Massive unemployment scam

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Pillowpants: Aug 5, 2006

You should check your credit. 5% of my company has had fraudulent claims filed in their names in the past month.

https://www.seattletimes.com/business/economy/washingtons-unemployment-fraud-may-have-hit-650-million-state-recovers-333-million/

# ? Sep 20, 2020 23:00

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SERPUS: Mar 20, 2004

how do i checked credit

# ? Sep 20, 2020 23:01

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

I'm probably not going to but thank you for the heads up

# ? Sep 20, 2020 23:02

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

�Two weeks after revelations of a massive fraud scheme that briefly shut down Washington�s unemployment system�

lol brief is not the term I would use. My wife�s unemployment was held for 18 weeks because of this.

# ? Sep 20, 2020 23:11

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Check the inside of my butt.

# ? Sep 22, 2020 15:01

Loky11: Dec 12, 2006; Pull on the new flesh like borrowed gloves and burn your fingers once again

the mother of all 419 scams holy moly

# ? Sep 22, 2020 15:10

Hello Sailor: May 3, 2006; we're all mad here

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

Check the inside of my butt.

Yup, there's an unemployment claim in there.

# ? Sep 22, 2020 15:11

Arrhythmia: Jul 22, 2011

Cubone posted:

I'm probably not going to but thank you for the heads up

# ? Sep 22, 2020 15:13

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

I'm still at a perfect 100 but thanks for the tip op

# ? Sep 23, 2020 23:18

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

TheAardvark posted:

I'm still at a perfect 100 but thanks for the tip op

lmao

# ? Sep 23, 2020 23:21

RVWinkle: Aug 24, 2004; In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.; Nap Ghost

Thanks op. I too believe that helping poor people is a scam.

# ? Sep 24, 2020 00:31

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

there is an insane amount of fraud going on right now

its hosed, i would suggest actual corporal punishment for people caught doing card fraud

get out the big ruler

however for the guys doing the actual big time institutional world changing fraud get out the loving guillotine and make some examples

GROW SOME BALLS SEC!!!!

# ? Sep 24, 2020 07:11

EA Sports: Feb 10, 2007; by Azathoth

me needed martial law when the pandemic started but all out politicians have zero balls. oh well.

# ? Sep 24, 2020 07:20

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

EA Sports posted:

me needed martial law when the pandemic started but all out politicians have zero balls. oh well.

What could go wrong with this?

# ? Sep 24, 2020 10:31

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

RVWinkle posted:

Thanks op. I too believe that helping poor people is a scam.

16 years on somethingawful has made you a keen observer

# ? Sep 24, 2020 10:47

Star Me Kitten: Aug 10, 2020

I�d really like for you all to tell me all about this. In exchange for the information, I will gladly pay. I hope you don�t mind; it�ll be in the form of a cashiers check.

# ? Sep 24, 2020 16:04

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Star Me Kitten posted:

I�d really like for you all to tell me all about this. In exchange for the information, I will gladly pay. I hope you don�t mind; it�ll be in the form of a cashiers check.

check you PMs for a copy of the back and front my my $40k limit credit card and my mortgage statement and social security numbers and also a full frontal dick pic

# ? Sep 24, 2020 19:12

Star Me Kitten: Aug 10, 2020

numberoneposter posted:

check you PMs for a copy of the back and front my my $40k limit credit card and my mortgage statement and social security numbers and also a full frontal dick pic

I apologize. I am not going to need that information after all.

>Cancels cashiers check
>Maxes out credit card
>buys a new car with your credit score
> frames dick pic

# ? Sep 24, 2020 19:25

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

numberoneposter posted:

there is an insane amount of fraud going on right now

its hosed, i would suggest actual corporal punishment for people caught doing card fraud

get out the big ruler

however for the guys doing the actual big time institutional world changing fraud get out the loving guillotine and make some examples

GROW SOME BALLS SEC!!!!

Why not done?

# ? Sep 24, 2020 19:50

Jailbrekr: Apr 8, 2002; A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING

numberoneposter posted:

there is an insane amount of fraud going on right now

its hosed, i would suggest actual corporal punishment for people caught doing card fraud

get out the big ruler

however for the guys doing the actual big time institutional world changing fraud get out the loving guillotine and make some examples

GROW SOME BALLS SEC!!!!

You're right, until you start targetting the financiers, the problem will keep getting worse.

# ? Sep 24, 2020 20:23

Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

I'll pay you a nickel tomorrow for a hamburger today

# ? Sep 24, 2020 21:19

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

gay for pay, plug away
straight for dates, annihilate

# ? Sep 24, 2020 21:37

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

women driving cars, what is this mars?

# ? Sep 24, 2020 21:52

mom and dad fight a lot: Sep 21, 2006; If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Thanks Obama.

# ? Sep 24, 2020 21:54

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

edit wrong thread

# ? Sep 24, 2020 22:01

Postmastergeneral: Jan 11, 2005

gently caress this i quit

# ? Sep 24, 2020 22:04

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Mozi posted:

edit wrong thread

no, this is the right thread. please continue entering your credit card number

# ? Sep 24, 2020 22:30

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

TheAardvark posted:

no, this is the right thread. please continue entering your credit card number

do you accept discover cards?

# ? Sep 24, 2020 22:34

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

TheAardvark posted:

no, this is the right thread. please continue entering your credit card number

oh phew

4206 9420 6942 0694

# ? Sep 24, 2020 23:13

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

numberoneposter posted:

do you accept discover cards?

Ban this sick filth.

# ? Sep 24, 2020 23:20

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Mozi posted:

oh phew

4206 9420 6942 0694

The poor person with this cc number is in for a rude surprise when they open their bill next month

# ? Sep 24, 2020 23:22

yippeekiyaymf: May 16, 2002; You seriously have issues.

Go catch more racoons in a net and step away from the computer.

numberoneposter posted:

do you accept discover cards?

This made me realize that Diners Club credit cards are still a thing but have made some changes.

# ? Sep 24, 2020 23:48

Khanstant: Apr 5, 2007

how do i claim my massive scam benefits

# ? Sep 25, 2020 00:08

Star Me Kitten: Aug 10, 2020

Khanstant posted:

how do i claim my massive scam benefits

craigslist

# ? Sep 25, 2020 02:33

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

if creditkarma would catch this then i guess im in the clear

# ? Sep 25, 2020 04:39

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

I paid that Lifelock guy to prove no one could steal my identity and they stole his identity instead. I consider this a win.

# ? Sep 25, 2020 07:15

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?action=showpost&postid=508357750 posted:

id call that a win

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?action=showpost&postid=508357751 posted:

I consider this a win.

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ilovebeersooomuch: May 23, 2014

*ahem*

how is creedit formed?

*waits for applause*

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