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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Beef chops!

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smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!
Only available for 24 hours https://www.shopaew.com/cody-death-of-cody-only-available-for-24-hours.html

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Hahahahaha Ropey "OOOWWW!"

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Cavauro posted:

those are worth 15,000 dollars

i meant to say 1,500 dollars

they were cool, they had a zipper

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Ok I could watch this chop exchange for like ten minutes

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Seth Rollins posted:

i had dennis rodman's Air Worm sneakers when i was in elementary school

Dennis Rodman is the Worm, best friends with North Korea, and everything else that involved being Dennis Rodman and he is unequivocally a far far far better person than Karl Malone is.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Mox's chest is so drat red :stare:

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!
This is all Jon wanted when he signed with AEW. You can tell how into his matches he is.

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

[literally]this slaps

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Taichi vs. Eddie Kingston for the honor of Kawada is a low key top tier forbidden portal match.

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
eat poo poo justin roberts

BDawg
May 19, 2004

In Full Stereo Symphony

Eat My Fuc posted:

There should be a wrestler who doesn’t like wrestling and just never shows up but also still gets booked and loses by count out every time, no one ever sees what he looks like

But baseball rules.

A drop kick is a single, a suplex is a double, a frogsplash is a triple and a stunner by the meatballs is a home run.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Lmao at Justin Roberts being stuck in the corner for that

Eat poo poo rear end in a top hat

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

karmicknight posted:

Taichi vs. Eddie Kingston for the honor of Kawada is a low key top tier forbidden portal match.


:aaaaa:

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

PIP FOR THIS?!? YOU HEATHENS

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

eddie kingston should wear a chest plate that extends down past the abdomen just like blue lightning, my created wrestler from here comes the pain. it would help hide a big gut

heel turn
Jan 6, 2004

Some boy tried to step to me at the county fair. I said son u clearly have no ideal what creek im from
yo what the gently caress is primal

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

BDawg posted:

But baseball rules.

A drop kick is a single, a suplex is a double, a frogsplash is a triple and a stunner by the meatballs is a home run.

Then what's the Falcon Arrow?

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

This is totally a NJPW match

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
eddie kingston walks like grandpa

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


CobiWann posted:

Then what's the Falcon Arrow?

a walk off grand slam

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Cavauro posted:

eddie kingston should wear a chest plate that extends down past the abdomen just like blue lightning, my created wrestler from here comes the pain. it would help hide a big gut

AEW is body positive

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Dango Bango posted:

This is totally a NJPW match

All Japan match, actually.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

BDawg posted:

But baseball rules.

A drop kick is a single, a suplex is a double, a frogsplash is a triple and a stunner by the meatballs is a home run.

we need more baseball players in wrestling

heres my sample size of two:

Randy Savage and Hiroshi Tanahashi

Baseball makes you a wrestling God who oozes charisma

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

Dango Bango posted:

This is totally a NJPW match

hope we see a sequence of cool finisher reversals

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

karmicknight posted:

All Japan match, actually.

kingston is going to bust out the LEGO and make it a DDT match

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
taz marking out for the crossfaces

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Get out of here commercials

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


stretch plum!

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

oh but seriously I posted:

AEW is body positive

hiding his true physique would strictly be a tactic for battle

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

ItohRespectArmy posted:

kingston is going to bust out the LEGO and make it a DDT match

I want to believe.

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Lmao that chop and sell by mox

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Lid posted:

we need more baseball players in wrestling

heres my sample size of two:

Randy Savage and Hiroshi Tanahashi

Baseball makes you a wrestling God who oozes charisma

SID

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
What if they made the whole match out of chops

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Lid posted:

we need more baseball players in wrestling

heres my sample size of two:

Randy Savage and Hiroshi Tanahashi

Baseball makes you a wrestling God who oozes charisma

You forgot the greatest of them all

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

Beating the poo poo out of each other during commercial

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
STROOOOOOOOOOOOONG STYLE

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Wait a minute - the Jags play tomorrow night. When are they taping?

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Kingston be choppin

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Wiltsghost
Mar 27, 2011


eddie's chops are loving savage

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