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End of Shoelace
Apr 5, 2016
Box. As in, "gently caress MY BOX!".

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End of Shoelace
Apr 5, 2016
Alternatively, "turdcutter".

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
stepsister_wont_let_you_play_nintendo_even_though_its_definitely_your_turn.avi

End of Shoelace
Apr 5, 2016
HOT STEPSISTER CAUGHT LITTLE BROTHER USING WHITE TANOOKI POWERUP IN CHAMPIONS ROAD IN SUPER MARIO 3D WORLD WHILE STEPMOM AT WORK

End of Shoelace
Apr 5, 2016
STEPMOTHER HAS DIFFICULTY ADJUSTING TO UNRECEPTIVE CHILDREN IN 2ND MARRIAGE 4K

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Stepsister Brings Boyfriend Home But He's An rear end in a top hat And His Clothes And Hair Are Ridiculous

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Stepsister's Boyfriend Wants To Be Called RAVEN But His Real Name Is Herbert

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Grevling posted:

"Nun" pornography. Did someone forget their religious vows? Same with "confession booth" type scenes involving priests. Gross, that's definitely not allowed!

It always seemed like that was exclusively an Italian thing

I'm assuming nun porn is dying out soon since there aren't many nuns below the age of 70 left even in Italy

End of Shoelace posted:

STEPMOTHER HAS DIFFICULTY ADJUSTING TO UNRECEPTIVE CHILDREN IN 2ND MARRIAGE 4K

lol

TENSION, SEXUAL BUT MOSTLY JUST EMOTIONAL, BETWEEN PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE STEPCHILDREN AND THEIR INCREASINGLY FRUSTRATED NEW STEPMOM

Phlegmish fucked around with this message at 14:53 on Sep 23, 2020

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
daddy's nunnies

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Clown diaper full unloading.mov

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Nips_straight_Down_fat_Pancakes.mp4

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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End of Shoelace posted:

Box. As in, "gently caress MY BOX!".

"hatchet wound"

ugh

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

"hatchet wound"

ugh

Woop woop!

Sad Russian clown.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Stuff my hole you clown man.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Big Beef City posted:

Nips_straight_Down_fat_Pancakes.mp4

I saw the same movie but it had been renamed woman_reveals_her_gyllenhaals.mp4

End of Shoelace
Apr 5, 2016

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

"hatchet wound"

ugh

I dunno, "hatchet wound" has some philosophy to it. You can only really hear "gently caress MY BOX" with 50 years of Pall Malls on it.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Stepnun.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



You're not my real nun!

So it's okay, if we do this.....

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Your mommy kisses chickens at the farm!
*Spins head*

Ograbme
Jul 26, 2003

D--n it, how he nicks 'em
But Doctor, I am Boipucci!

End of Shoelace
Apr 5, 2016

Even calling it "manhole" would be better

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
mystery discharge

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

"Strapping", "heaving", "bossom".

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Higgs heaving boson

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
"gently caress" "sex" "horny"

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Lore

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
I don't watch porn but I read smut and "Alpha/Beta/Omega" is the grossest term that I can think of.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



gross porn terns

youre dick
Jan 29, 2019
Not sure that there's a term, and it's not so much gross as just confusing, but why, America, are so many mothers/stepmothers/sisters/aunts/daughters getting stuck in windows? If you're going to get stuck half in and half out, at least wear some underpants so as not to tempt your male relatives

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

youre dick posted:

Not sure that there's a term, and it's not so much gross as just confusing, but why, America, are so many mothers/stepmothers/sisters/aunts/daughters getting stuck in windows? If you're going to get stuck half in and half out, at least wear some underpants so as not to tempt your male relatives

At least getting stuck bent over in the dryer half naked makes sense since otherwise she wouldn’t need to be doing laundry.

youre dick
Jan 29, 2019

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

At least getting stuck bent over in the dryer half naked makes sense since otherwise she wouldn’t need to be doing laundry.

that would really help my immersion, i'll change my search terms, thank you

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



youre dick posted:

Not sure that there's a term, and it's not so much gross as just confusing, but why, America, are so many mothers/stepmothers/sisters/aunts/daughters getting stuck in windows? If you're going to get stuck half in and half out, at least wear some underpants so as not to tempt your male relatives

Americans getting stuck makes perfect sense, but you're right, it is rather odd that it keeps happening to women who aren't fat. I will have to do more research on this pandemic

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Grevling posted:

Stuff my hole you clown man.

I, too, have heard iBrain.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

There is a coterie of porn writers who enjoy putting BWH measurements in wherever possible so i can i dont know adjust my filthy book mannequin to the dimensions and then think about hip sizes real hard.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

youre dick posted:

Not sure that there's a term, and it's not so much gross as just confusing, but why, America, are so many mothers/stepmothers/sisters/aunts/daughters getting stuck in windows? If you're going to get stuck half in and half out, at least wear some underpants so as not to tempt your male relatives

It's called Winnie the Poohing.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Sling your hot syrup all over my slop pancakes

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


John J.'s Plummeting Dairy Dive

kids-trying-to-sleep-while-hearing-daddy-hurting-mommy-through-the-vent.mpg

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

It's called Winnie the Poohing.


Winnieing the pooh.

youre dick
Jan 29, 2019

Cyril Sneer posted:

Winnieing the pooh.

Welp we now know the grossest porn term

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Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
Spit Anal.

Seriously what the gently caress? Who likes watching some dude spit all over his junk?

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