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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Short king

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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


Wood.

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands


I'm no expert, but I think that's a dogwood.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Wüd

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Ah I see my fleshlight that I ordered is in transit.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Cartoon Man has a new favorite as of 17:19 on Sep 20, 2020

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
I've never understood genital piercings

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Heading for an off-Broadway production of Danger Music For Dick Higgins, I guess.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Nice chest

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Tree hump

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

OwlFancier posted:

Ah I see my fleshlight that I ordered is in transit.
Ew, who orders a cast of their mom?

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013





This is tripping me up, and I know I've seen it before, I just don't get what it is.

VV: THANK YOU

Serperoth has a new favorite as of 12:01 on Sep 21, 2020

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Serperoth posted:

This is tripping me up, and I know I've seen it before, I just don't get what it is.

Woman on the left's legs. That's her own knee she has her hand under.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/tGomDCu.mp4

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Those burritos were totally worth it, though

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




That part actually made me puke when I saw Jackass 3d in theaters

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

the President Donald John Trump Memorial Fountain

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


This is why you don't eat food before you have your colonoscopy.

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Like warm pumpkin pie

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/8jnPKxp.gifv

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Incredible

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YygHG9QzQx4&t=122s

Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe

That look of shock and betrayal is loving priceless.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I think they took a bit more than the tip :whitewater:

donquixotic
May 1, 2007

Stubble rash dick is nothing to get excited about

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Wipe away never toward!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

donquixotic posted:

Stubble rash dick is nothing to get excited about

Yeah all I could think was "aaaaa that's gonna itch like gently caress"

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Splicer posted:

Wipe away never toward!

away and toward what?

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Mauser posted:

away and toward what?

Away from the body and toward the toilet, duh. Gotta get that poop off.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Captain Hygiene posted:

I think they took a bit more than the tip :whitewater:

Bold viral marketing direction for Hebrew National

Coward
Sep 10, 2009

I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure



.

These Sexy Halloween costumes have gone too far.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is cool that they make pumpkins that at least half the population won't need an extra tool to carve.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

Dicks on Sticks, for all of your decorative needs! (they're probably food, but also look like something you find in the middle of a mid-range bunch of flowers)

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I think that's chocolate marshmallows on sticks.

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



*hastily shoves dresser drawer shut* IT'S JUST CHOCOLATE MARSHMALLOWS ON STICKS

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