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jeez, just give me my phone call, okay? 'just give me my fuckin' phone call' boar guy fucked around with this message at 03:57 on Sep 24, 2020 |
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Seriously honey, I do care about you Frankly my dear, I don't give a drat. Spinz fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Sep 24, 2020 |
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Sep 24, 2020 03:55
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ladies, please leave
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Sep 24, 2020 03:59
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I'm disappointed in you and have misplaced my Juicy Fruit. 
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Sep 24, 2020 04:02
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Yippee ki-yay, Mother.
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Sep 24, 2020 04:07
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Sep 24, 2020 04:13
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Chill everyone now! Condone first degree glomping, advocate vegetarianism, EAT PLANTS! Love is my politics love is my life!
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Sep 24, 2020 04:14
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Because she's got a GREAT PERSONALITY and you got your head all the way up it!
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Sep 24, 2020 04:17
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Tinkle on your darn rules, Nurse Ratched! Piss on your loving RULES, Nurse Ratched
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Sep 24, 2020 04:27
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Get away from her you binch!
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Sep 24, 2020 04:59
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You had me at smello.
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Sep 24, 2020 05:02
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I'm done with these snakes on the plane and I would also like you to say what again.
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Sep 24, 2020 05:05
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Get away from her, you ALIEN!
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Sep 24, 2020 05:12
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Sep 24, 2020 05:40
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Scrotum Modem posted:Yippee ki-yay, Mother. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mn-P3lnr76s
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Sep 24, 2020 05:43
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neato burrito posted:Get away from her, you ALIEN! this is good. "I love the smell of pancakes in the morning"
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Sep 24, 2020 06:03
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Your mother folds socks in jail!
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Sep 24, 2020 06:06
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Stairs? Where we are going we don't need "stairs".
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Sep 24, 2020 06:07
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Your Best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners court and marry the prom queen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV-52l_LRFw Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Sep 24, 2020 |
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Sep 24, 2020 06:09
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Please be quiet, guy who loves his uncle perhaps too much
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Sep 24, 2020 06:47
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I’m getting to old for this shift
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Sep 24, 2020 06:49
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As far back as I remember I always wanted to be a grandma.
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Sep 24, 2020 06:51
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Scrotum Modem posted:Yippee ki-yay, Mother. I like the minimalist approach here neato burrito posted:Get away from her, you ALIEN! this one is also very strong
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Sep 24, 2020 07:36
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You lied to me, Mr. Lundegaard. You're a bald-faced liar. Mr. Lundegaard the liar!
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Sep 24, 2020 07:40
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A census taker once tried to test me. We ate some liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. YUMYUMYUMYUMYUM!
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Sep 24, 2020 07:50
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ill be back later with some snacks! 
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Sep 24, 2020 08:30
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Five long years, he wore this watch on his wrist.
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Sep 24, 2020 08:31
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Jawdins posted:Five long years, he wore this watch on his wrist.
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Sep 24, 2020 08:35
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Jawdins posted:Five long years, he wore this watch on his wrist. lmao
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Sep 24, 2020 08:41
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What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a couple a hard, pipe-fitting builders, who'll go to work on the home here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', extreme home maker over recipient? I ain't through with you by a darn sight. I'ma get medieval themed shrubbery for the yard.
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Sep 24, 2020 08:50
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my brain is churning on a Glengarry Glen Ross safe take
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Sep 24, 2020 08:56
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America, hot dog!
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Sep 24, 2020 12:06
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i am sick and tired of these gal-durn snakes on this gosh-darn plane!
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Sep 24, 2020 13:22
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This stuff will make you a great funtime dinosaur, just like me.
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Sep 24, 2020 13:29
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We had two bags of Doritos, seventy-five pellets of Smarties, five sheets of high-powered Froot by the Foot, a saltshaker half-full of Pixy Stix powder, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored Tums, multivitamins, Sweet Tarts, M&Ms... Also, a quart of Coke, a quart of Dr Pepper, a case of Mountain Dew, a pint of raw maple syrup, and two dozen Slim Jims. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious snack collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the maple syrup. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of a syrup binge, and I knew we'd get into that sweet stuff pretty soon.
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Sep 24, 2020 13:37
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They blew it up!? THAT WAS MEAN! THAT WAS VERY MEAN!
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Sep 24, 2020 14:32
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I'm happy to tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be.
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Sep 24, 2020 14:44
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He's sleeping, Jim.
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Sep 24, 2020 14:45
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All I have in this world is my car, and my word. And I don't br[e]ak[e] them for no one.
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I want more life, DAD!
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