where are you going?

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Sep 23, 2020 01:23

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

vanisher posted:

Hey kid you want to make funny jokes with friends

"oh like sarcasm?"

Well not too mean

"then self-deprecating"

haha listen don't be too hard on yourself

"so, edgy"

absolutely not

FluffieDuckie posted:

See like it�s like posting on reddit but you have to pay and there�s only like 20 of us.

Wait where are you going?

# ? Sep 23, 2020 01:43

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Quick! Show them the avatars and sigs!

# ? Sep 23, 2020 01:44

google THIS

Look I know the entire makes jokes about the number 69 but our particular brand is special.

Why? Uh, want a Funyun?

# ? Sep 23, 2020 01:47

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

FluffieDuckie posted:

See like it’s like posting on reddit but you have to pay and there’s only like 20 of us.

Wait where are you going?

lol

# ? Sep 23, 2020 02:50

more falafel please: forums poster

*leans in close* look kid, between you and me, I'm not sure what the blue fluid is supposed to be either, but it gets emptyquotes so just go with it

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Sep 23, 2020 06:31

Escape From Noise

Brooooooooooooooooooo. Lemme tell u about this fuckin' snail bro...

# ? Sep 23, 2020 13:03

ChubbyChecker

vanisher posted:

Hey kid you want to make funny jokes with friends

"oh like sarcasm?"

Well not too mean

"then self-deprecating"

haha listen don't be too hard on yourself

"so, edgy"

absolutely not

# ? Sep 23, 2020 13:29

Macnult

vanisher posted:

Hey kid you want to make funny jokes with friends

"oh like sarcasm?"

Well not too mean

"then self-deprecating"

haha listen don't be too hard on yourself

"so, edgy"

absolutely not

# ? Sep 23, 2020 14:09

Macnult

i never realized that so many people have emails for hobbies and named their pets after a phone number

# ? Sep 23, 2020 14:12

Macnult

comic sans makes you angry? my dude, consider this: what if it didn�t?

# ? Sep 23, 2020 14:13

Escape From Noise

Macnult posted:

comic sans makes you angry? my dude, consider this: what if it didn’t?

vanisher posted:

Hey kid you want to make funny jokes with friends

"oh like sarcasm?"

Well not too mean

"then self-deprecating"

haha listen don't be too hard on yourself

"so, edgy"

absolutely not

# ? Sep 23, 2020 14:44

Jinh

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

# ? Sep 23, 2020 18:35

google THIS

Macnult posted:

i never realized that so many people have emails for hobbies and named their pets after a phone number

They committed..."female?" I wonder if it was first-degree.

# ? Sep 24, 2020 00:34

Ass-penny

FluffieDuckie posted:

See like it’s like posting on reddit but you have to pay and there’s only like 20 of us.

Wait where are you going?

# ? Sep 24, 2020 01:11

google THIS

(looking through our literature) "Hmm, I'm very curious about this Sheep and Wool Festival."

"Oh, we all are. We all are."

# ? Sep 24, 2020 01:24

FluffieDuckie

google THIS posted:

(looking through our literature) "Hmm, I'm very curious about this Sheep and Wool Festival."

"Oh, we all are. We all are."

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Sep 24, 2020 02:13

Escape From Noise

google THIS posted:

(looking through our literature) "Hmm, I'm very curious about this Sheep and Wool Festival."

"Oh, we all are. We all are."

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Sep 24, 2020 06:52

Escape From Noise

Do you have any pets? It's not like a requirement. Unless you have some, then you have to show us. Don't worry. We won't rat you out to that stuffy old dean!

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 10:24 on Sep 24, 2020

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Sep 24, 2020 06:52

Goons Are Gifts

google THIS posted:

(looking through our literature) "Hmm, I'm very curious about this Sheep and Wool Festival."

"Oh, we all are. We all are."

*bopeps starts to appear, vengeful, in the background of various old images, coming ever closer to the camera*

# ? Sep 24, 2020 09:56

Escape From Noise

[Points to graph] As you can see BYOB has more finished projects which we call "BYOB success stories" than any of the other subforums on Something Awful.

Student: What kind of projects and also what's something awful?

[sweating] Uh...well...uh...We have some detailed stories about that right OVER HERE [starts running but only gets like 20 feet before leaning on my own knees gasping for air and dry heaving]

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Sep 24, 2020 10:19

ChubbyChecker

google THIS posted:

(looking through our literature) "Hmm, I'm very curious about this Sheep and Wool Festival."

"Oh, we all are. We all are."

# ? Sep 24, 2020 10:23

Escape From Noise

Media influencing? Oh yeah. Definitely! Ever heard about Olaf from Frozen smoking weed?

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Sep 24, 2020 14:09

vanisher

You'd like to join? Hmm this twitter history is a little strange. Okay see this one? It's just a picture of han solo but a swan's head has been photoshopped in and the text "swan yolo" has been added.

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Sep 24, 2020 17:14

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 10:58

ChubbyChecker

what's your opinion about robots? of the trolley kind?

# ? Sep 24, 2020 23:34

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